Post a corny pick up line

[Quruxley]

Would you like to see my whopper?

 

[486th President]

Would you like to see my whopper?

Where is it stuffed

 

[Quruxley]

Where is it stuffed

In my backpack

 

[Quruxley]

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips

 

[486th President]

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips

I can go even further beyond

 

[Royalflush]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you

 

[Quruxley]

Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.

 

[BlackJack]

Girls
Post the funniest pick up lines you've heard.
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Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

 

[Royalflush]

you look too classy for pickup lines

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[BlackJack]

Girls
Post the funniest pick up lines you've heard.
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Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
I punched that dumbass in the face.

 

[Abdisamad]

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

Lool.. That's actually a good one

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Boi ur thiccer then a bowl of oatmeal

Jking

Nayaa nasaha na tus

 

[BlackJack]

Lool.. That's actually a good one

Yeah I actually laughed at this one. I wrote a lot more down in my Journal let me go get it.

 

[Brick]

Wanna go to the movies? if she says yes you proceed with "are you allowed though" then she asks why and you say "i dont think they let snacks in. How was that

 

[The Somali Caesar]

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips

Only 6 inches

 

[The Somali Caesar]

Boi ur thiccer then a bowl of oatmeal

Jking

Nayaa nasaha na tus

You sound hella sus

 

[BlackJack]

Another one I heard was
1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. Hi, I'm a thief and I'm here to steel your heart.
3. I'd say god bless you but it looks like he already did.

 

[486th President]

Yeah I actually laughed at this one. I wrote a lot more down in my Journal let me go get it.

You have a whole journal for this

 

[Villainess]

gimme da cash

 

[Abdisamad]

Would you like to see my whopper?

I don't like whoppers