SSPOT 2019 predictions

[Baki]

@Knowles will open an office where she catches cheating married faraaxs and expose them on social media.

@Abdalla will travel to Afghanistan only to find out his Pashtun queen needed a kidney for her lover in Afghanistan, he will sneak out in the middle of the night and call the Dutch embassy, crying uncontrollably.


@Apollo will fall in love with a tahribi girl from Muqdisho. He will scream racist German words during the mating and she will have no idea.


@Steamdevolopment will be arrested for fraud, she will run a fake marriage business for fob Somalis. She will fake marry both faraaxs and xalimos for them to get documents, her butch lesbian girlfriend will snitch on her.

@Jake from State Farm will travel to Minnesota in hopes of meeting a sugar mama but he will be beat by her teenage sons and he will hitch a ride to Texas. He will quit his job at Walmart and upgrade to Target.


@Basra will join forces with @R.Kelly and they will open a couple channel on YouTube but after 3 days of announcing their unionship, she will catch @R.Kelly ku aasing to her 23 year old niece who just came to the U.S

@Karim will be kicked out of the Puntland meeting once we find out he was secretly seeing reer Muqdisho girl. He will deny until she exposes the relationship on I.G

@Cognitivedissonance will be arrested for putting a hit on his Polish baby mother.

@CaliSomali will meet her Cadaan bae and will post pictures in every social media platform and call out jealous "hoes"


@Jiron will be exposed that he actually attends anger management classes.

@Basra will join forces with @R.Kellyand they will open a couple channel on YouTube but after 3 days of announcing their unionship, she will catch @R.Kelly ku aasing to her 23 year old niece who just came to the U.S

 

[Sophisticate]

This is news to me. I haven't emotionally prepared.

 

[Basra]

@Reiko Will finally find happiness in finding a man who is not Mj as she wishes but a Habar gidir who will slap her around to submission.

@sophisticate Will get a 9th cat to her cat lady zoo addition. This new cat is a furry all white Roman cat in honor of the love of Lady Basra

@Cognitivedissonance Will go to Rehab for whatever she is addicted to

@R.Kelly Will be the first spokesman for HIV & STD awareness. Helping the commuinity.

@Knowles Will finally be making positive Farah threads because she got the brother of Reiko's new habar gidir husband! Big ole family.


@CaliSomali Will finally call Geeljiire to join him to a drug rehab

@sigmund Will try to hook up with cat lady Sophi

@Daughter of samaale Will finally say she is over bisexuality/lesbian and now is ready for Gu.s

@nine Will take his Marehaan son to Somalia and meet their Marehaan village

@Sheikh Will get with an older woman and impregnate her at 40. Istagfurulaah

@Steamdevelopment Will hook with Mama Maylun and together go to Rome Cathedral Church for a pilgrimage.


@Jake from State Farm Will swear off from booty licks & booty for a year at least.

@Armadillo Will marry a third wife, and declared Chief village leader in a rural Bosaso vicinity.


Meanwhile Lady Basra will get a Naaso job in Thailand. Wish me good luck!

 

[Ramen]

@Reiko Will finally find happiness in finding a man who is not Mj as she wishes but a Habar gidir who will slap her around to submission.

@sophisticate Will get a 9th cat to her cat lady zoo addition. This new cat is a furry all white Roman cat in honor of the love of Lady Basra

@Cognitivedissonance Will go to Rehab for whatever she is addicted to

@R.Kelly Will be the first spokesman for HIV & STD awareness. Helping the commuinity.

@Knowles Will finally be making positive Farah threads because she got the brother of Reiko's new habar gidir husband! Big ole family.


@CaliSomali Will finally call Geeljiire to join him to a drug rehab

@sigmund Will try to hook up with cat lady Sophi

@Daughter of samaale Will finally say she is over bisexuality/lesbian and now is ready for Gu.s

@nine Will take his Marehaan son to Somalia and meet their Marehaan village

@Sheikh Will get with an older woman and impregnate her at 40. Istagfurulaah

@Steamdevelopment Will hook with Mama Maylun and together go to Rome Cathedral Church for a pilgrimage.


@Jake from State Farm Will swear off from booty licks & booty for a year at least.

@Armadillo Will marry a third wife, and declared Chief village leader in a rural Bosaso vicinity.


Meanwhile Lady Basra will get a Naaso job in Thailand. Wish me good luck!

Basra...is...a...ladyboy?!

 

[Basra]

Basra...is...a...ladyboy?!

is that how u got HIV? u slept with a lady boy? loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Crow]

@nine Will take his Marehaan son to Somalia and meet their Marehaan village

 

[AliUK]

Who?

He was asking for that wallahi, how is he gonna give you such an easy home run.