GlitzyCue_
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I've used the services of hookers. Before you judge me, let me remind you that I'm extremely ugly. My mother cried when I came out of the womb, and believe me they were not tears of joy.
My experience with the oldest profession is that it's not very satisfying. There's not much in the way of customer service. They hurry you up a lot. Maybe it's because they were junkies. You certainly get a better service with escorts.
Once I made the mistake of giving the hooker the money before I smashed. Big mistake. They call it quits after five minutes and take off. Jesus Christ, it takes me five minutes to get my organ of joy up.
I don't judge women of ill fame. If you can rake in the Benjamins just by lying on your back, why, more power to you. But some of these hoes are crooked as hell.
There isn't anything you haven't tried old man.