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Winners
1. Hamdiya Ahmed
Despite our opinion of her it’s undeniable she won this year. Her consistent publicity stunts at fast food restaurants got her a modelling contract.. who’s suprised that all the racism claims stopped as soon as she got what she wanted?
2. Sabrina Dhowre
Our girl brought home the bag. She got engaged with the worlds sexiest man and received a record breaking 219 threads made about her in a week by the same guy.
3. Mama Malyun
Despite a few road bumps and the loss of her lucrative YouTube channel her notoriety has sky rocketed, and as @Cognitivedissonance always says there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
Losers
1. @Kodeen- he was left heartbroken this year when he found that the girl who saved his name as free pizza on her phone was using him.
2. @Abdalla- he was formerly kicked out of the politics session when he dropped a video of a Bacha Bazi, and claimed it was a nomadic puntland dance.
3. @RichEnoughForGucci
Her DM stock value dropped faster than the Zimbabwe dollar when she revealed she wasn’t a Colombian. She’s set to make a comeback though with a tell all book about the DM pleas she received from @Basra.
1. Hamdiya Ahmed
Despite our opinion of her it’s undeniable she won this year. Her consistent publicity stunts at fast food restaurants got her a modelling contract.. who’s suprised that all the racism claims stopped as soon as she got what she wanted?
2. Sabrina Dhowre
Our girl brought home the bag. She got engaged with the worlds sexiest man and received a record breaking 219 threads made about her in a week by the same guy.
3. Mama Malyun
Despite a few road bumps and the loss of her lucrative YouTube channel her notoriety has sky rocketed, and as @Cognitivedissonance always says there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
Losers
1. @Kodeen- he was left heartbroken this year when he found that the girl who saved his name as free pizza on her phone was using him.
2. @Abdalla- he was formerly kicked out of the politics session when he dropped a video of a Bacha Bazi, and claimed it was a nomadic puntland dance.
3. @RichEnoughForGucci
Her DM stock value dropped faster than the Zimbabwe dollar when she revealed she wasn’t a Colombian. She’s set to make a comeback though with a tell all book about the DM pleas she received from @Basra.