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Daacad90

Aspiring Buraanbur Artist.
Also because you lot would be an enclave that would've been invaded anyway quickly before Djibouti comes in lool

Jokes aside, why can't Warsans and Dhulos realize this? Aar waa dantooda Somalia is dead. Xamar doesn't give two shits about itself, would it give a f*ck about a bunch of Indian-sounding northerners who hate them regardless if they join or stay out of the union?:bell:
Also because you lot would be an enclave that would've been invaded anyway lool
Invaded by who? :gaasdrink:kkk
 

Al-Burcaawi

Milf hunter
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I just wanted the love react so I could have more received than given, that's all loool
 

Al-Burcaawi

Milf hunter
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Invaded by who? :gaasdrink:kkk
12.00: Awdal State is formed
12.01: Djibouti tries to entice Awdal State with funds stolen from port investment budget but they say no.
12.02: Farmaajo hears about this and doesn't give a f*ck while in the toilet being guarded by a Ugandan soldier inside
12.03: Somaliland asks Awdal State to join
12.04: Awdal State wants to play hard to get so they say "hell no"
12.05: Somaliland sends a task force consisting of khat addicted slim Faaraxs from various Isaaq subclans who were just beefing an hour ago.

@Daacad90 continue this timeline
 

Daacad90

Aspiring Buraanbur Artist.
12.00: Awdal State is formed
12.01: Djibouti tries to entice Awdal State with funds stolen from port investment budget but they say no.
12.02: Farmaajo hears about this and doesn't give a f*ck while in the toilet being guarded by a Ugandan soldier inside
12.03: Somaliland asks Awdal State to join
12.04: Awdal State wants to play hard to get so they say "hell no"
12.05: Somaliland sends a task force consisting of khat addicted slim Faaraxs from various Isaaq subclans who were just beefing an hour ago.

@Daacad90 continue this timeline
We can fight issaq if we want to warya. You wanna make it seem like you guys conquered us...:mjlol: FALSE NEWS!
 

Odkac WRLD

جندي صومال
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Thats nothing to celebrate. A muslim's blood is not halal. What you lot been doing is plain xaraam xarmatulah
A victory is a victory though :kodaksmiley:

tbh I don’t really care for the dusty tuulo they are fighting
It’s just the landers are so annoying wlhi:mjlol:

the first mali I whooped in 10th grade wore a certain red green and white bracelet :trumpsmirk:

I brought honor to all the Puntlanders at school:pachah1:
 

Al-Burcaawi

Milf hunter
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Thank you for your honesty, ngl joining djibouti would have been better. We are like counterfeit landers looool
Nah y'all our sidekicks in our mission to conquer the east:trumpsmirk:

IOG would rob the living f*ck out of Awdal since Awdal got more resources than the entirety of Djibouti loool:pachah1:
 

Daacad90

Aspiring Buraanbur Artist.
Nah y'all our sidekicks in our mission to conquer the east:trumpsmirk:

IOG would rob the living f*ck out of Awdal since Awdal got more resources than the entirety of Djibouti loool:pachah1:
Sidekicks kulaha... warya we are your equals! If you don't accept that, then we'll be the somaliland within somaliland! Haye dheh...:ufdup:
 
You said we were done :fredo:

leaving me for an OG nigga only compounded my bad feelings towards them :dwill:

Idk you are a woman so tbh ur qabil doesn’t matter as much to me, because your children will not share it :yacadiim:
Sidekicks kulaha... warya we are your equals! If you don't accept that, then we'll be the somaliland within somaliland! Haye dheh...:ufdup:
your kids cant be join somaliweyne we will have full lander kids :fittytousand:
 

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