This is what i deal with on reddit.

[Journey.]

The writing style is hilarious tho loool. It's like a cross between Google translate and poetry.

how do you want me to be inattentive when Allah makes me see one of his servants, in addition who is as you want?"

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[Shimbiris]

There’s a show on TLC about that. Called sister wives and the one guy on there LITERALLY said that. He said he got a “calling” that he should be with other women and that his wife should agree to it.
But ironically the women aren’t allowed to have a “calling” to want to be with other men.

Saqajaan iyo nus. I hope she gave him the dacas treatment. If not divorce you have to at least teach this nacaas akhlaq.

 

[Dooyo]

“Princess of Allah”

Blasphemous level of simping, my God.

 

[The alchemist]

@Shimbiris

I will join dating sites. In my bio, I will write: "Failed Cult Leader: too cool, maybe a bit crazy, but sadly carry conscience.".

 

[Shimbiris]

@Shimbiris

I will join dating sites. In my bio, I will write: "Failed Cult Leader: too cool, maybe a bit crazy, but sadly carry guilty conscience.".

When I first joined that cesspit as a young adult like almost a decade ago I pretended to be a male prostitute. I posted this hilarious pic of me looking distraught as f*ck and my bio was something like "Preaase, I am male brostitute! My pimp is bad man, he hurt me, prease, I need custumuh!" you'd be surprised at how many matches I somehow managed.

 

[The alchemist]

When I first joined that cesspit as a young adult like almost a decade ago I pretended to be a male prostitute. I posted this hilarious pic of me looking distraught as f*ck and my bio was something like "Preaase, I am male brostitute! My pimp is bad man, he hurt me, prease, I need custumuh!" you'd be surprised at how many matches I somehow managed.

I know for a fact I could write something crazy like: "Male wh*ore looking for a long-term client; currency = womans love" and get white chicks to respond. It's super cringe, but people are weird, man.

 

[Shimbiris]

I know for a fact I could write something crazy like: "Male wh*ore looking for a long-term client; currency = womans love" and get white chicks to respond. It's super cringe, but people are weird, man.

Write "Proud owner of a successful business." friend of mine apparently got a lot of matches that way.

 

[The alchemist]

Write "Proud owner of a successful business." friend of mine apparently got a lot of matches that way.

What's the fun in that? The point is being ironic. Make it difficult and absurd. I consider myself somewhat of an experimental philosopher.

 

[Shimbiris]

What's the fun in that? The point is being ironic. Make it difficult and absurd. I consider myself somewhat of an experimental philosopher.

"Here to make your BBC dreams come true. I work for the BBC and will take you on a tour with me. Sheesh... get your mind out of the gutter, man."

 

[The alchemist]

"Here to make your BBC dreams come true. I work for the BBC and will take you on a tour with me. Sheesh... get your mind out of the gutter, man."

Ay yo, alright, the jokes need to end here. You're traumatizing the good OP here, polluting the thread.

 

[Goodbye ✌]

Ay yo, alright, the jokes need to end here. You're traumatizing the good OP here, polluting the thread.

I reactivated my muzmatch account at work because i was bored (first time ive used it in over 1 year) lemme tell you how i lasted 3 hours because it was TOO MUCH!! Gave two cute guys my whatsapp and deleted it.

 

[Badboy4life]

I reactivated my muzmatch account at work because i was bored (first time ive used it in over 1 year) lemme tell you how i lasted 3 hours because it was TOO MUCH!! Gave two cute guys my whatsapp and deleted it.

You should tell the creep that you're on muzmatch and that you gave two cute guys your whatsapp. Trust me, he won't be interested anymore and he will leave you alone.

 

[Maxaa kaa galay]

I reactivated my muzmatch account at work because i was bored (first time ive used it in over 1 year) lemme tell you how i lasted 3 hours because it was TOO MUCH!! Gave two cute guys my whatsapp and deleted it.

Muzmatch aa! Don't people nowdays meet people outside?

 

[World]

I reactivated my muzmatch account at work because i was bored (first time ive used it in over 1 year) lemme tell you how i lasted 3 hours because it was TOO MUCH!! Gave two cute guys my whatsapp and deleted it.

They better be somali guys

 

[Taij4an]

Muzmatch aa! Don't people nowdays meet people outside?

How r u supposed to meet outside?

 

[Maxaa kaa galay]

How r u supposed to meet outside?

Events, aroos or approach them outside of events and aroos and ask silly question like do you think these jean fit me and start a conversation from there and give them compliments like i "trust your judgement as u look fly" girls just need to be themselves they will be approached either way

 

[Goodbye ✌]

You should tell the creep that you're on muzmatch and that you gave two cute guys your whatsapp. Trust me, he won't be interested anymore and he will leave you alone.

I deleted reddit

 

[Goodbye ✌]

They better be somali guys

Of course walaal! I know what I want and that is my people

 

[Leila]

Princess of Allah ? astaghfirullah , is this guy even Muslim or larping as one