Things Somali Men and Women Do/Say That Gets Them Cancelled in The Dating Phase.

[BobSmoke]

@BobSmoke @Sophisticate am lost as to why i am included in your shukaansi dance games? Please put me out of this lesbian romance tafadhaal.

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Basra, keep on hating. It only makes us more beautiful

 

[Chase]

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[Omnya]

I had a farax once tell me,
"Listen, I'm handsome and you'd be lucky to be with me."
Then he continues and says we might as well get married.
He was really shocked when I blocked him.

Another one said:
"I am considering marrying 4 women"

That's when I did the Xalimoexit.

Wallahi Somali society has really inflated some of these guys ego.

Lol many years ago one guy tell me that when we get married he doesn’t want me to look through his phone because most likely i will find out that he is cheating. He also said I have to be ok with him cheating on me and he literally said because he can’t eat the same fruit everyday. Inaa adayga iyo edeb daradaa bal eeg

 

[Basra]

Everyone from him, her to it is a lesbian. I included you to pay homage. You're laugh is infectious even I caught it. I wanted to share it with @BobSmoke.

Hands off the other young man you mentioned. Leave him uncorrupted.

Well if u r not careful huuno, i am going to witch laugh at u to put a spell

 

[Basra]

Basra, keep on hating. It only makes us more beautiful

me hate on YOU? Never. U r too slick and sporty for me to hate. I can see u winking.

 

[Fiorenza]

Can’t stand guys that talk to much or are big headed I like the chill and naturally funny types

 

[BobSmoke]

me hate on YOU? Never. U r too slick and sporty for me to hate. I can see u winking. View attachment 180954

You already know

 

[Mr Sufi]

1. HALIMOS WHO DONT SHOWER FOR A WEEK AND SAY O ITS OKAY IM MUSLIM / I CLEAN MYSELF AFTER I POO AND PEE AKA BIDET WET WIPES AND WATERING CAN / I LOOK AT THEM AND SAY WHAT ABOUT YOUR ARMPITS BEHIND THE EARS ETC ETC AND THEY JUST LAUGH

FUCKING HYGIENE IS EVERYTHING WITH ME

2 HALIMOS WHO CRY ABOUT DEAD STARS but not DEAD SOMALIS BACK HOME

3 HALIMOS WHO LITE UP THE HOUSE WITH UNNSI 24/7 BUT GET MAD WHEN I SPRAY FEEBREEZE

4 HALIMOS WHO EAT FROM YOUR PLATE OF FOOD WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR OWN

5 HALIMOS WHO EXPECT A 50 K MAHER YET CANT COOK AND WONT LEARN
AND WONT BLOW YOU ONLY ON FULL MOON NIGHTS

6 HALIMOS WHO SPEAK IN TONGUES WHEN TRYING TO SPEAK SOMALI

7 HALIMOS WHO THINK THEY ARE HIGHLY EDUCATED AND THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU BUT GOT A DEGREE IN SOCIAL STUDIES

 

[BobSmoke]

1. HALIMOS WHO DONT SHOWER FOR A WEEK AND SAY O ITS OKAY IM MUSLIM / I CLEAN MYSELF AFTER I POO AND PEE AKA BIDET WET WIPES AND WATERING CAN / I LOOK AT THEM AND SAY WHAT ABOUT YOUR ARMPITS BEHIND THE EARS ETC ETC AND THEY JUST LAUGH

FUCKING HYGIENE IS EVERYTHING WITH ME

2 HALIMOS WHO CRY ABOUT DEAD ****STARS but not DEAD SOMALIS BACK HOME

3 HALIMOS WHO LITE UP THE HOUSE WITH UNNSI 24/7 BUT GET MAD WHEN I SPRAY FEEBREEZE

4 HALIMOS WHO EAT FROM YOUR PLATE OF FOOD WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR OWN

5 HALIMOS WHO EXPECT A 50 K MAHER YET CANT COOK AND WONT LEARN
AND WONT BLOW YOU ONLY ON FULL MOON NIGHTS

6 HALIMOS WHO SPEAK IN TONGUES WHEN TRYING TO SPEAK SOMALI

7 HALIMOS WHO THINK THEY ARE HIGHLY EDUCATED AND THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU BUT GOT A DEGREE IN SOCIAL STUDIES

Number 4 is no big deal.
But the rest I cosign. I can't really deal with a chick coming to me smelling like turmeric and onions unless she straight out the kitchen cooking for me

 

[BobSmoke]

I'll go first,

1. Talking bad about his ex. Like bad bad, calling her names. Yikes, I am not going to be your next victim psycho!

2. Proposing within 3 days of knowing each other. His reasoning, "can't let a Peng ting like you get away." Is that suppose to sound romantic? ARE YOU MAD FAM?!!!! I felt objectified walahi.

3. Same guy from 2) Sent snaps of his dirty dishes and clothes with caption "can't wait to get wifey". I am not sure if this one was just inexperienced or genuinely dumb.

4. Said all women are manipulative and evil. Then he casually out of nowhere calls himself "a prize". Man had to go. He drank too much red pill koolaid.

5. Breath. He was taking all the oxygen in the air (I am joking duh)


I can't wait to hear blunders halimo do/say. This is a safe space yall. Speak your truth and make my thread trending..



Share away folks!

@BobSmoke you seem very knowledgeable in these stuff. I could use your opinion on my original post walal

Any feedback?

I cosign with your post.
You basically described Farah with mommy issues. Too many girls have complained about how most of the farahs got underlying mommy issues.

 

[Hali]

What a wholesome thread