Somali tiktoker thinks black tie is suitable and more elegant than somali wedding attire

I have seen this girl on the fyp for a while.. i wanted to get peoples opinions as people in the comments have commented on her wedding ultimatums… what do you guys think?

 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
She should not be dictating to any men.

You cannot punch beyond her weight (yes pun intended)
 
Why is every xalimo from the UK morbibly obese? I swear I have never seen a fat somali girl until I visited that place, also ironic of her talking about being holier than thou while wearing kilograms of makeup showcasing her "beauty" basically missing the entire point of the hijab.
 

Khaem

VIP
Tinder ??????? War yaa ilahi yaqaano wallahi people have lost their heads. Does she not know that muzmatch is a thing
Muzmatch is just south asian central. There's no good dating app for somalis.
Even then, I don't understand how you can meet someone for marriage over an app, at that point you might as well do cold approaches on the street because you can vet people much better that way than through a phone.
 
Why is every xalimo from the UK morbibly obese? I swear I have never seen a fat somali girl until I visited that place, also ironic of her talking about being holier than thou while wearing kilograms of makeup showcasing her "beauty" basically missing the entire point of the hijab.
chicken shops are everywhere 😂
 

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
VIP
So she says if you are a hijabi and take the hijab off at my wedding then I’m escorting you out then she says it will be girls only and there will be no phones in case people aren’t wearing clothes they don’t usually wear then she says it will be black tie.

which one is it sister?
:mjhaps:
 

Qeelbax

East Africa UNUKA LEH
VIP
Imagine going to a Somali wedding and there’s no somali clothes, just western black tie attire. There is no music and it’s segregated. Not even a little halal buranbur. No snapchat aunties to make it a little fun either. Dead wedding, I’ll escort myself out after waffling down the food, that is if she doesn’t ban Somali food too.
:tocry:
 

Aegon

The Conqueror, King of all Westeros
So she says if you are a hijabi and take the hijab off at my wedding then I’m escorting you out then she says it will be girls only and there will be no phones in case people aren’t wearing clothes they don’t usually wear then she says it will be black tie.

which one is it sister?
:mjhaps:
She isn't even wearing the hijab herself
 

A Mean Guy

Minister of Ajanabi Affairs
Imagine going to a Somali wedding and there’s no somali clothes, just western black tie attire. There is no music and it’s segregated. Not even a little halal buranbur. No snapchat aunties to make it a little fun either. Dead wedding, I’ll escort myself out after waffling down the food, that is if she doesn’t ban Somali food too.
:tocry:
Only good ol bri'ish food will be served. (Long live the King) 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Not good looking, overweight, attitude, doesn't wear hijab properly.

She's dreaming. She will never get a husband and will be single forever.

:russ:
 
Where is Tyrone when you need him?
Or that Jamaican wife snatching brudda fresh out of jail that offers an apple for Mehr, my uncles keep talking about?

I bet she snores so hard it makes her body vibrate, fanning a musty sweaty smell with the movement of her triple chin.
 

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