Somali guy tells me I would be perfect if I was a virgin

[Dangopopcorn]

I was thinking I've give your back a break first

Aren't you busy sucking your own sick since you're galanjo la'aan
I was about to say something about your mother but I'll be nice today
Don't chat shit pls

 

[Bernie Madoff]

My skills will give me away. Kulahaa.

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You think a virgin chick would know them skills

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

Aren't you busy sucking your own sick since you're galanjo la'aan
I was about to say something about your mother but I'll be nice today
Don't chat shit pls

You're rude but I'll still give it to you if you ask nicely

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

You think a virgin chick would know them skills

I imagine a virgin nigga would be hesitant and ask alot of questions, no questions here I'll just throw it down.

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

My skills will give me away. Kulahaa.

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Not everyone can spank a girl into a full body orgasm

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I imagine a virgin nigga would be hesitant and ask alot of questions, no questions here I'll just throw it down.

Breh you gotta play the miskeen card

 

[SenseSays]

I think it's fair to judge the sexual background of the person you're planning on being with based on the nature of their previous relationships, their quality and circumstance, how long the relationships lasted, how they relate, and their body count, etc, but basic virginity...eh. It's a poor indicator to base your matchability off of. Whether it happens within the confines of a marriage or outside it, once virginity is lost, there's the equal footing of having awakened the sexual self with a fairly indeterminate slate on how that'll manifest itself, but some mistakingly think it makes some profound difference, or perhaps they view it as a sort of privilege/leverage to have been their wife's first, or maybe it's just plain reinforcement through a skewed ceeb culture.

For me, it's body count: High Priority.
Virginity: Irrelevant.

How and when they lost their virginity is of greater relevance and importance than that they lost it.

Agreed. Thinking about it now I actually wouldn't care about the status of their virginity but if he were to have a body count higher than my age, that's when the doubt sets in.

I never understood the importance of virginity, it's feels violating and disgusting, I wouldn't be able to look at anyone the same if they were to ask me about my virginity. I remember my macalin said that if a women had FGM and was a virgin, her husband would have the "honor" to open her.... literally cut open the stitches like a fucking surgeon and that's seen as an honor. If she bleeds too much take her to the hospital....

 

[Dangopopcorn]

You're rude but I'll still give it to you if you ask nicely

Forget nicely, I doubt someone even asked you for it jokingly

 

[dhegdheer]

I think it would be a good idea sxb. We could mentor a few of these struggling kids who clearly lack a positive male role model in their families without qaxbads like @dhegdheer spewing their xaar all over the place.

Just keep @Bielsa out and we good.

looks like I need to contribute more often then

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

Breh you gotta play the miskeen card

That's not a card in my deck, and how do you imagine that would play out miskeen nigga's legs are quivering like a wet chihuahau, he can't get it all the way up, then immediately has a shattering orgasm when he touches his first breast

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

Forget nicely, I doubt someone even asked you for it jokingly

I don't need to prove anything to you popcorn breasts

 

[Bernie Madoff]

That's not a card in my deck, and how do you imagine that would play out miskeen nigga's legs are quivering like a wet chihuahau, he can't get it all the way up, then immediately has a shattering orgasm when he touches his first breast

You play that card when you run into naive females like @SenseSays or @Dangopopcorn


Play your role

 

[Mohamud]

Agreed. Thinking about it now I actually wouldn't care about the status of their virginity but if he were to have a body count higher than my age, that's when the doubt sets in.

I never understood the importance of virginity, it's feels violating and disgusting, I wouldn't be able to look at anyone the same if they were to ask me about my virginity. I remember my macalin said that if a women had FGM and was a virgin, her husband would have the "honor" to open her.... literally cut open the stitches like a fucking surgeon and that's seen as an honor. If she bleeds too much take her to the hospital....

It's more about matching sexual experience. Feelings of inadequacy can set in.

I didn't need to read that last part

 

[VixR]

Agreed. Thinking about it now I actually wouldn't care about the status of their virginity but if he were to have a body count higher than my age, that's when the doubt sets in.

I never understood the importance of virginity, it's feels violating and disgusting, I wouldn't be able to look at anyone the same if they were to ask me about my virginity. I remember my macalin said that if a women had FGM and was a virgin, her husband would have the "honor" to open her.... literally cut open the stitches like a fucking surgeon and that's seen as an honor. If she bleeds too much take her to the hospital....

Disturbing, that last part


Age is too high, that means he hit the double digits

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

You play that card when you run into naive females like @SenseSays or @Dangopopcorn


Play your role

I won't act like a to get between some ashy ass thighs

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[Dangopopcorn]

I don't need to prove anything to you popcorn breasts

My inbox is right there if you ever like it

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Disturbing, that last part


Age is too high, that means he hit the double digits

Is double digits alot for you? How much is too much of a body count for you? I'm curious

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

My inbox is right there if you ever like it

I won't act like a to get between some ashy ass thighs

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[Cukaash]

What men and women need to understand is that there is no shortage of males and females on this planet but there is however shortage of men and women who fear Allah sincerely.
A lot of the times youyou'll hear guys bragging about how many girls he's slept with coz of the double standards of the human race.
It doesnt really matter in Islaam tho(which is the beautiful thing) if youre a fornicator and a fornicatoress then you are exactly that.
You'll hear guys gassing and stroking each otherother's ego when their "girl" cheats on them going like " Bruh, these hoes aint loyal wallahi, fucking cheated on me with that other dude. Bro, be careful out there(which is good advice and absolutely right) and watch out for these hoes."
Same goes to the females.
When a dude cheats on them, they start to cry like the naive creatutes they are talking about " The pig cheated on me." then her homegirls bring her chocolate and napkins to wipe her tears while rubbing their backs saying " Niggas these days aint shit."
And im like bruh...i aint sweating or tripping saaxib and i believe Allah more than your dumb ass when he says in the Quran.

زَّانِي لَا يَنْكِحُ إِلَّا زَانِيَةً أَوْ مُشْرِكَةً وَالزَّانِيَةُ لَا يَنْكِحُهَا إِلَّا زَانٍ أَوْ مُشْرِكٌ ۚ وَحُرِّمَ ذَٰلِكَ عَلَى الْمُؤْمِنِ

Which means...

The fornicator shall not marry any but a fornicatoress or a mushrik, and likewise to a fornicatoress, none shall marry her but a fornicator or a mushrik: such marriages are forbidden to the believers.

So, i aint really sweating.

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

What men and women need to understand is that there is no shortage of males and females on this planet but there is however shortage of men and women who fear Allah sincerely.
A lot of the times youyou'll hear guys bragging about how many girls he's slept with coz of the double standards of the human race.
It doesnt really matter in Islaam tho(which is the beautiful thing) if youre a fornicator and a fornicatoress then you are exactly that.
You'll hear guys gassing and stroking each otherother's ego when their "girl" cheats on them going like " Bruh, these hoes aint loyal wallahi, fucking cheated on me with that other dude. Bro, be careful out there(which is good advice and absolutely right) and watch out for these hoes."
And im like bruh...im sweating or tripping saaxib and i believe Allah more than your dumb ass when he says in the Quran.


Which means...



So, i aint really sweating.

Well I plan on marrying a virgin, I even have a couple lined up so