@Lolalola @CaliTedesse @Samaalic Era @Suldaanka @Nin-culus @VixR and all those from langaab qabils.
I was at the masjid recently praising the Maker for giving me a new job and a higher salary than my last one. My heart was full of iman. Ah, wallahi I'm so blessed. I was shocked by what I saw next.
A Punjabi sister said that her parents would not let her marry a white revert because of their backward culture. The sheikh said, Screw their culture, bring that nigga in here and I will have you married by sundown.
After the secret nikaax, as we chewed on the oily sambuuso and overpriced chicken curry that was dished out for wedding guests he told the new brother, "Listen, don't tell her nacas parents yet becuz they will flip. Get her knocked up first, have her spring the news on her unsuspecting mom and pops with the addition that a big foreheaded Somali is the father, and then, when they freak out, step forward calmly with a look of pity on your face and say that, as their caring Muslim brother, you're prepared to shoulder the burden of pretending to be the baby's dad to hide her shame from the community and marry the girl even though she's damaged goods. They'll snap you up faster than a lightning bolt". Worked like a charm.
If there's anything qaxootis hate, it's being known by other qaxootis as the father of a . So my advice to sisters with racist parents is get knocked up by your Madow lover, then your dad will beg him, or anyone within a five mile radius, whether he is one eyed or bald, whether he is a cow worshipping Hindu or a Somali agnostic who has stopped washing his ass, to take you off their hands and marry you instantly.
They will kiss him, hug him, and enroll him into their clan, even if he's a racist cadaan with a StormFront account. Nobody wants to marry a pregnant woman, goes the thinking, so your boyfriend will be a big hit with them.
I was at the masjid recently praising the Maker for giving me a new job and a higher salary than my last one. My heart was full of iman. Ah, wallahi I'm so blessed. I was shocked by what I saw next.
A Punjabi sister said that her parents would not let her marry a white revert because of their backward culture. The sheikh said, Screw their culture, bring that nigga in here and I will have you married by sundown.
After the secret nikaax, as we chewed on the oily sambuuso and overpriced chicken curry that was dished out for wedding guests he told the new brother, "Listen, don't tell her nacas parents yet becuz they will flip. Get her knocked up first, have her spring the news on her unsuspecting mom and pops with the addition that a big foreheaded Somali is the father, and then, when they freak out, step forward calmly with a look of pity on your face and say that, as their caring Muslim brother, you're prepared to shoulder the burden of pretending to be the baby's dad to hide her shame from the community and marry the girl even though she's damaged goods. They'll snap you up faster than a lightning bolt". Worked like a charm.
If there's anything qaxootis hate, it's being known by other qaxootis as the father of a . So my advice to sisters with racist parents is get knocked up by your Madow lover, then your dad will beg him, or anyone within a five mile radius, whether he is one eyed or bald, whether he is a cow worshipping Hindu or a Somali agnostic who has stopped washing his ass, to take you off their hands and marry you instantly.
They will kiss him, hug him, and enroll him into their clan, even if he's a racist cadaan with a StormFront account. Nobody wants to marry a pregnant woman, goes the thinking, so your boyfriend will be a big hit with them.
