Sophisticate the most brave halimo in SS

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Sophisticate

Sultana of Samaroon
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What's your BBB score? How do we know this is your way to tempt unsuspecting abdis by claiming you would mold them and he would end up dead in a secluded area :jaynerd:

Tell me how many bodies did you rack up? Are you saying the deposit is my life :jcoleno:

Let me see how beautiful you are if you want to send me to the afterlife :mjpls:
Do not report me to the Better Business Bureau. Those tuugs will shut me down. It's a front for trafficking skinnies. Some women like men in bondage for life and we deliver by providing them with husbands at the end of their reproductive life. :hillarybiz: Sadly, they don't come willingly so we brainwash them. It's coercive but it works.
 
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All these niggas getting overexcited for half a face.
:gucciwhat:

I'm free from the shackles of youth. I'm old again. I'm an INFP, we can only stand attention for an hour tops. I need to recuperate. *Lies on stretcher.*
All that charismatic jubilation from the ciyaal of sspot turned you into a young'un for a bit.
:siilaanyolaugh:

Perhaps you should fashion their tears into an elixir of life. I'm sure you could make a killing in the open market.
:liberaltears::mjpls:
 

Sophisticate

Sultana of Samaroon
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All these niggas getting overexcited for half a face.
:gucciwhat:

All that charismatic jubilation from the ciyaal of sspot turned you into a young'un for a bit.
:siilaanyolaugh:

Perhaps you should fashion their tears into an elixir of life. I'm sure you could make a killing in the open market.
:liberaltears::mjpls:
Oday, your eyes are dry due to cataracts? Age has jaded you. Once upon a time, you slid into PMs with nothing to go on but a feminine sounding username. And you salviated like a pavlovian pup. At least the brothers responded to a visual. A tangible piece of nacnac, at that. :siilaanyolaugh: Alas, I've shriveled again. Note to self - drink more biyo.
 
Oday, your eyes are dry due to cataracts? Age has jaded you. Once upon a time, you slid into PMs with nothing to go on but a feminine sounding username. And you salviated like a pavlovian pup. At least the brothers responded to a visual. A tangible piece of nacnac, at that. :siilaanyolaugh: Alas, I've shriveled again. Note to self - drink more biyo.
Oh, i've seen your 'nacnac' alright and I must say, it suits your online persona well...
:browtf:

But yeah, I think we waqooyi t1a1a1a1a1a1a1a aren't really disposed to maintaining our youthful façade hence why we should quit trying to keep up with the Joneses.


Hell, even I feel like I need to have a lay down on a stretcher after typing all that (I'm not called Odey for nothing!).
:wowsweat:
 
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Sophisticate

Sultana of Samaroon
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better believe me. i have HUUUUGE stash. you still have that yellow sweater? i was plannin to knit you one personaly in my hand to makr it sentimental and gift it to u.
You sheegato I've never taken a photo in a yellow sweater. And it's virtually impossible for you to stalk me from the 252. Even remotely, unless you've self-educated yourself to hack. :mjlol: Upgrade from BDSM, but I doubt it.
 

El padrone

Hedonist, Depressive realist, Existential nihilist
You sheegato I've never taken a photo in a yellow sweater. And it's virtually impossible for you to stalk me from the 252. Even remotely, unless you've self-educated yourself to hack. :mjlol: Upgraded from BDSM. Doubting.
Hehehe flustered? so how did i recognize u the other day? the fuller cheeks? the lightening? the petite figure? the slim eyebrows? the scar? need i say more? :denzelnigga:

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Hehehe flustered? so how did i recognize u the other day? the fuller cheeks? the lightening? the petite figure? the slim eyebrows? the scar? need i say more? :denzelnigga:

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I have a scar?lightening? Since when. It's probably a wrinkle warya. You'd be well served to chase after younger honeys.

So much for dhaqan celis :bell:
Sadly, that one has never left. :snoop:
 
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