Platinum Two Truths and a Lie SSPOT Edition

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  1. The Good

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    Post two truths and a lie about yourself.

    1. I've held an AK-47

    2. I've tried henny

    3. I'm a proficient swimmer

    Don't troll by posting 3 lies or 3 truths. I know some 68 iq people are gonna post 3 outrageous lies

    :ulyin::ivers:
     
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  2. Macalin M

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    1) I’m Somali
    2) I’m Arab
    3) I’m black

    Guess which is a lie. Lol
     
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  3. Shmurda

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    The lie is u tried henny now ima do mine
    1. I have done shisha before
    2. I got shot before
    3. I have a tattoo
     
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    1) I have shot a gun before.
    2) I have robbed a person before.
    3) I am still an professional athlete.
     
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  5. The Good

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    Your a Somali black afro ayrab
    :pachah1:

    Register to view spoiler content!
     
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  6. The Good

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    Tats
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  8. Nostalgia

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    @The Good A Somali that can swim? Hmmm

    I think 3 is a lie though.
    If it's true I'm telling your hooyo.

    :yacadiim:
     
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  9. Macalin M

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    What is this suugo science? First the genetics. Now we can’t swim kkkkkkkkkk
     
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  10. Shmurda

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    One second we pirates the other we can't swim kkkkk make ur mind up :dead:
     
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  11. The Good

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    You telling me faraxs don't swim?
    :cosbyhmm:
     
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  12. Nostalgia

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    In all seriousness I've heard way too many times about Somali kids drowning in rivers.
     
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  13. Shmurda

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    No I never did shisha in my.life haram caleyk sxb :pacspit:
     
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  14. The Good

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    Yet you talk about Belmonts? Come on now its obv the tats with that response
     
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    I used to be a professional sprinter untill I had to stop because it took to much time out of my school and I was getting F's because instead of studying, I was training.

    When I was a teenager me and my friends used to approach old men at night and threatened to beat them up if they didn't give us their money.
     
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    1) I am amazing at maths
    2) I nearly got khalaased by an ak
    3) I had a child at 18
     
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    I seen a nacas tattoo allah in Arabic on himself like that’s supposed to make it halal :mjlol:
     
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  18. Nostalgia

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    1. I used to be an agnostic
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    Sxb I never did shisha in my life laakin Belmonts are a different story I go thru half a pack a day :whew:

    And i already posted my tat on here b4 that was prob the more obvious one :what1:
     
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    1. I’ve held a gun before
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