Types of individuals in your family group chats

[NotMyL]

Let’s see how similar we all are lol

-The one that likes to send 10 voice notes in a row(as If anyone will listen to it)
- The one that’s always sending pictures of fancy cars/buildings he doesn’t own(usually lives in Middle East)
- The one that’s always lecturing or sending Islamic lectures
- The one that sends Bollywood songs or worse them lip syncing to their songs

-The one that sends her kids pictures even though we all seen it on Facebook/instagram

- The truck driver, you always hear highway noises in the background

- The one that complains no one is on at 3 am

- The one that never replies but you know they are listening and reading everything

- The one that doesn’t speak anything else but Swedish so everyone has hard time understanding them
-The one abti that’s always giving Duas

What’s yours like reer Sspot?

 

[Macalin M]

I left. My mums side of the family is too annoying. Nice people but really annoying. They do VN’s for one second responses plus most of her side are females so it’s just not fun. My dads side doesn’t have gc and my immediate family don’t have one

 

[Medulla]

- Fake video sending habayar telling us about some robber in the area / something new is haram etc

- Qabliist Uncle who seems to know where a battle is occuring in some random place in somalia with hd quality video of dead bodies.

- The al-baik side of the family who wont stop with the arabic messages.

- The careing grandma who just sends positive messages

- Also whatever scam is going on one of them is trying to promote it forex etc

 

[Basra]

 

[NotMyL]

I left. My mums side of the family is too annoying. Nice people but really annoying. They do VN’s for one second responses plus most of her side are females so it’s just not fun. My dads side doesn’t have gc and my immediate family don’t have one

Lol you should make one for your reer aabo, my reer abti ones is lit, they are always clowning but my reer adeer’s the only ones active are a few of my edos who uses the group chat for recipe sharing

 

[NotMyL]

- Fake video sending habayar telling us about some robber in the area / something new is haram etc

- Qabliist Uncle who seems to know where a battle is occuring in some random place in somalia with hd quality video of dead bodies.

- The al-baik side of the family who wont stop with the arabic messages.

- The careing grandma who just sends positive messages

- Also whatever scam is going on one of them is trying to promote it forex etc

Lmao I have that harbayar too, it’s usually a prayer Mat praying or something crazy like that

 

[Leila]

Do you guys constantly get these annoying videos in Arabic and Hindi as well, they drive me crazy.

 

[bluebird]

the one who comes in just to

 

[Basra]

the one who comes in just to

 

[Leila]

Don’t get me started on the PSA’s about fake rice from China , poisonous drinks from Nigeria etc

 

[Macalin M]

Lol you should make one for your reer aabo, my reer abti ones is lit, they are always clowning but my reer adeer’s the only ones active are a few of my edos who uses the group chat for recipe sharing

I’d rather not. Dads side of family has certain lines drawn from the get go. My dads maternal side is nice but they all live in baadiye. I only like one of my cousins from his paternal side.

 

[bluebird]

you remind of of that bot, the one that learns new phrases from people and would use it against others, except you do it with emojis

 

[NotMyL]

Do you guys constantly get these annoying videos in Arabic and Hindi as well, they drive me crazy.

There are two and all they send is those type of videos, if I was Admin I would throw those two from the group chat

 

[bluebird]

DIGNIIN!!!!!!!

 

[Nomoregames2019]

I have all my family members from Sudan, and aboard blocked on Whatsapp. Thank god. Sudanese FOBs/older relatives are literally the same but probably even worse.

You forgot about the ones who always send fake news articles or made up stories to scare people.

 

[Yukon_Niner]

I remember my dad invited me once, I looked through his phone and read the messages.

Turns out my dad wasn't that big of a qabilist and it could've been worse, safe to say I never joined in fear of being sent high quality dagaals with Soviet AA guns on Toyota pickup being operated by a khaat addict somewhere in bumfuck Gedo.

There was the usual Islamists who'd never stop sending messages in Arabic even though only a few knew.

Fake images of something in sujuud and a habaryaar captioning it with "MASHALLLAAHH"

Don’t get me started on the PSA’s about fake rice from China , poisonous drinks from Nigeria etc

Ahhh me ma sends me those

- Fake video sending habayar telling us about some robber in the area / something new is haram etc

- Qabliist Uncle who seems to know where a battle is occuring in some random place in somalia with hd quality video of dead bodies.

- The al-baik side of the family who wont stop with the arabic messages.

- The careing grandma who just sends positive messages

- Also whatever scam is going on one of them is trying to promote it forex etc

By god that was basically what 25% of the group chat was. My great aunt was cursing a unknown sub-clan in a regions I've never heard of and judging by the videos sent that qabil got torn to pieces by her habaar.

 

[NotMyL]

By god that was basically what 25% of the group chat was. My great aunt was cursing a unknown sub-clan in a regions I've never heard of and judging by the videos sent that qabil got torn to pieces by her habaar.

Reminds me of this one time my habaryar was shit talking lamagoodles, we had to tell her chill Habo some of us are half lamagoodles

 

[Basra]

you remind of of that bot, the one that learns new phrases from people and would use it against others, except you do it with emojis

U always thought i am a bot. From the days we met! Am i that un-emotional?

 

[bluebird]

U always thought i am a bot. From the days we met! Am i that un-emotional?

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[Basra]

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww loool


when did u think i was a jiini? What did i say to u? Was i spot on on my analysis??