This is why you shouldn’t have a wedding

Man idk how people do it, don’t you feel awkward dancing for 100 people all recording you? I hate being the centre of attention.
 

Aegon

The Conqueror, King of all Westeros
Man idk how people do it, don’t you feel awkward dancing for 100 people all recording you? I hate being the centre of attention.
They don’t give a f*ck, they have become madowwashed down to the marrow.
 
somali niggas paying 50 k dowry for a halimo that was known as malab lahoh on the block .

AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAH
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zackattack

Cowabunga

I have seen Somali dudes pay all his savings for a chick that would play with you for some Popeyes

I have seen paki dudes from Brampton pay a quarter mill for a paki chick that the whole city have tasted her chipati and dude found out she has nudes on the net .
Ahahhah Muslim in the west are done
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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what is the virginity issue? do you mean the phenomena that somali people are more harsh towards virgins, but once your divorced, nobody cares what you do?


Yes huuno. Virginity is your proof u r a good girl. if u lose your virginity before marriage you are lost, according to Somalis. But not according to God's law. You can repent.

So Xaliimos want the virginity gone in a xalaal marriage then divorce the useless farah so she can have fun. If she re-marries down the road, she can say i lost my virginity because i was married once.
 
Yes huuno. Virginity is your proof u r a good girl. if u lose your virginity before marriage you are lost, according to Somalis. But not according to God's law. You can repent.

So Xaliimos want the virginity gone in a xalaal marriage then divorce the useless farah so she can have fun. If she re-marries down the road, she can say i lost my virginity because i was married once.
The th0t version of money laundering :drakelaugh:
 
Christ willing :troll: I will get married to a catholic white man who will give me beautiful mixed babies. I will convert for him and be his trad wife. There will be alcohol and free mixing and a pole dancer hopefull All the men can get with some loose girls. Then i will let my husband have some fun with some ladyboys in thailand while i wait for him. I will be a good catholic woman for my husband. Attend every mass. Every christening. And have 20 kids for my catholic husband.
 
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Christ willing :troll: I will get married to a catholic white man who will give me beautiful mixed babies. I will convert for him and be his trad wife. There will be alcohol and free mixing and a pole dancer hopefull All the men can get with some loose girls. Then i will let my husband have some fun with some ladyboys in thailand while i wait for him.
U are a troll acccount
 
Christ willing :troll: I will get married to a catholic white man who will give me beautiful mixed babies. I will convert for him and be his trad wife. There will be alcohol and free mixing and a pole dancer hopefull All the men can get with some loose girls. Then i will let my husband have some fun with some ladyboys in thailand while i wait for him.
This lady dreaming
 
Have u seen it happen in real life or is in just extrapolation
I've seen it happen. they will get married at 18/19 divorce after a few years, spend the years in between travelling and partying and no one will have anything to say about it, because for some reason somali people only are harsh on unmarried women. after that they get re-married
 
I've seen it happen. they will get married at 18/19 divorce after a few years, spend the years in between travelling and partying and no one will have anything to say about it, because for some reason somali people only are harsh on unmarried women. after that they get re-married
They r obsessed with virginity.
 
Yes huuno. Virginity is your proof u r a good girl. if u lose your virginity before marriage you are lost, according to Somalis. But not according to God's law. You can repent.

So Xaliimos want the virginity gone in a xalaal marriage then divorce the useless farah so she can have fun. If she re-marries down the road, she can say i lost my virginity because i was married once.
thats what I thought, but only the ciyaal suuq ones go out and have boyfriends. most women just get divorced and enjoy the calm, single life and take care of their kids
 

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