Save faaraxs from yet another war, WW3

[Azania]

US niggas its time we start preparing ourselves. I was out here enjoying WW3 memes when @NINKII DHAKADA DHEERA made me google the updates on this shit. And a better time for downloading Duolingo app has never risen.
It’s time you start updating ur Arabic vocabulary and take some Persian intro classes, because we will spend 2020 in Iran.

This is Iran’s response

Wallahi I am ready to apologize to all Euro niggas, help a brother out get a Xalimo to get out of here.
If you have any ideas on how to survive the draft pls share with your brothers in US

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[Shmurda]

Ik a chubby white girl that wants to marry a somali man I can hook u up wit

 

[Azania]

Ik a chubby white girl that wants to marry a somali man I can hook u up wit

You Canadians are a great ally with US, you will be dragged into ww3 with us. I hope that chubby shordyis Mexican or from Switzerland, hell I’ll settle for a Sugamama from Somalia

 

[Shmurda]

You Canadians are a great ally with US, you will be dragged into ww3 with us. I hope that chubby shordyis Mexican or from Switzerland, hell I’ll settle for a Sugamama from Somalia

Most reer europe live in NATO countries so they will be done outhere too if usa goes to war

On top of that Canada is a commonwealth country so reer uk will have to fight

Nowhere to hide except somalia nigga

 

[Starscream]

Ehh We'll just defect mid battle dhulos style
Our women are fucked tho because they stay behind @Gibiin-Udug abt to be executed for being related gender she hates
Feels guilty but then I remember the Persian pussy waiting for me

 

[Shmurda]

Ehh We'll just defect mid battle dhulos style
Our women are fucked tho because they stay behind @Gibiin-Udug abt to be executed for being related gender she hates
Feels guilty but then I remember the Persian pussy waiting for me

When the persians catch @CaliTedesse he finna be like "I am arab ya akhi تسوثتس تستستتس حستینیو ترحمسنث حیز" "

And them mofos finna be like "AYO THIS NIGGA ARAB YALL شما فریب نیگا" and blow his head off

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Ehh We'll just defect mid battle dhulos style
Our women are fucked tho because they stay behind @Gibiin-Udug abt to be executed for being related gender she hates
Feels guilty but then I remember the Persian pussy waiting for me

***packs her bags since @MSGA invited her to sweden***

Bye losers.

 

[Azania]

***packs her bags since @MSGA invited her to sweden***

Bye losers.

wallahi ilahey kacabso, take me with you. Going to Sweden is like a gold-rush

 

[Guts]

***packs her bags since @MSGA invited her to sweden***

Bye losers.

You are more than welcome abaayo, I will give you a bed in the basement

 

[Tukraq]

***packs her bags since @MSGA invited her to sweden***

Bye losers.

why in the world would Sweden be safe? were talking about the country trump almost went to war with for asap rocky and the black vote, this can only go two ways for them, either Sweden joins us in the war on our side or they don't and thus trump calls Putin and says they no longer have our protection have at em, Europe is going to have to play wisely

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You are more than welcome abaayo, I will give you a bed in the basement

Basement? I'm not staying in Rinkeby.

 

[Azania]

why in the world would Sweden be safe? were talking about the country trump almost went to war with for asap rocky and the black vote, this can only go two ways for them, either Sweden joins us in the war on our side or they don't and thus trump calls Putin and says they no longer have our protection have at em, Europe is going to have to play wisely

Diaspora Somali are gonna get extinct because everywhere but Africa is gonna be at war. We’ll be lucky if Africa isn’t dragged in too

 

[Tukraq]

Diaspora Somali are gonna get extinct because everywhere but Africa is gonna be at war. We’ll be lucky if Africa isn’t dragged in too

US will be safe, nobody can get at the mainland

 

[Guts]

Basement? I'm not staying in Rinkeby.

Rinkeby itself is a war zone i rather not go there

 

[Azania]

US will be safe, nobody can get at the mainland

But we’ll be packed and shipped off to middle east like surdines bro.

 

[Leila]

Euro xalimos right now

 

[Azania]

Where is edo @Basra she was posting “girls just wanna have Fu-un” song last week and it’s stuck in my head.

It’s time girls had Fu-un in trenches too

 

[Starscream]

When the persians catch @CaliTedesse he finna be like "I am arab ya akhi تسوثتس تستستتس حستینیو ترحمسنث حیز" "

And them mofos finna be like "AYO THIS NIGGA ARAB YALL شما فریب نیگا" and blow his head off

You know it'll be funny if we defect because iran is abt to win but they lose
And we get captured
They'll definitely gonna enjoy killing us

 

[Azania]

You know it'll be funny if we defect because iran is abt to win but they lose
And we get captured
They'll definitely gonna enjoy killing us

Niggas when they get caught after defecting and brought to military court

we need to invest in acting class and persian language

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Imagine killing the man who was the one who wiped ISIS off the map because he was a "terrorist". 300 IQ play America