Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I pay $53 a month for my comprehensive car insurance (in Canada it is $500 a month ...in 3rd world UK they wish they could pay car insurance but sadly they don’t own cars instead they own something called Oyster (not a seafood ..it is a train card)...)
A nice 2013 Hyundai car in my city can be bought for $7k (in Canada it is $16k....in 3rd world UK they can’t afford a car bc they don’t have a job)
In America you have 6k universities to choose from ( in Canada you have 30 universities throughout the country and few geeljires attend these universities due to a high rate abuse of Hennessy...In 3rd world Uk they start smoking cigarettes and shisha at 15, they carry knives at 16 . They are excluded from attending Eton College bc the Uni only accepts royals and aristocrats

. On top of that just a dozen of them attend Uni while the majority are demoralized at the fact that they don’t see any hope of finding a job anyways if they even get a bachelors)
Here in my country jobs are abundant. The upward mobility in your career is super easy. You only need to stick to that job to go up and your salary raised. (In Canada 80% of the young men there selling drugs, 70% smoke weed and 90% drink Hennessy and this is detrimental to landing a good job. Besides there are no jobs for Geeljires because a geeljire most speak 2 languages. The best geeljires money earners are Djiboutians who are bilingual and who work at Ottawa government departments...in the 3rd world UK they have weddings on Wednesdays. Do I need to say anything more. It’s clealry self explanatory
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Geeljires in the US are the most sought after bachelors due to their purchasing power, education and stability. Geeljire American bachelors snatch the best looking xaliimos out of the grasps of Hennessy geeljire Canadians and unemployed 3rd world UK cats ).
A nice 2013 Hyundai car in my city can be bought for $7k (in Canada it is $16k....in 3rd world UK they can’t afford a car bc they don’t have a job)
In America you have 6k universities to choose from ( in Canada you have 30 universities throughout the country and few geeljires attend these universities due to a high rate abuse of Hennessy...In 3rd world Uk they start smoking cigarettes and shisha at 15, they carry knives at 16 . They are excluded from attending Eton College bc the Uni only accepts royals and aristocrats



Here in my country jobs are abundant. The upward mobility in your career is super easy. You only need to stick to that job to go up and your salary raised. (In Canada 80% of the young men there selling drugs, 70% smoke weed and 90% drink Hennessy and this is detrimental to landing a good job. Besides there are no jobs for Geeljires because a geeljire most speak 2 languages. The best geeljires money earners are Djiboutians who are bilingual and who work at Ottawa government departments...in the 3rd world UK they have weddings on Wednesdays. Do I need to say anything more. It’s clealry self explanatory

Geeljires in the US are the most sought after bachelors due to their purchasing power, education and stability. Geeljire American bachelors snatch the best looking xaliimos out of the grasps of Hennessy geeljire Canadians and unemployed 3rd world UK cats ).