Somalispotters who failed the literacy test

I just can’t believe the amount of people who waste their time writing entire essays for shit they didn’t even finish reading :chrisfreshhah: :krs: I’m exposing yall mfs today. In my last thread about “Ethiopia annexing Somalia” I literally wrote IN THE DAMN POST that it’s complete bullshit by chatgpt and a literacy test to see who actually is reading what they respond to… what I said verbatim:

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Im quoting everyone who didn’t get the memo oh my lorddd I lost count of yall mfs this is getting ridiculous yall wasting time writing shit TRIPLE the length of what I wrote so yall clearly got time……..

wtf is the point of spending all that time replying to something YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDNT EVEN READ OR FULLY COMPREHEND :Peaches2: :heh::hahaidiot::krs:

I can tell from @caanoshaah threads that it’s all a reaction to me. I’m kinda flattered. My criticisms towards Ethiopia upset y’all so much that you think I’m using them as some yardstick to measure how well Somalia is doing or to hide its ongoing problems. Actually, just my general posts about Somalia’s successes, gains, potentials, and attempts to provide context or solutions to challenges, you really despise all of it.

Despite outside interference that has led to the current political climate, which has made institution building messy and progress uneven, Somalia has still managed to build a resilient, decentralized economy, innovate in key sectors like telecom, energy, and agriculture, and maintain a relatively low crime society compared to many other regions.

What bothers some of you isn’t that I’m ignoring Somalia’s flaws, it’s that I refuse to center Somalia’s identity around dysfunction or play into the usual narratives. And that’s what makes you uncomfortable.

Anyway, I’m going to ignore most of what you said, especially since you dismissed it all as “this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt .” Just as a bit of advice, don’t rely on ChatGPT to write things for you blindly. Use it the way most professionals do, as a supporting tool to help structure and analyze '' your own work'' that means your ideas, files, data, graphs, articles, etc. If you don’t understand or study the material yourself first, it’s not going to magically make sense of things for you. And yes, it can sometimes generate inaccurate or made up content when misused.

As for the actual topic of the thread, I'll keep it simple. I won’t even get into detailed critiques of Ethiopia. The fact that the country is now operating like a dysfunctional, near-/collapsed state says enough. Basic services, education, and healthcare systems barely function.

The study I shared some time ago already outlines what happened post-2018 in Ethiopia, feel free to actually read it.
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We don’t even have to pose a hypothetical about whether Somalia would be “better off” under Ethiopia, we have a real-world example , the Somali Region (Ogaden), which was forcibly annexed by Ethiopia.

For years, it was plagued by insurgency, government violence, and severe underdevelopment. This wasn’t due to local incapacity, but rather the Ethiopian government's deliberate efforts to suppress and marginalize the region, much like what Kenya has done to Somalis in the NFD: extract taxes and resources without providing basic services in return.

It was also similar to NFD, since people there had to cross over to Somalia to get basic services like electricity and water, which i covered in another thread and complain about lack of services despite paying taxes.

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To qoute it ''We kept paying taxes , but got no services" '' The Ethiopians occupied us like a feudal kingdom: they took and took and gave nothing back"
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I don’t know about you, but I don’t think being treated like a feudal peasant, taxed without development, and kept deliberately poor is a sign of “betterment.” If @caanoshaah wants to volunteer to be a loyal subject of such a system, that’s your choice , but the rest of us will pass.

The truth is, only since 2018 has the Somali Region seen any sustained development or relative stability. And that’s not thanks to the Ethiopian federal government , which, as shown in the study I linked earlier, has been been going down hill and in turmoil whilst Somali region is the most stabile and peaceful.

The real turning point was the peace agreement with ONLF, which allowed the Somali Region more freedom to govern itself, do business, reinvest tax revenue, and move without harassment. It also allowed us to more economic freedom in general.

That autonomy , not occupation , is what finally made progress possible.
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Post-2018, the Somali Region has:

- Inaugurated its first car assembly plant in Jigjiga

- Grown to over 300 industries (small, medium, and large) created in just 6 years

- Collected 95% of its planned annual revenue (17.6 billion birr) by mid-year , indicating strong local revenue generation

- Built 576 primary schools, 79 secondary schools, and 11 boarding schools

- Increased the education budget by 40% this year alone

- Expanded 24-hour power supply to 58 urban centers, including 18 district capitals

- Increased Jigjiga’s electricity capacity from 12 MVA to 31.5 MVA

- Planted thousands of trees across public institutions as part of the Green Legacy initiative

- Committed to produce 28 million quintals of cereals this year , a 100% increase from last year

- Purchased 168 new tractors to support agricultural mechanization

- Launched major poultry and marble/granite industries in Sitti Zone, including Ethiopia’s largest marble factory

- Saw marked reduction in food prices (e.g., wheat dropped from 6,000 birr to 4,500 birr per quintal)

- Constructed 2,020 km of gravel roads and maintained 1,128 km over the last six years

- Inaugurated new asphalt roads in towns like Kebridahar

- Drastically improved infrastructure in conflict-prone areas like Nogob Zone: schools, roads, water systems, hospitals, micro-dams, etc.

- Increased clean water access from 19% to 51% for the region's 25 million residents

- Completed 42 major water supply projects, including 13 in Jigjiga and 29 in other areas

This actually shows what’s possible when Somalis are simply left to govern themselves: peace, development, and real progress. The post-2018 transformation of the Somali Region is living proof.

When the interference stops and autonomy is respected, Somalis build.

She's tapped in general.

"not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight"

Here we established you are really just jaded about Islam, like many liberal diaspora are.

If you did even the most cursory glance at recent somali history you would know somalia is beholden to foriegn meddling, and dealt with MULTIPLE invasions, such as the 2006 invasion.

If the 2006 invasion didn't happen somalia would probably be a stable country.

If we look at somalia outside of a civil war it is objectively better than ethiopia in peacetime.

Somalia had free education, a low rate of joblessness, strong national unity, and the strongest military in africa right before the ogaden war, after the ethiopians got help from a coalition of nations that is when somalia started to spiral towards civil war.

You are comparing somalia mid-civil war with forign invasions to ethiopia, a nation crumbling under no pressure, and that is just laughable.

Either you are a liberal european worshiper, or a rage baiting troll.

If you are a troll, good job, you got your reactions.

you are clearly an idiot or baiting, somalia was not always the craphole it is now. read on kacaan.

I don't even know what to say to this low IQ post. If you really knew how bad things in Ethiopia were, this wouldn't even be a thought in your head.
Ethiopia is so much worse than Somalia on a scale of...everything, really
 
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Idilinaa doing way too much this girl had a whole conspiracy I was “inspired” by her posts b*tch what I have never engaged with your threads idk who you are or what you’re talking about :faysalwtf: :Peaches2:

I can tell from @caanoshaah threads that it’s all a reaction to me. I’m kinda flattered. My criticisms towards Ethiopia upset y’all so much that you think I’m using them as some yardstick to measure how well Somalia is doing or to hide its ongoing problems.

Main character syndrome is crazy IDEK WHO TF YOU AREE SISSS :krs::krs::krs: I have never read a single one of your threads :Peaches3: :Peaches2: No offense girl but you just failed the literacy test so hard I’m so sorry sis but if u spent 2 more seconds reading you could’ve saved so much time 💔

@Aseer @novanova @Espaa_ @Shimbiris @Midas

The list has a lot more even state of the art modern hospitals and transport buss system.

This is why i stress the need to strengthen local governance in Somalia and strenghten domestic revenue channels because it makes a government accountable and responsible to its people. Tax collection grew ten fold from between 2020/2021 and 2025.
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Unlike Addis with its vanity projects and PR gimmicks, Jigjiga has quietly become a true beacon of practical progress and development. What makes it even more remarkable is that its success isn’t in isolation , it's deeply connected to neighboring Somali regions like Somaliland. As the article notes, Jigjiga leverages the Berbera port through formal trade corridors, effectively linking the two regions.

This kind of cross-border Somali cooperation shows what's possible when regions are economically integrated and governed with local interests in mind , not just elite optics from the center.


Read this:
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Since 2018, Jigjiga City has seen remarkable transformation across multiple sectors:

- Infrastructure Expansion:
- Housing Growth:
- Cross-Border Trade:
- Private Investment Boom
- Job Creation:
- Tax Revenue Increase
- Digital Infrastructure:



On top of that, the Mayor of Jigjiga is rolling out an ambitious plan to transform the city into a smart city. Over 3 billion is being invested, and the entire project is being handled by local contractors. He specifically emphasized that the engineers, managers, and construction workers will be Somali , a deliberate move to build local capacity.


The plan includes centralized urban planning: underground cabling, connected neighborhoods, green spaces, and dedicated bicycle paths. It’s a modern, integrative vision driven by local expertise ,not outsourced gimmicks.




This highlights how Somalis in the region, when granted autonomy and peace, have made Jigjiga into a model of self-sustained, locally-driven development , despite decades of marginalization.

The broad said Somalis deserved death, destruction, and colonization (these are the implications of one country taking over another) because they hold conferences for decency laws. This forum has its daily share of fools' undisciplined lower scribbles, I tell you.

@avocadopepper @balanbalis @wonyluvr @kamek @Unicorn I knew this would be worth all the qashin stats :Peaches4:
 
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Your crazy. You make an intentional inflammatory outrageous comment and then do a little “Oh btw it’s chatgpt don’t respond to it or your illiterate even tho i lowkey agree with it teehee 🤭🙊” on a public forum that’s quite influential to Somali people.

The definition of throwing rocks and hiding stones.
 
Your crazy. You make an intentional inflammatory outrageous comment and then do a little “Oh btw it’s chatgpt don’t respond to it or your illiterate even tho i lowkey agree with it teehee”

The definition of throwing rocks and hiding stones.
Who said I agreed with it are you dumb??? it literally says IN THE POST it’s to test yall literacy skills like how much clearer could I get :faysalwtf: I chose a rage bait topic on purpose to maximize the reach of the test and now yall wanna throw it back and insist I “secretly agree” so you don’t feel as stupid :krs::chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:

Do I LOOK like the type of person that needs to hide my feelings on fucking somalispot of all places???? Trust me If I believed what I said I would’ve said it with my chest tf don’t be silly:russ::chrisfreshhah:
 
Who said I agreed with it are you dumb??? it literally says IN THE POST it’s to test yall literacy skills… I chose a rage bait topic on purpose now yall wanna throw it back and insist “secretly agree” so you don’t feel as stupid :krs::chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:

Do I look like the type of person that needs to hide my feelings on fucking somalispot of all places???? Trust me If I believed what I said I would’ve said it with my chest tf don’t be silly:russ::chrisfreshhah:
stop lying in the same screen shot you posted after admitting it’s all chatgpt you keep going on and on and double down and say annex me.

If you believe in it just say it with your chest.
 
stop lying in the same screen shot you posted after admitting chatgpt you l double down and say annex me.

If you believe in it just say it with your chest.
…………. :faysalwtf: Okay atp you need more than a literacy test you need an iq test. Or you just trying to troll me back :kanyeshrug: this shouldn’t be difficult to grasp. The whole point of the literacy test to sandwich the clue in the middle of the post the f*ck if I put it at the end or the beginning it would’ve been too obvious…… but oh well your stupid ass is convincing me otherwise rn you’re right maybe I should make my literacy tests a little easier for you :yousmart:
 
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I just can’t believe the amount of people who waste their time writing entire essays for shit they didn’t even finish reading :chrisfreshhah: :krs: I’m exposing yall mfs today. In my last thread about “Ethiopia annexing Somalia” I literally wrote IN THE DAMN POST that it’s complete bullshit by chatgpt and a literacy test to see who actually is reading what they respond to… what I said verbatim:

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Im quoting everyone who didn’t get the memo oh my lorddd I lost count of yall mfs this is getting ridiculous yall wasting time writing shit TRIPLE the length of what I wrote so yall clearly got time……..

wtf is the point of spending all that time replying to something YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDNT EVEN READ OR FULLY COMPREHEND :Peaches2: :krs:
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@caanoshaah
Deez Nuts GIF
 
You need an job
This is my job I’m running a thesis on literacy levels in the Somali community :westbrookswag:I’ll send you the link to my dissertation when it comes out booboo :yousmart::lolbron:


real talk tho if we gonna talk about who needs a job it’s 100% these mfs that wrote essays triple the length of my original thread without even clocking that it’s a literacy test:krs::krs::krs: embarrassing as helll

Bonus points for your grammar “you need an job” and you sound like a caveman :krs: :lolbron: :russ:
 
Never mind I actually read the thread 😭
I gotchu but it’s crazy mfs still trying to flip it on me as if other mfs didn’t actually fall for the test and write whole ass novels :Peaches2: :heh: I actually wanna make a second literacy test now cuz this is insaneeee and entertaining as hell:krs::krs:
 

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