Secret son of Sophisticate, a child prodigy, launches a smartphone of his own

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Sophisticate

Sultana of Samaroon
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I didn't hit puberty until 14. And that's when he was born.:damedamn: I'll adopt him if he's 1/2 Samaroon, though. I need someone to take care of me in old age.:pachah1:
 

Grigori Rasputin

“No more your dad” “your mom loofs me”
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I didn't hit puberty until 14. And that's when he was born.:damedamn: I'll adopt him if he's 1/2 Samaroon, though. I need someone to take care of me in old age.:pachah1:
Are you gonna sit here and insult our intelligence? Girls start having leakages at 9 sometimes here in the West but in general y'all start at 12.
 

Sophisticate

Sultana of Samaroon
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Are you gonna sit here and insult our intelligence? Girls start having leakages at 9 sometimes here in the West but in general y'all start at 12.
I'm always late to the game. :mjcry: And if you copulate under 18 that's statutory rape. :mindblown:




Are you uncomfortable with old, unmarried and sexless women? Let them exist in peace, sxb. Wasn't your latest crusade your cousin?:mjlaugh:
What's the kid's qabil, though? :kanyehmm: We need to know.
 

Grigori Rasputin

“No more your dad” “your mom loofs me”
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I'm always late to the game. :mjcry: And if you copulate under 18 that's statutory rape. :mindblown:




Are you uncomfortable with old, unmarried and sexless women? Let them exist in peace, sxb. Wasn't your latest crusade your cousin?:mjlaugh:
What's the kid's qabil, though? :kanyehmm: We need to know.
:bell::susp::susp::susp:
 
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