Saudi Arabia grants robot citizenship

[anonimo]

No imports over the horizon until they make goatbots.

I shouldn't laugh but that was a good one. A goat with lipstick on it.

 

[supz]

Look at the bigger picture. An AI prototype just gained national citizenship.

This is groundbreaking. Tf else is gonna happen next? I'm at the edge of my goddamn seat.

looooool, two AI automatons will marry. AI automaton rights movement. #metalheartsarerealhearts. Humans will become tran-sautomatons and f*ck your nearest computer. A bill will be put forward to stop the sexual harassment of sexy hardwares.

 

[Apollo]

@Amun get in here. Homo Deus?

My field is robot-proof for the next 30 years. I'm good. I'm just worried for the peasants around me and civil unrest.

 

[supz]

loool!

all qabiils fighting would be behind computer screens and they would be hacking into each others robot presidents

. They would play simulations of qabiil fights. To determine who owns which resources. Al shabaab will make an account on cs:go

 

[VixR]

next they'll be stoning that robot. this might be what will trigger the robot uprising

Sophia isn't there yet.

I imagined it happening eventually, but I didn't think this would happen so soon. How're you gonna give AI citizenship like it's a near-sentient being, at this rate AI technology is still in its infancy. They didn't think about the implications.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

I imagined it happening eventually, but I didn't think this would happen so soon. How're you gonna give AI citizenship like it's a near-sentient being, at this rate AI technology is still in its infancy still. They didn't think about the implications.

of course they didnt think. when do arabs think?

 

[NA9]

Sometimes I wish I was born 20 years later, so I could experience growing up around robots and shietttt

 

[VixR]

looooool, two AI automatons will marry. AI automaton rights movement. #metalheartsarerealhearts. Humans will become tran-sautomatons and f*ck your nearest computer. A bill will be put forward to stop the sexual harassment of sexy hardwares.

This is like the prologue to something out of Westworld except the robot gains citizenship first

of course they didnt think. when do arabs think?

I think some in the West will be taken aback they didn't do it first.

This could go in a lot of different directions

 

[Ferrari]

Robots can be Saudi citizens, but not Somali Muslims? The Ummah = bullshit.

what is this begging xoolonimo horta.
Saudis don't owe us shit, they don't have to make us citizens. hold ur own balls. how about that?
u can't hate on niggas for not feeding u.

 

[VixR]

My field is robot-proof for the next 30 years. I'm good. I'm just worried for the peasants around me and civil unrest.

What's your field?

 

[supz]

This is like the prologue to something out of Westworld except the robot gains citizenship first

I think some in the West will be taken aback they didn't do it first.

This could go in a lot of different directions

lool. Its my favourite movie.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

what is this begging xoolonimo horta.
Saudis don't owe us shit, they don't have to make us citizens. hold ur own balls. how about that?
u can't hate on niggas for not feeding u.

Tell that to Arabs. They bang on about the Ummah when they need political support, but don't reciprocate. You're holding their balls, but they don't hold yours. Enough with this nonsense.

 

[Ferrari]

Tell that to Arabs. They bang on about the Ummah when they need political support, but don't reciprocate. You're holding their balls, but they don't hold yours. Enough with this nonsense.

f*ck off u dameer. I told u to hold ur own nuts, don't make this about me. arabs don't owe us jack and if they can trick u into the whole ummah thing, then ur a cow and u deserve to be manipulated like one.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

f*ck off u dameer. I told u to hold ur own nuts, don't make this about me. arabs don't owe us jack and if they can trick u into the whole ummah thing, then ur a cow and u deserve to be manipulated like one.

I prefer to f*ck you till your anus bleeds and you crumple into a messy heap, my semen dripping from your face, baastaryahow baastar dhalay. I don't give two fucks about your Arab boyfriends and never have. I just don't wanna hear about how much you love them.

 

[Ferrari]

I prefer to f*ck you till your anus bleeds and you crumple into a messy heap, my semen dripping from your face, baastaryahow baastar dhalay. I don't give two fucks about your Arab boyfriends and never have. I just don't wanna hear about how much you love them.

garac garac dhalay baad tahay waryaa. quit begging for niggas like they are ur daddies u .
@AbdiJew come take care of this .

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

garac garac dhalay baad tahay waryaa. quit begging for niggas like they are ur daddies u .
@AbdiJew come take care of this .

You're just mad because I didn't use a condom on your tasty mummy. Sorry kid, but I go in raw. So did @AbdiJew for that matter, but he had sloppy seconds.

 

[The Cushitic One]

If a robot runs up just trip them.

I'll use you as a human shield

 

[Prince Abubu]

What's your field?

Sanitation Engineer