I was loafing around on the sofa recently smoking quality weed I scored from an illegal immigrant and drinking halal whiskey and stroking my girlfriend's beard. Life was good. Some TV show was blaring in the living room about some poor African country or other when she said to me, Hey, why doesn't the West roll in with their tanks and planes and set that place right for good like they did in the old colonial times except without the exploitation and greed that formerly motivated Europe. "Never gonna work" I said. Even if the melanin deficients had a heart of Gold the bushmen and towelheads would kick up a revolt in nothing flat.
She: "Why?"
Me: Because the sons of God are a tribal lot, they will not stand by and let a foreigner push one of their number around, even if the number so pushed is pushing them around. They don't love their tyrant, but they love him more than whitey.
And then it hit me. Maybe there is a subtle way of colonising the place. Why not open a Western sperm bank in every high street of the Dark Continent from which Xalimos could fetch their chillun until it is dark no longer. A white Africa will adopt white habits of mind and, within a generation or two, the naked savages will leapfrog into a suit and tie.
Let's face it, every kneegrow yearns to pull a Michael Jackson and lighten things up cosmetically, so demand for European jizz will be high. Make it free and they will fill their pusssy to bursting.
She: "Why?"
Me: Because the sons of God are a tribal lot, they will not stand by and let a foreigner push one of their number around, even if the number so pushed is pushing them around. They don't love their tyrant, but they love him more than whitey.
And then it hit me. Maybe there is a subtle way of colonising the place. Why not open a Western sperm bank in every high street of the Dark Continent from which Xalimos could fetch their chillun until it is dark no longer. A white Africa will adopt white habits of mind and, within a generation or two, the naked savages will leapfrog into a suit and tie.
Let's face it, every kneegrow yearns to pull a Michael Jackson and lighten things up cosmetically, so demand for European jizz will be high. Make it free and they will fill their pusssy to bursting.