Solution to Qabyaalad

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Samaalic Era

QurboExit
Is to spread around the world. Somalis will never give it up and this puts us at a great disadvantage globally
So if we cant unite as a nation, we have to create division and hate across other nations. Imagining spreading Qabil across the world and chinese waging qabil wars, Tokyo divided among different clans:banderas:


I will now dedicate myself to teach ajnaabis about qabyaalad and invent fake qabils for them.
This way, we can then divide Somaliya among Qabil and still be safe from being overrun.

I await your praises for saving the lixdan iyo sideed nation walalayaal:mjhaps:
 

madaxweyne

madaxweyne
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i dont know about you but the way things are its looking great at least better then before some few improvements and i think we will be close to ethiopia in terms of their federal system and management of ethnic conflicts

the one ummah sulotion is probably what al shabab and isis want for somalia its not realy islamic in anyway as somalia was never realy part of any khlifa just something the recent wahabi extremists want

but i do like the idea of global qabyalad or somali empire which was kinda how somalis where before colonialism with somalis going as far as the maldives and sofala and expanding to other places
 
Keep on dreaming.

While the rest of the World advances, Somalia/Somaliland will continue to be a tribal shithole topped off with religious extremism infecting the people.

Don't worry though, the resources will be put to good use by the industrious Turks :icon lol:
 
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Medulla

Bah Qabiil Fluid
You're all langaab compared to me so it doesn't matter. Beesha Trans-qabiil run the whole world, we are successful and we support each and every subclan under us. With due time we will subdue you apes

The only solution to Qabyaalad is to:

- Make it illegal and start sending niggas to xabsi
- Educate the population so they have better things to do with their time
- Wait for my qabiil to become president and implement a dicatorship
 

Daacad90

Aspiring Buraanbur Artist.
We should Install a cell tower to mind control somalis into forgetting qabiil.Hear me out.I may have been watching too much netflix but this may actually work out. It is the only way. Folks in Somalia are obsessed with their phones, we install cell towers to send antiqabiil transmissions then bam! End of qabiil. We hypnotise people to not believe in qabiil. We have many companies at our disposal like somtel and somnet. With that we will start a new age, A Somalia beyond qabyaalad!:lawd:
 
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Samaalic Era

QurboExit
i dont know about you but the way things are its looking great at least better then before some few improvements and i think we will be close to ethiopia in terms of their federal system and management of ethnic conflicts

the one ummah sulotion is probably what al shabab and isis want for somalia its not realy islamic in anyway as somalia was never realy part of any khlifa just something the recent wahabi extremists want

but i do like the idea of global qabyalad or somali empire which was kinda how somalis where before colonialism with somalis going as far as the maldives and sofala and expanding to other places
Somaliya is very volatile. We are the most unpredictable nation on earth. We need a more reliable plan to weaken our enemies.this federal Somaliya wont last for more than 50 yrs at best
 

madaxweyne

madaxweyne
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Somaliya is very volatile. We are the most unpredictable nation on earth. We need a more reliable plan to weaken our enemies.this federal Somaliya wont last for more than 50 yrs at best
for now its a start and the way to go but for the future i kinda agree with @Medulla education is the key and the forming of central poltical parties based on ideas values can merged the country together

it seems qabyalad started with colonialism and it kinda never stopped it seems colonial brainwashing about how inferior Somalis were just made the Somalis focus on the qabils they have as their only pride and not on the full picture of their glorious history
 

Samaalic Era

QurboExit
Keep on dreaming.

While the rest of the World advances, Somalia/Somaliland will continue to be a tribal shithole topped off with religious extremism infecting the land.

Don't worry though, the resources will be put to good use by the industrious Turks :icon lol:
If the cadaans spread nationalism so can we spread qabyaalad to sxb.

If anyone can do it, it is a Somali sxb:trumpsmirk:
 
I think the best solution to qabyaalad is clan federalism. Each clan controls their own lands and develops it without any interference from Muqdisho or being tied to it. Also another factor which would decrease qabyaalad is more development and urbanization. As the nation develops further, nomads will move away from their grazing settlements into the city life which would decrease qabyaalad as you encounter various clans. Development would also help as we would all be eating good and there would be no reason to fight! just look at the Gulf Arab countries, they all got different clans and sub clans, they use to fight over territory and resources like Somalis but now there developed first world oil rich countries so there's no reason for them to fight.
 

Medulla

Bah Qabiil Fluid
for now its a start and the way to go but for the future i kinda agree with @Medulla education is the key and the forming of central poltical parties based on ideas values can merged the country together

it seems qabyalad started with colonialism and it kinda never stopped it seems colonial brainwashing about how inferior Somalis were just made the Somalis focus on the qabils they have as their only pride and not on the full picture of their glorious history

They have far too much free time and are literally brainwashed to hate eachother from young. The older generation suffer from a wide range of mental health issues from PTSD to Bipolar disorder it's no wonder this shit still exists when everyone is fucked up. The young kids are learning this garbage without ever coming into contact with opposing information so they view it as fact .

Historical revisionism is a big problem in the somali community niggas are really changing what happened in the civil war and prior to make them look innocent or to put blame on clans they don't like now. Educate the kids from a neutral standpoint don't allow them to be radical from their parents stories and I know for a fact in the next generation we won't have the same amount of people so obsessed with tribal lineages
 

Daacad90

Aspiring Buraanbur Artist.
I think the best solution to qabyaalad is clan federalism. Each clan controls their own lands and develops it without any interference from Muqdisho or being tied to it. Also another factor which would decrease qabyaalad is more development and urbanization. As the nation develops further, nomads will move away from their grazing settlements into the city life which would decrease qabyaalad as you encounter various clans. Development would also help as we would all be eating good and there would be no reason to fight! just look at the Gulf Arab countries, they all got different clans and sub clans, they use to fight over territory and resources like Somalis but now there developed first world oil rich countries so there's no reason for them to fight.
just look at the Gulf Arab countries, they all got different clans and sub clans, they use to fight over territory and resources like Somalis but now there developed first world oil rich countries so there's no reason for them to fight.
Saudi arabia and the gulf countries are made up of more clans than in somalia, they are all united under one country. Their success happened because of their unity.
 

Samaalic Era

QurboExit
:yacadiim:Can I get an answer to these following question before I continue.


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Im serious about this sxb. The place to start would be Asia and Latin America. Europe is stable and this wouldnt work. We have to start like any dangerous Ideology,target the most poor regions and fund centres of learning and materials. Essentially forged history.

This would wreck havoc in Asia sxb:diddyass:
 

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