12.00: Awdal State is formed
12.01: Djibouti tries to entice Awdal State with funds stolen from port investment budget but they say no.
12.02: Farmaajo hears about this and doesn't give a f*ck while in the toilet being guarded by a Ugandan soldier inside
12.03: Somaliland asks Awdal State to join
12.04: Awdal State wants to play hard to get so they say "hell no"
12.05: Somaliland sends a task force consisting of khat addicted slim Faaraxs from various Isaaq subclans who were just beefing an hour ago.
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