Trolling Thread.....What is the best part of being Somali?

[Apollo]

That is only applicable to areas with a visible Somali minority, or women. Somalis are more ambiguous and generally don't carry the same baggage as our negro counterparts. Just by being articulate and not displaying hood antics white people will put you on a colored people pedestal. They are easily impressed because the bar is low. But as a collective, typical Christian madows are the most acceptable group of minority and Somalis the worst, even lower than Moroccans.

Somalis look like Sub-Saharan African+Arab combo, especially to laypeople, two groups most hated in the West. Double discrimination.

 

[Do-I-Look-Somali]

Somalis look like Sub-Saharan African+Arab combo, especially to laypeople, two groups most hated in the West. Double discrimination.

We don't look like Bantus bruh. Even the darkest of us don't look like Bantus, but the Bantu Somali do, because they are Bantu.

 

[Apollo]

We don't look like Bantus bruh. Even the darkest of us don't look like Bantus, but the Bantu Somali do, because they are Bantu.

''Are Somalis Arab''

Is googled all the time.

Many tards think Somalis are part Arab.

 

[Do-I-Look-Somali]

''Are Somalis Arab''

Is googled all the time.

Many tards think Somalis are part Arab.

Arab? Tf. We aren't Arab. We just share the same religion. Are all bantus like yourself kemet, and delusional?

 

[Apollo]

Arab? Tf. We aren't Arab. We just share the same religion. Are all bantus like yourself kemet, and delusional?

Being a Hotep makes more sense for Somalis than being Arab bootyclappers.

 

[Do-I-Look-Somali]

Ok... ancient Egypt God loving Bantu from West Africa. I think rameses the 1st was told by Rah to kill the bantus.

 

[Apollo]

Ok... ancient Egypt God loving Bantu from West Africa. I think rameses the 1st was told by Rah to kill the bantus.

Nigeria GDP: 405.1 billion
Somalia GDP: 6.2 billion

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Mr.Haggis]

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET

NO!!!


























WE WUZ ARABZ N SHIET.

 

[Do-I-Look-Somali]

Nigeria GDP: 405.1 billion
Somalia GDP: 6.2 billion

:siilaanyolaugh:

Nigerians are run by Muslims. That's all that matters. Shout out to all my hausa, and fulani ppl. You bantus are from Cameroon. Nigerians know there roots, and don't claim kemetic fallacies like you do.

 

[Zero]

Nothing.

• Worst religion
  
  
• Worst continent

My brother.Amen.

Why are most diaspora Somalis so delusional taking pride in their hair and noses? If it was only the insignificant xalimos I would understand,but now even the farahs who are the pillars of Somali culture have become naago.

 

[Apollo]

Nigerians are run by Muslims. That's all that matters. Shout out to all my hausa, and fulani ppl. You bantus are from Cameroon. Nigerians know there roots, and don't claim kemetic fallacies like you do.

We steal all your women

 

[Do-I-Look-Somali]

We steal all your women

Damn she pretty Mash Allah. Shout out to Idris Elba. I think you're confusing me with Somalis who are racists. I just love my religion, and I hate kemets who think they are from East, and North East Africa. Also I hate Islamaphobes.

 

[Factz]

Damn she pretty Mash Allah. Shout out to Idris Elba. I think you're confusing me with Somalis who are racists. I just love my religion, and I hate kemets who think they are from East, and North East Africa. Also I hate Islamaphobes.

They're not even married and Idris is going to dump her ass in couple months and find a new pussy after he gets tired with the same pussy.

 

[Shibbane]

The buck teeth.

 

[tumal]

We don't look like Bantus bruh. Even the darkest of us don't look like Bantus, but the Bantu Somali do, because they are Bantu.
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why are they wearing arab clothing... yuck

 

[DeadStar]

I honestly wouldn’t love anything about Somalis if I wasn’t one.

I love our young xaarlimos very ambitious, cultural, religious. What isn’t there to love about xaarlimos.

 

[Apollo]

Ugly
68 IQ
Physically weak
Poorest ethnicity in the western world
The charcoal dark skin.
The most self-hating ethnicity
Cheap females
The most failed country in the world

Gotta love being Somali lamagoodle

Wait a minute ....

That IQ score is estimated from Ethiopians and Kenyans. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Mali Mo]

The best part about Somalis and other horners is that we dont look like raisin heads.
We have a unique beauty and regal character, high amount of pride and love for Somalinimo even thru all our bickering when a kenyan gets involved or ajanabi we unify.

 

[Factz]

Ugly
68 IQ
Physically weak
Poorest ethnicity in the western world
The charcoal dark skin.
The most self-hating ethnicity
Cheap females
The most failed country in the world

Gotta love being Somali lamagoodle

Wait a minute ....

Going to debunk everything you said.

1. IQ of 68 has been debunked since no IQ test has been conducted in Somalia because of civil war so it was basically a guess due to our dumb neighbours.

2. Physically weak? Somalis physically dominate whites, Latinos, Arabs, Asians and some blacks. They're not weak at all, let's not forget they were the strongest warriors in Africa. Here: http://www.mereja.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=150711

3. Somalis are poorest ethnicity? Are you stupid? Somalis are considered the African jews where they currently dominate the business sector in Africa. Proof: http://www.eabjournal.com/en/east-a...re-leading-the-business-sector-in-africa.html

3. Somalis are one of the lightest in sub-Saharan Africa.

This is average skin colour.

4. Africans hate Somalis because they are such a proud people due to their rich history and culture. Just because we don't identify something that was made by Europeans doesn't make us a self hater.

5. Maybe in the U.K that some of our women are cheap but not the rest of the world.

6. Somalia isn't even top 20 most failed country in Africa, let alone the world. Check the U.N statistics dumbass! Let's not forget most Somalis don't even live in Somalia since you have another Somali country called Djibouti which will be the next Singapore of Africa and also, the native Somalis in Kenya economically dominate Kenya and maybe the same will happen for Somalis in ethiopia.

7. Did you know Somalis are the most beautiful Africans?

Somali men ranked number one most handsome men in Africa proof: https://razzonline.com/african-countries-with-the-most-handsome-men/

Somali women ranked number one most beautiful women in Africa proof: http://www.expatkings.com/beautiful-african-women/

Admit it, we Somalis are blessed indeed.

 

[Do-I-Look-Somali]

Going to debunk everything you said.

1. IQ of 68 has been debunked since no IQ test has been conducted in Somalia because of civil war so it was basically a guess due to our dumb neighbours.

2. Physically weak? Somalis physically dominate whites, Latinos, Arabs, Asians and some blacks. They're not weak at all, let's not forget they were the strongest warriors in Africa. Here: http://www.mereja.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=150711

3. Somalis are poorest ethnicity? Are you stupid? Somalis are considered the African jews where they currently dominate the business sector in Africa. Proof: http://www.eabjournal.com/en/east-a...re-leading-the-business-sector-in-africa.html

3. Somalis are one of the lightest in sub-Saharan Africa.

This is average skin colour.

4. Africans hate Somalis because they are such a proud people due to their rich history and culture. Just because we don't identify something that was made by Europeans doesn't make us a self hater.

5. Maybe in the U.K that some of our women are cheap but not the rest of the world.

6. Somalia isn't even top 20 most failed country in Africa, let alone the world. Check the U.N statistics dumbass! Let's not forget most Somalis don't even live in Somalia since you have another Somali country called Djibouti which will be the next Singapore of Africa and also, the native Somalis in Kenya economically dominate Kenya and maybe the same will happen for Somalis in ethiopia.

7. Did you know Somalis are the most beautiful Africans?

Somali men ranked number one most handsome men in Africa proof: https://razzonline.com/african-countries-with-the-most-handsome-men/

Somali women ranked number one most beautiful women in Africa proof: http://www.expatkings.com/beautiful-african-women/

Admit it, we Somalis are blessed indeed.

Tell em my brudda. We got a lot of self haters amongst us.