Voice thread (lighthearted thread)

[Yaraye]

I think I cracked the code. Yaraye is @Sophisticate s gacanyare.

 

[GaradShabeel]

Pay a pretty penny or join the ever growing harem

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[Khaemwaset]

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Let her achieve her goals

 

[Yaraye]

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[Khaemwaset]

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[Yaraye]

Let her achieve her goals

yes let me

 

[Khaemwaset]

yes let me

Just don't invent new stds like you invent new crushes every week

 

[GaradShabeel]

Let her achieve her goals

But I sure as hell won't be part of those plans, kulaha join us?!?! Count me out walaal, kkk

 

[Khaemwaset]

But I sure as hell won't be part of those plans, kulaha join us?!?! Count me out walaal, kkk

You passed the test walaal.
A true Geelgire doesn't bend to women, he makes the Xalimos bend to him.

 

[Yaraye]

Just don't invent new stds like you invent new crushes every week

all our harem members get tested and go through a 6 month wait before starting their duties

 

[Khaemwaset]

all our harem members get tested and go through a 6 month wait before starting their duties

You got processing facilities?

 

[GaradShabeel]

You passed the test walaal.
A true Geelgire doesn't bend to women, he makes the Xalimos bend to him.
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Things are getting a bit uncomfortable over here. I plead the fifth on all coming questions, or more like interrogations

 

[Sophisticate]

Our tell all book will cost a pretty penny

Here is a snipet.

While @Sophisticate was on her many patrols scanning for out-of-place threads, she noticed a PM from @#$%@ again. They were also accosting her on her alternative account, @yaraye. I suppose the usual suspects knock on everyone's luuq. The tactics might be more age-tailored, but they all sound the same and could use the help of a better-skilled shukansi ghostwriter. Soph-Yaraye would surely help them, but providing pro bono help was a no. Her services were worth handsome compensation above their pay grade. Alas, their income bracket often puts them on 'read.' On rare occasions and out of sheer boredom, she may exchange a few words, but she saw no point in engaging further if it was not work-related. Penury was unbefitting of her, and her relationship philosophy was #NoCash #NoFiraash. Call it materialistic, but unhatched eggs need cheese, and they could not provide condiments to excite the intellectual palate or accoutrements signalling wealth.

 

[Yaraye]

You got processing facilities?

 

[Yaraye]

Here is a snipet.

 

[Khaemwaset]

Here is a snipet.

unhatched eggs need cheese, and they could not provide condiments to excite the intellectual palate or accoutrements signalling wealth.

 

[Sophisticate]

Yes. Women should concern themselves with how well a man can feed the unborn.

Cheese = Money
Unhatched Eggs = Future Progeny

Before the burning of loins there must be crates of coins. All in the present tense. No IOUs but current revenue.

Please consult @Shaygoosh. Our unpaid accountant.

 

[Khaemwaset]

Yes. Women should concern themselves with how well a man can feed the unborn.

Cheese = Money
Unhatched Eggs = Future Progeny

Before the burning of loins there must be crates of coins. All in the present tense. No IOUs but current revenue.

Please consult @Shaygoosh. Our unpaid accountant.

Don't worry I plan to own lots of land and camels when I make my return to Somaliweyn.
There will be lots of room for multiple with the the house I am planning to build

That is unless some Xalimo seduces me enough to the point where I can't see myself with someone else.
I still haven't decided my position on polygamy but since I'm a broke nigga imma just focus on one women then if she concents, maybe a Labaad on the off chance I gain wealth

 

[Sophisticate]

Don't worry I plan to own lots of land and camels when I make my return to Somaliweyn.
There will be lots of room for multiple with the the house I am planning to build

That is unless some Xalimo seduces me enough to the point where I can't see myself with someone else.
I still haven't decided my position on polygamy but since I'm a broke nigga imma just focus on one women then if she concents, maybe a Labaad on the off chance I gain wealth

You seem fixated on polygamy. Unless you plan to marry from back home you'll find it hard to get a willing participant in the west. I think that needs to be said.

 

[Shimbiris]

You seem fixated on polygamy. Unless you plan to marry from back home you'll find it hard to get a willing participant in the west. I think that needs to be said.

He's an overambitious young, hot-blooded geeljire. The years will temper him and he'll calm down once he realizes how unruly just one Xalimo is.