UK Somalis are a different breed

[Calaf]

Who the hell asks tribes in the UK...

Nobody ever asks and if they do, it would be awkward and end in not a positive way

 

[Calaf]

Both answers disappointed me

You finished my brother here. Damn

 

[Jaydaan]

Who the hell asks tribes in the UK...

Nobody ever asks and if they do, it would be awkward and end in not a positive way

Exactly...and if you actually know tribes and you talk to someone for a while. you will have good idea what their main tribe is

 

[Liltop]

Wlh Somalis from the UK are weird asf. When did you become experts on people that you've never interacted with IRL? "North Amercian Somalis" kulaha, like somehow Somalis from:
Toronto
Edmonton
Ottawa
Seattle
Columbus
Minneapolis
San Diego
Boston
Lwesiton
Salt lake city
Atlanta
Fargo
Nashville
Dallas
are all similar because they live in the same continent?
Braindead bunch thinking that they're more religious and in tune with the culture when they speak better patois then most jamaicans, yall are assimilated yardies who steal your hooyo's kitchen knives beenta jooji saxiib! You ain't the ones producing winners to worldwide Quran competitions, and we dont have "masjids" where Abu Tyrone can walk into and demand a xalimo like yall so gtfo with that b.s.

 

[purple haze]

Both answers disappointed me

9 INCHES IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH ? YOU MUST BE DATING ABU TYRONE WITH A 14 INCHER

 

[Basic]

9 INCHES IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH ? YOU MUST BE DATING ABU TYRONE WITH A 14 INCHER

I’m pretty sure you said 9cms

 

[purple haze]

I’m pretty sure you said 9cms

SO ABU TYRONE GOT YOU GOOD FOR HIM


GOODBYE BED WENCH

 

[Macalin M]

the title should be that you guys are a different breed not us.

 

[__08]

Uk Somalis seem cool I’m always caught off guard but their accents lol.

 

[Ayubi]

North Americans dress like fobs though. Your fashion sense is terrible.

In the UK, we don't dress like we just came from Tahriib.

I feel like people in the UK, regardless of their background are a lot more connected to their origins. Apart from that, there is nothing fobbish about them.

Not true, only the fobs but the one's born and raised dress like anyone else

 

[Caaro]

How are you assimilated when you imitated former slaves and the bottom of american society? Aint our fault you dont know your culture and just imitating people.

Why you getting so mad?

 

[Caaro]

I noticed a lot of you guys are insecure af about which diaspora you come from. This wasn’t meant to be an attack on anyone but yet both sides are seemingly on the defensive.

 

[ReyRey]

I am the face of reer uk on sspot. Put some respek on my name

They made a xalimo who probably lives in Alum Rock or Small Heath the face of the UK

Did u say u lived in Sutton Coldfield or something?

 

[Basic]

They made a xalimo who probably lives in Alum Rock or Small Heath the face of the UK

Did u say u lived in Sutton Coldfield or something?

What’s your old user warya. You ain’t slick

 

[Nak Muay]

They made a xalimo who probably lives in Alum Rock or Small Heath the face of the UK

Did u say u lived in Sutton Coldfield or something?

My friend lives in Sutton, it’s a nice area sxb

 

[Basic]

My friend lives in Sutton, it’s a nice area sxb

Imagine looking down on Sutton of all places

 

[Marcus]

When brum neighbourhoods get mentioned
what's Sutton Coldfield

 

[Nak Muay]

Imagine looking down on Sutton of all places

I know wallahi, didn’t realise sspot was such a hub for Fortune 500 CEOs lol

 

[Basic]

When brum neighbourhoods get mentioned
what's Sutton Coldfield

It’s an affluent upper middle class town outside Birmingham.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I've noticed U.K Somalis got a chip on their shoulders when it comes to U.S Somalis.


It's not our fault that we are better and have bigger roads, better houses and are the best in the world.

Do you guys even have ACs? Loooooooool

Oooops.