Somali Uber drivers

[Shmurda]

There is a load of football teams in London

Ah ok I thought it was like football where it's 1 team per city but soccer is more like the nba where there's some exceptions in which a city can have more than 1 team

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Why they got their own soccer team then?

Looool nice to hear akhi hope u enjoying yourself where ur at rn

What part of london got the most bodies dropping tho?

London has different football teams

Arsenal and Tottenham are both based in London.



Most madows are in South London so probably south London, only God knows what fuckery goes on in there.

 

[Amazonian]

I wish we had Xalimo uber drivers

She pulls up like, "where you headed?"
Amazonian: "The hookah Lounge on-"

Interrupts me mid sentence, "On Henderson?"

Amazonian: Nods awkwardly

Her: "Shit I'm headed there too my nigga"

 

[Program]

I only take the cab if I'm fully wasted and Nearly every Somali cab driver is cool. There are some super annoying ones who ask why u with a girl or whatever, I just claim Ethiopian (lol)

 

[salma saluuni]

I wish we had Xalimo uber drivers

She pulls up like, "where you headed?"
Amazonian: "The hookah Lounge on-"

Interrupts me mid sentence, "On Henderson?"

Amazonian: Nods awkwardly

Her: "Shit I'm headed there too my nigga"

I don’t mind them taking me to a shisha lounge it’s not really that crazy but I’m now dressed up wearing heels going to a bar???? No thank you I’d rather die.

 

[Program]

London has different football teams

Arsenal and Tottenham are both based in London.



Most madows are in South London so probably south London, only God knows what fuckery goes on in there.

There's so many madows in Tottenham, it's their headquarters

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

The Somali uber drivers here mind their own business. Its the airport taxi drivers that are annoying as hell.

 

[salma saluuni]

I only take the cab if I'm fully wasted and Nearly every Somali cab driver is cool. There are some super annoying ones who ask why u with a girl or whatever, I just claim Ethiopian (lol)

One thing I never do is claim another ethnicity when I have them as a driver. Ain’t no way I’m claiming Ethiopian let alone anything else plus it’s so obvious I’m somali I could never pull that shit

 

[Program]

The Somali uber drivers here mind their own business. Its the airport taxi drivers that are annoying as hell.

Where do u live?

One thing I never do is claim another ethnicity when I have them as a driver. Ain’t no way I’m claiming Ethiopian let alone anything else plus it’s so obvious I’m somali I could never pull that shit

I only do it when the guy is pissing me off, it's my last resort. Most of them are super chill though .

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

Where do u live?

I only do it when the guy is pissing me off, it's my last resort. Most of them are super chill though .

I live in the U.S

 

[Basra]

Adeer: Mashalaah you are beautiful Adeer


Me: Thank you Awoow


Adeer: Where in Somalia do you go for vacation adeer?


Me: Awoow, every where. in the green land of God in Somalia awoow


Adeer: Nayaaa. stop playing, what is your qabil....iistupiiraadyeey


Me: Habar gidir.


Adeer: Respect adeer.

 

[Jungle]

I have so many stories involving mali cabbies. Nuff of them done drove off from me n co cah they got shook. When i was younger i done run off from a few lol. Even got 1 free head

 

[Amazonian]

I don’t mind them taking me to a shisha lounge it’s not really that crazy but I’m now dressed up wearing heels going to a bar???? No thank you I’d rather die.

Nah if you're wearing heels and headed to a bar, just call me instead. Avoid those uber rides. Your former macalin may just pop up as your driver, and we all know how times have changed since those dugsi days

 

[Gambar]

I had a reer Xamar one once and he was hilarious. I never laughed so hard in my life he was so funny.

 

[Amazonian]

I only take the cab if I'm fully wasted and Nearly every Somali cab driver is cool. There are some super annoying ones who ask why u with a girl or whatever, I just claim Ethiopian (lol)

I once told a Somali cab driver i was an Ethiopian.
I was drunk Af (17yrs old)
I dont normally drink, it was actully my first time sipping the forbidden juice. Dude saw me limping toward his direction, and he opened the door for me
We talked a little bit and he finally asked me what I was, told him I was mixed. Ethiopian/Eritrean just to confuse him even little bit more. But after dropping me off, I was so fucking drunk that I looked over at him and said, "waa mahadsantahay adeer habeen wanagsan"

 

[Sloane Ranger]

I have never had a driver ask me a personal question. They welcome me into the car then keep it mute. You niggas are ciyaalsuq stumbling into cars with ajanabis and drinking alcohol.

I guess they will enquire to warn ppl about you guys and try to track down your families. I'm a very put together person and exude authority so the driver would never step his boundaries.

You lot are a bunch of chumps.

 

[Quruxley]

Everytime I get on a cab with a somali driver in it it's nonstop talking like will you stfu blease.

 

[Leila]

I wanna know if I’m the only one that avoids them lol. They just love to ask 101 questions. Fav somali Uber drivers line: “adeer where u from in Somalia”. Such a sly way to ask me what my qabil is kkkkkk. Especially on a night out don’t even ask me, straight cancel and order a new driver as soon as I see the name and picture. How can I ask one driver for the aux and he said “meesha uu socotid ba laga Shiida”.

Next time tell the Uber driver you were born in Xamar, your parents are from Bosaso , your grandparents from Hargeisa and your great grandparents from Kismaayo. They will be confused af

 

[kickz]

Always cool when I land in a city and a Somali cabbie picks me up at airport, whether its SoCal or Dubai

but I’m now dressed up wearing heels going to a bar????

 

[salma saluuni]

Always cool when I land in a city and a Somali cabbie picks me up at airport, whether its SoCal or Dubai

Going to the bar to order a shot of water and lime yes