The somali curse

[Jjero]

You xaarlimos want to see my hairline?

You don’t have one you bald f*ck

 

[star]

Solution: accept, or man-weave :siilaanyosmile:

 

[Saar]

Mashallah at 200 posts already yaa?

Inshallah 500 within this week

insha allah

 

[ExcessFame]

Are you also balding?

He got buried about that a while back

 

[yasmin lan]

You xaarlimos want to see my hairline?

Don’t pull a @TheMadMullah

 

[arawelo 2.0]

 

[arawelo 2.0]

you guys need to stop pulling a homer simpson and hanging on to the few strands of hair.

just shave it off.

 

[yasmin lan]

you guys need to stop pulling a homer simpson and hanging on to the few strands of hair.

just shave it off.

Exactly bold men are the new trend just slap them on their malteaser head if they act up :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[arawelo 2.0]

You know whats rarely talked about? How xalimos have terrible hairlines too.

that's true but i'm yet to see a halimo with a megamind looking head

this guy is a somali actor

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

When you make wudu , one of the Conditions of washing the face is that one must wash their face up to where the hair starts . This fellow does not know where his head or face starts . His head and face have three borders like the Kurds .How is he going to make wudu?

He is suffering from SBD syndrome( Somali bidaar denial syndrome ).

 

[DuctTape]

that's true but i'm yet to see a halimo with a megamind looking head

Are you serious
Just take a look in the street. Guaranteed that 1 out of every 3 xalimos you see walking in the street will have a forehead so large that their hijab can do nothing to hide it

 

[.279]

that's true but i'm yet to see a halimo with a megamind looking head

this guy is a somali actor

The ones with big heads cover it up with hijabs. We're on to you.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Are you serious
Just take a look in the street. Guaranteed that 1 out of every 3 xalimos you see walking in the street will have a forehead so large that their hijab can do nothing to hide it

i'm talking about this type of head shape

i dont think a hijab can hide that

 

[emptyheartsflow]

that's true but i'm yet to see a halimo with a megamind looking head

Stop acting like it's a rare appearance. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[DuctTape]

i'm talking about this type of head shape

i dont think a hijab can hide that

Yes, that's what I am also referring to.
Bulbous, light-bulb shaped heads. I have seen many a xalimo with this exact head shape.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Stop acting like it's a rare appearance. :siilaanyolaugh:

that's a big bidaar but her head doesnt look deformed

 

[gurey]

I think its due to malnutrition in early child development. Notice how poor somali children back home some of them hair greyish or red ish?

 

[Saar]

Yes, that's what I am also referring to.
Bulbous, light-bulb shaped heads. I have seen many a xalimo with this exact head shape.

Nagada beenta

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Bulbous, light-bulb shaped heads.

i was thinking of a way to describe those headshapes and this personifies it perfectly.
small weak chin area and big ass head like a lightbulb

 

[DuctTape]

Nagada beenta

I'm being for real
I'm just surprised you guys are acting like this is a non-existent thing.
Strange head-shapes are not an exclusively male thing.