Somalia national team will have a Dutch head coach

[Abdalla]

Hendrik Pieter de Jongh be coaching Somalia national team


He became a meme in the Netherlands after giving interview in terrible English and told the African journalists to speak good English. The audacity.


Europe is not sending their best. Somalia needs a good coach that emphasizes on disicipline. Preferably a black trainer like Henk ten Cate or Fraser who are both available for a new challenge. Heck even Kluivert will be a good coach for Somalia

 

[Based]

Somalians. They'll send us some cadaan hobo and we'll lay out the red carpet at Aden cadde

 

[GemState]

You know someone's a clown when they refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

 

[Abdalla]

Somalians. They'll send us some cadaan hobo and we'll lay out the red carpet at Aden cadde

Yo this might be a opportunity for me to start my football training career. As a Dutch Somali, I can start as a translator. That’s how Mourinho started.

 

[Abdalla]

You know someone's a clown when they refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

He knows dumb Africans love extravagances. Dumb Africans hate introverts

 

[Aurelian]

Hendrik Pieter de Jongh be coaching Somalia national team


He became a meme in the Netherlands after giving interview in terrible English and told the African journalists to speak good English. The audacity.


Europe is not sending their best. Somalia needs a good coach that emphasizes on disicipline. Preferably a black trainer like Henk ten Cate or Fraser who are both available for a new challenge. Heck even Kluivert will be a good coach for Somalia

Don’t he know that being drunk in Somalia is wrong?

ngl in the second tweet he sounded like an Italian mafia man in first seconds

 

[GemState]

He knows dumb Africans love extravagances. Dumb Africans hate introverts

I'm surprised, is there not 1 Somali in Europe that did his coaching badges? Even something like getting Somalia in AFCON would boost their CV a lot instantly. Look at Comoros at AFCON, no reason Somalia cant do the same

 

[Xoxoxo]

Ugh noooooo

 

[Abdalla]

I'm surprised, is there not 1 Somali in Europe that did his coaching badges? Even something like getting Somalia in AFCON would boost their CV a lot instantly. Look at Comoros at AFCON, no reason Somalia cant do the same

No Somali ever played at the highest level. There are zero Somalis capable of this. But it’s no shame to hire a foreigner. The great England hired the Italian Capello to train their national team

 

[Calaf]

You know someone's a clown when they refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Two of the most corrupt agencies of the failed state/ shithole of Somalia are the Somali Football Federation and the Somali Olympic Committee. They solicit money from the world governing body in the name of Somalia. Any penny given to them is stolen by them. They do little dressing for the media here and there. Today they’ve overdone their shenanigans they watched the ongoing African cup of nations and noticed that all the teams had a cadaan coach. So what do the 68’IQ nation do ? They grabbed a homeless Cadaan guy from Poland.

 

[Ratchetandclank]

no words

 

[Lady Whistledown]

any white man can put on a suit and get a job in Somalia. Looks like a drunk

 

[GemState]

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Never rated him tbh. Journeyman footballer, never really committed to 1 club or won a CL

 

[Sane]

Stop being a thread jacker @Abdalla posted it first, just contribute to that.
you do this too much, jack people's thread remix it with a half funny title and think you'll have people crackin' up

 

[Apollo]

LOL, I thought he was Polish initially due to Grigori's scam titles.

 

[Periplus]

I thought he was speaking Dutch in the first video.

 

[Apollo]

I thought he was speaking Dutch in the first video.

Usually Dutch people speak English with a soft accent that is barely noticable.

This guy must have a working class background, generally working class people in Europe have stronger accents in English.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

LOL, I thought he was Polish initially due to Grigori's scam titles.

ilaaah ban kugu dhaarshee watch the video of the guy signing the contract. He looks like he is having a hangover from the previous night. It’s like he is questioning what the hell he is doing there.

 

[Shimbiris]

any white man can put on a suit and get a job in Somalia. Looks like a drunk

I hear diasporans with degrees, even if they're imbeciles, are sitting on a gold mine as well. It's not hard to come across anything from 3,000 to 7,000 USD a month to maybe even more. Bit bloody absurd that they're willing to throw that kind of lacag at diasporans given how desperate for work reer homeland usually are.