Somali Uber drivers

[salma saluuni]

I wanna know if I’m the only one that avoids them lol. They just love to ask 101 questions. Fav somali Uber drivers line: “adeer where u from in Somalia”. Such a sly way to ask me what my qabil is kkkkkk. Especially on a night out don’t even ask me, straight cancel and order a new driver as soon as I see the name and picture. How can I ask one driver for the aux and he said “meesha uu socotid ba laga Shiida”.

 

[Bronco]

Nobody has ever asked my qabil or where my family is from. What kind of Somalis are you guys around.

Maybe they can see the nuur of the blessed beesha and feel the pure laandheer energy I exude that makes them proverbially crawl in submission. Naturally, I am entirely disinterest in their lineage.

 

[salma saluuni]

Nobody has ever asked my qabil or where my family is from. What kind of Somalis are you guys around.

Maybe they can see the nuur of the blessed beesha and feel the pure laandheer energy I exude that makes them proverbially crawl on submission. Naturally, I am entirely disinterest in their lineage.

“Crawl on submission” kulaha

 

[Bronco]

“Crawl on submission” kulaha

Stop bullying me, I'm using a non-English keyboard

 

[Dalmoor]

Fav somali Uber drivers line: “adeer where u from in Somalia”. Such a sly way to ask me what my qabil is kkkkkk

Wtf! Where do you live? Some kinda tuulo?

 

[Shmurda]

Must be a UK thing the mail Uber drivers over here are chill asf they send me the aux and start bumping the tracks with me

 

[salma saluuni]

Wtf! Where do you live? Some kinda tuulo?

London. Somali Uber drivers here are so annoying

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Never reject a somali uber driver with a mercedes e class 2020.

 

[Jungle]

Mali uber, cab drivers in london are intrusive af especially if you've got any ajanabi female with you or even a xalimo.

 

[salma saluuni]

Mali uber, cab drivers in london are intrusive af especially if you've got any ajanabi female with you or even a xalimo.

This is why you avoid them and press cancel as soon as you see the picture and name

 

[Mr.Haggis]

I know this somali cab driver used to get head from drunk female passengers and escorts. and then she said: I got aids and he washed his penis with water it was published on the uk newspaper

 

[Dalmoor]

This is why you avoid them and press cancel as soon as you see the picture and name

That must be alotta canceled trips

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Must be a UK thing the mail Uber drivers over here are chill asf they send me the aux and start bumping the tracks with me

People don't ask what qabil you from in the UK, the worst it gets to is Somalia V Somaliland when some ciyaal ask where their parents are from.


London can drivers are a special type of shaqola'aan niggas though, they'll ask you anything out of boredom.

 

[salma saluuni]

I know this somali cab driver used to get head from drunk female passengers and escorts. and then she said: I got aids and he washed his penis with water it was published on the uk newspaper

Oh god. I hope that doesn’t happen to my abti lol. He’s a cab driver here that tries to shuukansi and flirt with every single female that jumps on his cab. He was telling us how he made out with this cadaan women at the back of his Uber the other day

 

[Shmurda]

People don't ask what qabil you from in the UK, the worst it gets to is Somalia V Somaliland when some ciyaal ask where their parents are from.


London can drivers are a special type of shaqola'aan niggas though, they'll ask you anything out of boredom.

Don't u live Tottenham? Isnt that a different city from London? How would you know what goes down in London when u don't live there?

 

[Arma]

Whenever I'm in a compromising situation in the presence of a Somali, I claim I'm from Xamar, Hargeisa or Cabudwaaq, depending on which way the winds blow.

 

[Quruxley]

Don't u live Tottenham? Isnt that a different city from London? How would you know what goes down in London when u don't live there?

Tottenham is in London

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Don't u live Tottenham? Isnt that a different city from London? How would you know what goes down in London when u don't live there?

Inkaar ha isaarin why would you even think I'm from Tottenham

Tottenham is just a part of North London, I lived extremely close to that place, kind of ghetto but partly gentrified.

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[Shmurda]

Tottenham is in London

Why they got their own soccer team then?

Inkaar ha isaarin why would you even think I'm from Tottenham

Tottenham is just a part of North London, I lived extremely close to that place, kind of ghetto but partly gentrified.

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Looool nice to hear akhi hope u enjoying yourself where ur at rn

What part of london got the most bodies dropping tho?

 

[Quruxley]

Why they got their own soccer team then?

There is a load of football teams in London