Science Proves Somalis Are Arabs

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Au contraire. Science disproves Somalis are Arabs.

It's true that science proves we're not Arabs. It proves we are Chinese.

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

It's true that science proves we're not Arabs. It proves we are Chinese.

WE WUZ FROM DA SONG DYNASTY AND SHIET
WE WUZ INDO YARIS N SHIET

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

When they became famous they were bald

Timo la'aan waa barakah. Even shaving your head will boost intelligence. And not just intelligence but speed. That's why Mo Farah is an Olympic champion.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

WE WUZ FROM DA SONG DYNASTY AND SHIET
WE WUZ INDO YARIS N SHIET

Actually, the Ming dynasty. Get your facts straight

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

Timo la'aan waa barakah. Even shaving your head will boost intelligence. And not just intelligence but speed. That's why Mo Farah is an Olympic champion.

Then we finally agree on something, bald niggas unite.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Then we finally agree on something, bald niggas unite.

You're not bald saxib. You have no right to claim our highly coveted biological group. You're an effeminate guy who's got more tresses than dresses. It takes you 50 minutes a day to get your hair done like a woman.

Only the fortunate few can rock the Mo Farah look. I was rocking the MF look before he was mind.

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

You're not bald saxib. You have no right to claim our highly coveted biological group. You're an effeminate guy who's got more tresses than dresses. It takes you 50 minutes a day to get your hair done like a woman.

Only the fortunate few can rock the Mo Farah look. I was rocking the MF look before he was mind.

It's true, I'm not bald I have beautiful curly hair, be jealous bald man, you will never grow hair like mine

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

It's true, I'm not bald I have beautiful curly hair, be jealous bald man, you will never grow hair like mine

I sobbed like a when I lost my timo. I wore a toupee for a while, until it was blown off by the wind as I was on a hot romantic date with a buxom beauty. But now I've realized that hair is for dhoocils with too much time on their hands. Real men keep it smooth shaven. It's why Michael Jordon was so gifted. There was no effiminacy in him.

 

[Gadiid]

"You're Ethiopians" says the man clinging to a lineage that isn't his.
Yet he'll tell us where we're from, eh?


I like the Abdullahi fellow, he might not have all the knowledge regarding these subjects but he's going in the right direction.

 

[Xaagi-Cagmadigtee]

It's true that science proves we're not Arabs. It proves we are Chinese.

OK.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

OK.

At the rate that the Chinese are infiltrating Africa, they may very well be the progenitors of its future generations.

 

[Sultan]

Two greatest curses in our community: hip hop and Arabism. When I am Sultan, I will ban these two degenerate cultures.

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