This is what happens when perverts have nothing serious to do

[Generalissimo]

This man should be in the olympics wallai, the mental leaps he performs on religious questions are in a class for themselves. Did he really say that letting the wife be on top of you is Shaitans way of turning you into a homosexual who wants to be penetrated in the bum slowly but surely

 

[VixR]

This is fucking killing me. I can't stop laughing.

 

[NotMyL]

You heard the man, stick to the good ole missionary position, we can't risk you turning khaanis.

 

[Waxwaalan]

This guy was a so called road man before he got all fake sheikh

 

[XamarCade]

This is fucking killing me. I can't stop laughing.

How did u find a month old thread?

 

[Bohol]

Most halimos are too heavy for cowgirl style (on top). However missionary and doggy is fine.

 

[VixR]

Babe, this isn't totally haram, but Satan might make me ask you to peg me later. Next page of the Kamasutra, I beg of you.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

All I do when I have nothing to do is talk to my cat and get the cat-nip to make it answer me

 

[Cotton Eyed Joe]

"whether the man approachse from the back or the front"

 

[Xooshdheere]

so women riding on top promotes feminism?

 

[Inquisitive_]

Most halimos are too heavy for cowgirl style (on top). However missionary and doggy is fine.

They can't even move their legs 1 meter apart never mind their hips, when your that obese or fat nothing hurts more then trying 1/50 of a split move.

How any dude can stomach such women is beyond me, vile and disgusting.

 

[NotMyL]

Most halimos are too heavy for cowgirl style (on top). However missionary and doggy is fine.

What's that @Bohol , all I'm reading is a man that can't take a little weight. Bench press us nooh, or are those noodle hands not for the job?

 

[Bohol]

They can't even move their legs 1 meter apart never mind their hips, when your that obese or fat nothing hurts more then trying 1/50 of a split move.

How any dude can stomach such women is beyond me, vile and disgusting.

lol true they have huge lower body.

 

[Bohol]

What's that @Bohol , all I'm reading is a man that can't take a little weight. Bench press us nooh, or are those noodle hands not for the job?

I am strong but I am not risking my dick fracturing in the process of a hippopotamus being on top of it. Cowgirl style only works with slim/average girls.

 

[Xooshdheere]

what's with the cuqdad against muh qweens

 

[Waxwaalan]

They can't even move their legs 1 meter apart never mind their hips, when your that obese or fat nothing hurts more then trying 1/50 of a split move.

How any dude can stomach such women is beyond me, vile and disgusting.

 

[Hybrid]

Islam really subjugate women in many ways. women can't pray in congregation or lead prayers, they have to cover themselves, they are worth less than men etc.....and now women shouldn't be taking control during sex.

Islam needs a reformation

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Why do these sheikhs worry about what happens in the bedroom? Why are they acting Islam revolves only around how a man and woman should have sex? They need to learn more about the religion.