The dangerss of speaking Somali in public

[Don]

Warya means tranny in Indonesian. I was talking to my friend Abdulqadir after salatul Fajr in the masjid. I said "warya pass Sahih Bukhari". A guy from Jakarta overheard me and thought I was calling Abdul a shemale. He looks effeminate now that i think about it.

Look it up in Indonesian.

Another time i ordered sharaab in a Somali restaurant. My Pakistani friend got excited. He said "I thought you were pious akhi. I've been acting all righteous around you, but I'm really thirsty for a cold pint of beer". Turns out that sharaab means alcohol in Urdu. I had to disappoint him and say that in my language beer does not refer to a liquid refreshment, but a chewy variety of meat

 

[Don]

@Tukraq
I've got an edo called Tukraq, 53 years old, I don't like the way she eats bananas. Too many cucumbers in her bedroom too.

Banana shape, cucumber shape ... Nahh, couldn't be.

 

[towerheist]

@Tukraq
I've got an edo called Tukraq, 53 years old, I don't like the way she eats bananas. Too many cucumbers in her bedroom too.

Banana shape, cucumber shape ... Nahh, couldn't be.

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[Apollo]

The Urdu thing may be a related word (sounds like an Arabic loanword in both languages). But about the Indonesian stuff, everyone should know that the same words can mean something totally different in other languages.

 

[Tukraq]

@Tukraq
I've got an edo called Tukraq, 53 years old, I don't like the way she eats bananas. Too many cucumbers in her bedroom too.

Banana shape, cucumber shape ... Nahh, couldn't be.

Interesting, send her my way I got something slightly larger than a banana or cucumber for her to devour, as long as your sisters flat futo don’t run in the family

 

[VixR]

Lol @ warya. Sharaab is Arab origin and means “drink (noun)”. It can also mean alcohol as in, “I need a drink”.

I have a colleague named “Bakhti”. She actually gave me a ride the other day, and sports a Ganesh statue in her car. In her language, her name means something good. In ours, it means something dead.

 

[Tukraq]

Lol @ warya. Sharaab is Arab origin and means “drink (noun)”. It can also mean alcohol as in, “I need a drink”.

I have a colleague named “Bakhti”. She actually gave me a ride the other day, and sports a Ganesh statue in her car. In her language, her name means something good. In ours, it means something dead.

Bucktee lol, tell her never come to canada

 

[VixR]

Bucktee lol, tell her never come to canada

My dad couldn’t help laughing when I introduced her at a graduation ceremony for our cousin and her sister lol. My mom said “fear Allah”, bc she thought I was being rude. Meanwhile, I completely forgot from being used to it.