Types of Threads

Hi everyone,

I was browsing though topics today when I realized we recycle 99% of the same types of threads. When I mentioned this, @Knowles told me to come up with new ideas, so I've decided to make a Coles Notes Summary of the different SomaliSpot topics to save everyone the trouble.

1) The Somali men suck thread - Self-explanatory. Get a job you neck-bearded dragons.

2) The thread - You were living your best life on Insta, but now you're lonely and burnt. I bet you feel pretty dumb now for having made fun of my neck beard huh?

3) The interracial thread - No, I don't care about your 600 lbs. cadaan wife or midget husband from Cambodia.

4) R. Kelly/Rasputin threads - Stories that are funny initially, but are actually pretty messed up on further reflection

5) Dr. Osman thread - In progress.....never read one to completion, but I think it has something to do with mathematics

6) DNA threads - You're J-haplotype. Ain't no shame in being descended from a Yemeni goat herder. Reddit is truth.

7) Anime thread - Some of those shows are weird af.

8) Arma thread - Funny videos that have no over-arching theme, but a lot of heart

9) Aussie thread - These Somalis made it. Must be environmental or somethin. I dunno.

10) SOULSEARCHING thread - ???????? (congratulations by the way!)

All kidding aside, you are all super talented and very entertaining. Please feel free to add on other thread archetypes that I missed.

I'll end this post on a positive note, inspired by @Jiron :)
 
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:browtf:you forgot about the random people creating threads to spread awareness or attack people and then disappearing, never to be seen again.... whoosh
 

Helios

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Hi everyone,

I was browsing though topics today when I realized we recycle 99% of the same types of threads. When I mentioned this, @Knowles told me to come up with new ideas, so I've decided to make a Coles Notes Summary of the different SomaliSpot topics to save everyone the trouble.

1) The Somali men suck thread - Self-explanatory. Get a job you neck-bearded dragons.

2) The thread - You were living your best life on Insta, but now you're lonely and burnt. I bet you feel pretty dumb now for having made fun of my neck beard huh?

3) The interracial thread - No, I don't care about your 600 lbs. cadaan wife or midget husband from Cambodia.

4) R. Kelly/Rasputin threads - Stories that are funny initially, but are actually pretty messed up on further reflection

5) Dr. Osman thread - In progress.....never read one to completion, but I think it has something to do with mathematics

6) DNA threads - You're J-haplotype. Ain't no shame in being descended from a Yemeni goat herder. Reddit is truth.

7) Anime thread - Some of those shows are weird af.

8) Arma thread - Funny videos that have no over-arching theme, but a lot of heart

9) Aussie thread - These Somalis made it. Must be environmental or somethin. I dunno.

10) SOULSEARCHING thread - ???????? (congratulations by the way!)

All kidding aside, you are all super talented and very entertaining. Please feel free to add on other thread archetypes that I missed.

I'll end this post on a positive note, inspired by @Jiron :)
You forgot the Pro Xabesha threads from Waaqo
 

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
VIP
I would like to think I have contributed good topics to this place but I don’t see my name up there :farmajoyaab:
 

lalayariis

Bad cop
Lmao I’m not on frequently enough to notice some of these, and not logged in a good 90% of the time I’m even on this site. I’m a chronic lurker :trumpsmirk:
 
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