Parents hassling me about marriage....help!

[Genos]

I'm going to keep this short. My parents (mainly my mum) is on my case about getting married. I'm done with uni and working now (early 20s), so she's saying this is the perfect time to get married.

I have absolutely zero interest in it and I always tell her. I'm more interested in clearing my student debt and enjoying my 20s. I've never really done travelling before and I want to try that on my own. I'll start thinking about marriage when I'm nearing my 30s.

I'm super open with my mum and I've always been, so she knows all of this. But, it's like she forgets about what I tell her and whenever I call to talk, the marriage talk magically comes up.

So how do I get this to stop?!

 

[cambuulonews]

You need to have a child out of wedlock with a white girl.

 

[roble]

or introduce your milf girlfriend to mum.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

That’s sad
Be more firm with her, whilst being polite. She probably doesn’t think you’re serious if she keeps bringing it up. Does she know about your plans to travel and such.

 

[Abdipapaya]

Marry someone whos praying most of time and stays home

 

[Crow]

Marry a wife in Somalia and leave her there. Send money every month and travel wherever you want.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Marry a wife in Somalia and leave her there. Send money every month and travel wherever you want.

Wallahi that’s genius yet cruel
Why would one marry out of pressure

 

[Yaquub]

Marry a wife in Somalia and leave her there. Send money every month and travel wherever you want.

I can't do that i'll lose track of how many i married

 

[Suspect]

Tell them you're gay. You may end up in a Kenyan conversion camp but it saves time.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

I can't do that i'll lose track of how many i married

HOW many have ye got mate

 

[Abdipapaya]

Narrated by Abdullah ibn Abbas: The Prophet said: If you find anyone doing as Lot's people did, kill the one who does it, and the one to whom it is done.

— Sunan Abu Dawood, 38:4447, Al-Tirmidhi, 15:1456, Ibn Maajah, 20:2561
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: If a man who is not married is seized committing sodomy he will be stoned to death.

— Sunan Abu Dawood, 38:4448


Dont lie

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

Narrated by Abdullah ibn Abbas: The Prophet said: If you find anyone doing as Lot's people did, kill the one who does it, and the one to whom it is done.

— Sunan Abu Dawood, 38:4447, Al-Tirmidhi, 15:1456, Ibn Maajah, 20:2561
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: If a man who is not married is seized committing sodomy he will be stoned to death.

— Sunan Abu Dawood, 38:4448


Dont lie

That's a hadith.

NEXT

 

[AbdiJew]

Tell them you have a very small
and you won't be able to pleasure her.

They won't bring up the subject again and you will marry when you decide to do so.

 

[Yaquub]

Tell them you have a very small
and you won't be able to pleasure her.

They won't bring up the subject again and you will marry when you decide to do so.

Tell them you inherited an asian penis and feel to ashamed to have sex.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Tell them you inherited an asian penis and feel to ashamed to have sex.

Another advice
talk to your hooyo about sex and get disowned . ceeb badanaa,to talk to your waalid about sex is degenerate

 

[government]

Walahi you're lucky my parents won't let my sister marry and she's 24 I keep telling them she's got no time left but they keep telling me I'm sexist

 

[Lostbox]

My mom doesn't really care about marriage. She just wants grand kids lol.

 

[ThreeTwentyOne]

I'm super open with my mum and I've always been, so she knows all of this. But, it's like she forgets about what I tell her and whenever I call to talk, the marriage talk magically comes up.

I call this the Selective Somali Memory (S.S.M), it's a very powerful tool used by Somali parents... pretty effective if you're the sensitive type.

TBH I would've believed you if you were a female, this never happens to guys rofl. I got bombarded with marriage proposals left and right from my parents the second I turned 19... guess who hasn't had a single date with anyone

 

[Yaquub]

Walahi you're lucky my parents won't let my sister marry and she's 24 I keep telling them she's got no time left but they keep telling me I'm sexist

She's only got 6 good yrs i hope she gets married before she hit 30 it's all down hill from then.

 

[government]

She's only got 6 good yrs i hope she gets married before she hit 30 it's all down hill from then.

True man