UK Somalis are a different breed

[Liltop]

You know whole post seemed like another stupid American's drivel post till I got to this part and wallahi your right

In America Abu Tyrone doesn't come to xalimos, xalimos come to Abu Tyrone.

Apparently the xalimos at the penitentiary sing


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Salty UK bakhtiis trolling is inevitable
One VS a whole culture of xalimos getting took by ginger and Madow convicts for a half eaten apple
Where did the title cheap and clean come from? The UK
wlh I'm crying, didn't you learn your lesson with the whole gay farax diaper fetish pic fiasco?

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

You know whole post seemed like another stupid American's drivel post till I got to this part and wallahi your right

In America Abu Tyrone doesn't come to xalimos, xalimos come to Abu Tyrone.

Apparently the xalimos at the penitentiary sing


"There's no security fence high enough, There's no idiocy low enough, there's no security guard wide enough to stop me from coming to you" true love wallahView attachment 119256

Might throw myself in the bin if it comes with that shorty

 

[Basic]

Yeah full of Somalis

I can see you @Jaydaan Kicking it in small heath, going arrahma, eating at momos etc, shopping at Morrison’s

 

[Bernie Madoff]

This whole diaspora wars is getting played out

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Wlh Somalis from the UK are weird asf. When did you become experts on people that you've never interacted with IRL? "North Amercian Somalis" kulaha, like somehow Somalis from:
Toronto
Edmonton
Ottawa
Seattle
Columbus
Minneapolis
San Diego
Boston
Lwesiton
Salt lake city
Atlanta
Fargo
Nashville
Dallas
are all similar because they live in the same continent?
Braindead bunch thinking that they're more religious and in tune with the culture when they speak better patois then most jamaicans, yall are assimilated yardies who steal your hooyo's kitchen knives beenta jooji saxiib! You ain't the ones producing winners to worldwide Quran competitions, and we dont have "masjids" where Abu Tyrone can walk into and demand a xalimo like yall so gtfo with that b.s.

Big cap.

 

[Yukon_Niner]

This whole diaspora wars is getting played out

I don't even know why I replied. I thought it was funny at first until I realised it wasn't and it's just stupid.

 

[Phiirso]

>assimilated
That's a nice way of saying culturally cucked.

Wlh Somalis from the UK are weird asf. When did you become experts on people that you've never interacted with IRL? "North Amercian Somalis" kulaha, like somehow Somalis from:
Toronto
Edmonton
Ottawa
Seattle
Columbus
Minneapolis
San Diego
Boston
Lwesiton
Salt lake city
Atlanta
Fargo
Nashville
Dallas
are all similar because they live in the same continent?
Braindead bunch thinking that they're more religious and in tune with the culture when they speak better patois then most jamaicans, yall are assimilated yardies who steal your hooyo's kitchen knives beenta jooji saxiib! You ain't the ones producing winners to worldwide Quran competitions, and we dont have "masjids" where Abu Tyrone can walk into and demand a xalimo like yall so gtfo with that b.s.

Somalis from USA are basically like black americans

SSPOT is the first place I ever found out I wasn't black. Apparently I'm arab bro. Imagine my shock. Went from saying nigga to al habibi.

I tried explaining this transformation to a cop the other day but the pig still beat my ass. It's like he couldn't tell I am a habibi now.

Omw to change my ethnicity with the state. Those habbibis put "African/black" instead of habibi. Maybe if i change it there, people will see i'm not a nigga anymore.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I don't even know why I replied. I thought it was funny at first until I realised it wasn't and it's just stupid.

Trust me bro its pointless. The same talking points will be brought up and same usual suspects pop in the thread defending whatever white man country they live in

 

[Basic]

Trust me bro its pointless. The same talking points will be brought up and same usual suspects pop in the thread defending whatever white man country they live in

I would take your words seriously if it wasn’t coming from a joke man. Enjoy your 5mins

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I would take your words seriously if it wasn’t coming from a joke man. Enjoy your 5mins

Did I strike a nerve ?

 

[Basic]

Did I strike a nerve ?

Nah I just dislike hypocrites who take moral high grounds. Practice what you preach with your irrelevant ass

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Nah I just dislike hypocrites who take moral high grounds. Practice what you preach with your irrelevant ass

Ok “reer uk’s finest”

 

[MrReckless]

Salty UK bakhtiis trolling is inevitable
One VS a whole culture of xalimos getting took by ginger and Madow convicts for a half eaten apple
Where did the title cheap and clean come from? The UK
wlh I'm crying, didn't you learn your lesson with the whole gay farax diaper fetish pic fiasco?

That diaper thing was fake you donut, the snap of that catfish dh1lo creates fake convos using burner accounts talking to herself and finds pictures and vids on sites to make it look real. She’s been exposed before

American halimos are probably the most finished out of every diaspora, Ilhan Omar says enough and Somali dads here barely let their daughters marry out, the pic of that halimo getting gripped by that Tyrone ex convict revert was from your diaspora

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

 

[Yukon_Niner]

It gets too repetitive

Just go through diaspora shit slinging from like a year or two back. It's the same shit but it was new.

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

It gets too repetitive

Just go through diaspora shit slinging from like a year or two back. It's the same shit but it was new.

Nah it wasn't about that, it was about what was happening a few post higher

 

[AarHawd_7]

You know whole post seemed like another stupid American's drivel post till I got to this part and wallahi your right

In America Abu Tyrone doesn't come to xalimos, xalimos come to Abu Tyrone.

Apparently the xalimos at the penitentiary sing


"There's no security fence high enough, There's no idiocy low enough, there's no security guard wide enough to stop me from coming to you" true love wallahView attachment 119256

The future of Somali Americans

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Of course Small Heath is out of my price range. Have you seen the houses in that neighbourhood so big

They're probably average size here XD.

 

[Teflon]

The future of Somali Americans

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[MrReckless]

It gets too repetitive

Just go through diaspora shit slinging from like a year or two back. It's the same shit but it was new.

Yeah, but it’s hilarious seeing their reactions (especially the yanks) the second they see anything negative portrayed about their diaspora and witnessing them having a mental breakdown in the threads.

Who remembers that @Glizzo da Goat guy, he used to go insane when someone said anything about his state