Somali Twitter Clowns "Waaq Twitter"

[Nightline Kid]

So you guys remember this thread, right?

The Twitter responsible for kickstarting that is back at it again. Here's how it started

So a user posted this picture saying it was cute

And someone brought up the question of why Somali boys don't wear Afros nowadays.

And here comes lil Miss Arabization

And it kickstarts from there

I'm dying bruh

 

[Nightline Kid]

 

[TSP]

Waris, How did we lose the afro
"it's because of the arabization of Somali culture & new wave of Wahhabism"

 

[Mohamud]

Tfw I failed a test in 2002 because of the turbanization of Somali culture and the new wave of shawarmism

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

Waris, How did we lose the afro
"it's because of the arabization of Somali culture & new wave of Wahhabism"

Waris, why do we eat bariis with moos
"it's because of the arabization of Somali culture & new wave of Wahhabism"

 

[TSP]

Waris, why do we eat bariis with moos
"it's because of the arabization of Somali culture & new wave of Wahhabism"

Waris finding out all the arabic loan words in the somali langauge

 

[VixR]

They sure took they piss, but did she lie?

 

[TheSayid]

someone needs to confiscate her phone everything she tweets is retarded.

 

[VixR]

The Arabization of Somali culture and the new wave of Wahabbism can suck it

 

[bluebird]

remember when somalis didn't used to use twitter but ever since the twitterization of somali culture and the new wave of doqonimo they just won't stop

 

[Arman]

Y'all are mocking her because she's right. Europhilia will come to Somalia and there's nothing you can do to stop it!

 

[Inactive]

I'm still waiting for the Somali fobs to use Twitter. They are much more hilarious.

I remember a girl who was dissatisfied with her husband's penis size and blasted him on Twitter. A random Somali fob's reply below:


For the non Somalis here: "Do I expand you?"

 

[Knowthyself]

the lack of afros is actually due to colonization and to globalized white narratives that push afro haired textures as unkept and unprofessional.


arabization comes in the form of removing ones culture for arab alternatives. This includes thobes

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

I'm still waiting for the Somali fobs to use Twitter. They are much more hilarious.

I remember when a girl who was dissatisfied with her husband's penis size and blasted him on Twitter. A random Somali fob's reply below:

I felt bad for that Somali guy, he was in pictures with her, his face plastered over her twitter. I mean some guys aren't blessed with the coveted "sabaayad wrap" but she shouldn't have put his business out there like that.

 

[Inactive]

I felt bad for that Somali guy, he was in pictures with her, his face plastered over her twitter. I mean some guys aren't blessed with the coveted "sabaayad wrap" but she shouldn't have put his business out there like that.

She had to have been divorced now. Unloyal girl.

 

[Jeesto]

Waris is the new bae in town

 

[Nightline Kid]

the lack of afros is actually due to colonization and to globalized white narratives that push afro haired textures as unkept and unprofessional.


arabization comes in the form of removing ones culture for arab alternatives. This includes thobes

Are you referring to Somali Afros in the West or in Somalia? Because I have found many pictures of family members with Afros, my abo included. It's a personal anecdote but I'm sure it was relatively prevalent over there

 

[Knowthyself]

Are you referring to Somali Afros in the West or in Somalia? Because I have found many pictures of family members with Afros, my abo included. It's a personal anecdote but I'm sure it was relatively prevalent over there

both which is why i said globalized. somalis had afros in the 80s and this was due to the same narratives promoted by the west. that was considered attractive so they followed suit. if you remember that hair type was considered attractive in the west back then

 

[government]

That is gonna be my answer to every question from now on

 

[Vision]

I'm still waiting for the Somali fobs to use Twitter. They are much more hilarious.

I remember a girl who was dissatisfied with her husband's penis size and blasted him on Twitter. A random Somali fob's reply below:


For the non Somalis here: "Do I expand you?"

Thats not the correct translation of what he said bruh