The ultimate male deception: Beard fishing

[Fratello]

What’s the problem it’s not like he takes off his beard at night

 

[Karim]

But Facial hair isn't FAKE. Make-up is fake and cheating. Caking up yo face to look good is the definition of deception but facial hairs are completely natural. The prophet PPUH himself taught us to keep the beards.

 

[Destiny]

Pretty boys over hairy faced men. Who agrees?

 

[Program]

Pretty boys over hairy faced men. Who agrees?

 

[Sloane Ranger]

@Nafiso Qalanjo you shouldn't have made this thread. Now flat-lipped faraxs will get these fake beards.

 

[Desert Flower]

You need to see if he has a weak chin. So check him out with a clean shaven face. Believe me it makes a huge difference. Think about your children.

 

[Lord]

I this dude irl, we live in the same city kinda

 

[Revolutionary]

bet most of these are photoshopped

 

[jabsveg276]

Double standards, how are men going to clown women for wearing makeup but they know that their beard is fake as shit?.

Beards grow naturally, how can it be fake? I think you meant faking their jawline.

 

[Hali]

Brow bone and cheekbones are always a good indicator of what they’re jawline is going to look like

 

[Sloane Ranger]

Beards grow naturally, how can it be fake? I think you meant faking their jawline.

Some guys attach fake hairs its like a wig but on the face.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

naya if you can play da makeup game we can play the beard game waa sidaas. at least the shit is a apart of bodies not easily poured off by a cup of biyo to the face

 

[jabsveg276]

Some guys attach fake hairs its like a wig but on the face.

allahu akbar, luckily I have a built jawline

 

[Sloane Ranger]

naya if you can play da makeup game we can play the beard game waa sidaas. at least the shit is a apart of bodies not easily poured off by a cup of biyo to the face

So does that mean you are getting a fake beard ?

 

[Shimbiris]

You need to see if he has a weak chin. So check him out with a clean shaven face. Believe me it makes a huge difference. Think about your children.

Facial development is over 90% about nutrition and a few other factors like the child's overall health while growing up like if they develop sinus issues that force them to begin heavily mouth-breathing instead of nasal breathing. This is why when you observe traditional people like old Somalis or many of the Dinka today there is a very high prevalence of features like strong jawlines.

Just feed your kid lots of nutritionally dense, organic foods like pastured ruminant meat, pastured raw dairy, pastured eggs, high-quality fish and minimize antinutrient laden foods like vegetables and grains as much as possible and encourage exercise and being outdoorsy and they should come out fairly "good-looking" regardless of how you or the other parent looks. If all else somehow fails just visit a doctor like this guy or this guy and they should be able to sort the kid out and make sure their face develops correctly.

Anyway, y'all really shouldn't be so shallow. Focus on your partner's character and how they treat and feel about you first and foremost. Don't boil Human beings down to things like chins. You can do better than that.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Pretty boys over hairy faced men. Who agrees?

nah cause im both

 

[KingSomali999]

beard fishing is only a issue if you have a under developed jaw and somalis have one of the best face structures in the world so this isn’t THAT much of a issue although it does happen

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

I this dude irl, we live in the same city kinda

Så edu svensk vah din snorunge

 

[Octavian]

people with weak chins can't grow proper beards don't trust the hype