Somali men over 40 have no swag

Mckenzie

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I'm not advocating that they wear trackies or north face jackets but why does it have to be bootcuts, oversized blazers and unmatching creps every fucking time? :gucciwhat:

The folks back home get a pass, they have great cultural attire, the macawiis + cimaamad + bakoorad combo is undefeated.

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Even the politicians and warlords have a decent dress sense

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Somalis in the Western Hemisphere

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If you could post more to emphasise my point, please do.

Rule no.1 wear something that actually fits you. You aren't 10 years old, your body won't grow into it.

Rule no.2 don't forget the little things, tuck your shirt in, roll up sleeves that too long (don't even buy them to begin with but if you have to, isqurxi)

Rule no.3 stop buying cheap quality suits. I have seen too many odays going to the market stalls for a three piece suit that will leave them with ripped buttons and holes after 2 months.

Rule no.4 why not wear leather? If you want to have any respectable style at that age, get leather boots, belts and jackets. Leather is a timeless attire.
 
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I'm not advocating that they wear trackies or north face jackets but why does it have to be bootcuts, oversized blazers and unmatching creps every fucking time? :gucciwhat:

The folks back home get a pass, they have great cultural attire, the macawiis + cimaamad + bakoorad combo is undefeated.

images


Even the politicians and warlords have a decent dress sense

images


xubnaha_labada gole_muqdisho.jpg


Somalis in the Western Hemisphere

NEWS_160919419_AR_0_IEYWVCZZUXAB.jpg


2296_Alpeyrie_Minneapolis-Terrorism_051-x540q100.jpg


If you could post more to emphasise my point, please do.

Rule no.1 wear something that actually fits you. You aren't 10 years old, your body won't grow into it.

Rule no.2 don't forget the little things, tuck your shirt in, roll up sleeves that too long (don't even buy them to begin with but if you have to, isqurxi)

Rule no.3 stop buying cheap quality suits. I have seen too many odays going to the market stalls for a three piece suit that will leave them with ripped buttons and holes after 2 months.

Rule no.4 why not wear leather? If you want to have any respectable style at that age, get leather boots, belts and jackets. Leather is a timeless attire.
Walahi that's what my dad does , unbranded sport shoes for £15 from asda, I try making him wear other stuff but he always says " eyalasuuq ha igaa digin"
 

Mckenzie

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Walahi that's what my dad does , unbranded sport shoes for £15 from asda, I try making him wear other stuff but he always says " eyalasuuq ha igaa digin"

Tell him to stick with a qamiis, koofi and shoezone boots. Nothing else they wear is respectful :francis:
 

NotMyL

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Lol at least those are old what about the young ones? I rarely ever see a well dressed farax.
 

Mckenzie

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Lol at least those are old what about the young ones? I rarely ever see a well dressed farax.

You never miss an opportunity to get at us :bell:

We have swag but we slack elsewhere like bad posture and unkempt afros. How can you wear a suit and rock an overgrown afro:nahgirl:

I agree. 70 + cadaan men dress better than some 40 year old farahs :lol: .


Hans from 7 psychopaths :lol:
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They just need better matching styles and shoes. This isn't bad at all.

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NotMyL

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You never miss an opportunity to get at us :bell:

We have swag but we slack elsewhere like bad posture and unkempt afros. How can you wear a suit and rock an overgrown afro:nahgirl:



They just need better matching styles and shoes. This isn't bad at all.

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Lol you know I’m right, there are two groups of faraxs, ones that still think it’s 2004 so everything is big on them and the new kids on the block with skinny jeans
:tacky: It’s rare you see a well dressed farax, I’m sure they exist maybe in Europe not so much in the states lol
 

VixR

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Lol you know I’m right, there are two groups of faraxs, ones that still think it’s 2004 so everything is big on them and the new kids on the block with skinny jeans
:tacky: It’s rare you see a well dressed farax, I’m sure they exist maybe in Europe not so much in the states lol
You missed a whole segment: the basketball shorts and tshirt farahs. The one I was with was like that, and I’ve noticed it’s a thing. That’s how he liked to be dressed on his time, bc he had to dress up for his career, but he looked good either way. I don’t really care how guys dress, so long he dresses up when it matters.

I think that’s a whole population of American men in general tbh. Americans are more laid back in style, unless you live in certain areas image-conscious areas, especially the men.
 

NotMyL

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You missed a whole segment: the basketball shorts and tshirt farahs. The one I was with was like that, and I’ve noticed it’s a thing. That’s how he liked to be dressed on his time, bc he had to dress up for his career, but he looked good either way. I don’t really care how guys dress, so long he dresses up when it matters.

I think that’s a whole population of American men in general tbh. Americans are more laid back in style, unless you live in certain areas image-conscious areas, especially the men.
Lool how could I forget that group :tacky:I bought so many cute PJs for hubby but he still prefers his basketball shorts but I shouldn’t complain at least he’s not going out with it.

I agree with you it’s definitely American thing, men in Europe dress better.
 

Ras

It's all so tiresome
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They obviously gave up on life.

Probably their wives ballooned after a decade of marriage and no permission to marry a second wife and not that they could afford it anyways with what they earn from Uber.

:mjcry: Would feel bad about shitting on them but at the same time they the generation that ran out on Somalia when it needed them.
 

Mckenzie

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They obviously gave up on life.

Probably their wives ballooned after a decade of marriage and no permission to marry a second wife and not that they could afford it anyways with what they earn from Uber.

:mjcry: Would feel bad about shitting on them but at the same time they the generation that ran out on Somalia when it needed them.

I just want to retire and live a happy life in a hot surbub with my hoes, wearing dashikis and shades, not shuffling on the underground with my badly sized M&S jackets and bootcuts :mjcry:
 
They obviously gave up on life.

Probably their wives ballooned after a decade of marriage and no permission to marry a second wife and not that they could afford it anyways with what they earn from Uber.

:mjcry: Would feel bad about shitting on them but at the same time they the generation that ran out on Somalia when it needed them.


A middle aged somalian gentleman wearing an untailed suit was interviewed at a somalian Café in Southall. "I don't want to marry again anymore, one woman is enough, they give me... a headache you know, so its better to have one wife ":faysalwtf:
 

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