[SERIOUSLY] I'm in New York

[Hargeysa]

His story is likely real.

We had a bunch of weird stories being posted on here before that ended up being true.

France is also the shittiest country in Western Europe, so more likely somebody is willing to run away from it than let's say @The alchemist from Norway.

Perhaps I'm too cynical, but I don't buy it.
I don't believe OP moved to the states because he liked The Office


It would be silly to run away to the states because he committed a crime. The two countries have extradition treaties.

I think my explanation is more likely

 

[Keo]

There is a small community of Somalis in NYC and an even bigger one upstate

Nope

 

[Rocktheboat]

Nope

You're a brit how would you even know

 

[Juke]

Nope

There's a small community in Rochester and Buffalo

 

[Apollo]

It would be silly to run away to the states because he committed a crime. The two countries have extradition treaties.

I think my explanation is more likely

Our resident Latino @Omar del Sur probably has relatives who lived in the US illegally and eventually became citizens.

It is possible in some states, especially California, but undocumented people get taken advantage of and mostly only get crap jobs.

Something really shady must be going on if a European is willing to do that.

Even people from middle income countries like Turkey, Russia don't do that.

 

[Juke]

Perhaps I'm too cynical, but I don't buy it.
I don't believe OP moved to the states because he liked The Office


It would be silly to run away to the states because he committed a crime. The two countries have extradition treaties.

I think my explanation is more likely

You'd have good reason to doubt OP, he has a HOF thread from capping

A girl is flirting with me

there is this white girl in my college class who is staring at me and flirting. I know its haram but I wanna leave them nuts hanging out of her. What do i do she has a fat ass and is pretty, but i don't wanna go to hell. Should I go bang or leave?

www.somalispot.com

 

[Unbothered]

Lol welcome to the homeless lifestyle
What is so special about America
You could have tahreeb to the Uk or other European countries

 

[TekNiKo]

I was thinking about fleeing to the US and also becoming a homeless drifter, atleast I would be free from Trudeau.

 

[babooshke]

no way this dude is the most impulsive guy I've ever seen lmao.

one day he's talking about moving to US, 2 days later he goes there to seek asylum.

 

[Hargeysa]

Our resident Latino @Omar del Sur probably has relatives who lived in the US illegally and eventually became citizens.

It is possible in some states, especially California, but undocumented people get taken advantage of and mostly only get crap jobs.

Something really shady must be going on if a European is willing to do that.

Even people from middle income countries like Russia don't do that.

I didn't know we had Latinos on here lol.

If he committed a crime, running away to the States is the wrong choice. France and the USA have extradition treaties.

With modern surveillance, it would be easy enough to track him down.

I doubt he'd ever get citizenship if he's criminal.

 

[Nilotic]

Sounds like something a fob would do...

..He probably thinks he's going to run into all his favourite Hollywood stars.

 

[Shimbiris]

there's no somali community in nyc whatsoever.

What is it with you and this "We're not in NYC" obsession?

You may very well be right but you seem fixated on it, walaal.

 

[Nalaaye floxks]

What is it with you and this "We're not in NYC" obsession?

You may very well be right but you seem fixated on it, walaal.

She’s brit, she has no idea about somalis in NYC, she’s tryna make the UK somalis relevant

 

[KobeBryant]

She’s brit, she has no idea about americans in NYC

Many weirdos on this forum Who gives af what the exact numbers of Somalis are in NYC. It won’t benefit nor effect any our lives ever.

 

[Sigala]

What is it with you and this "We're not in NYC" obsession?

You may very well be right but you seem fixated on it, walaal.

Because I'm salty we don't exist there. Truth be told

 

[Unbothered]

She’s brit, she has no idea about americans in NYC

She is weird lool
Somalis have restaurants in NYC and we don’t even have a sambusa shop in Houston Tx

 

[Shimbiris]

Because I'm salty we don't exist there. Truth be told

I'm an NYC fanboy myself. I am a little salty too that Somalis didn't Minneapolis that place. I'd shed a tear at seeing a street in Brooklyn or Queens named "Mogadishu". Manhattan? I dare not dream...

 

[KobeBryant]

She is weird lool
Somalis have restaurants in NYC and we don’t even have a sambusa shop in Houston Tx

Houston is a truck stop for Geeljire Truck drivers. @Grigori Rasputin regularly goes there.

 

[Sigala]

I'm an NYC fanboy myself. I am a little salty too that Somalis didn't Minneapolis that place. I'd shed a tear at seeing a street in Brooklyn or Queens named "Mogadishu". Manhattan? I dare not dream...

Same here man I always fell in love with the city and there being Domincians and puerto ricans which I like and the large muslim population not to mention apparently somalis were the first Africans to arrive and establish things yet there's none of us there. Brings real tears to my eyes

 

[Sigala]

She is weird lool
Somalis have restaurants in NYC and we don’t even have a sambusa shop in Houston Tx

theres a somali reaturant in Russia big deal. You guys have minnesota to your name, so so sad.