Parents hassling me about marriage....help!

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  1. Genos

    Genos

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    I'm going to keep this short. My parents (mainly my mum) is on my case about getting married. I'm done with uni and working now (early 20s), so she's saying this is the perfect time to get married.

    I have absolutely zero interest in it and I always tell her. I'm more interested in clearing my student debt and enjoying my 20s. I've never really done travelling before and I want to try that on my own. I'll start thinking about marriage when I'm nearing my 30s.

    I'm super open with my mum and I've always been, so she knows all of this. But, it's like she forgets about what I tell her and whenever I call to talk, the marriage talk magically comes up.

    So how do I get this to stop?!
     
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  2. cambuulonews

    cambuulonews

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    You need to have a child out of wedlock with a white girl.
     
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  3. roble

    roble

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    or introduce your milf girlfriend to mum.
     
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  4. Idil-Beydaan

    Idil-Beydaan

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    That’s sad :(
    Be more firm with her, whilst being polite. She probably doesn’t think you’re serious if she keeps bringing it up. Does she know about your plans to travel and such.
     
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  5. Abdipapaya

    Abdipapaya لَهُ مَا فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَمَا فِي الأَرْضِ

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    Marry someone whos praying most of time and stays home
     
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  6. Crow

    Crow Make Hobyo Great Again

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    Marry a wife in Somalia and leave her there. Send money every month and travel wherever you want.
     
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  7. Idil-Beydaan

    Idil-Beydaan

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    Wallahi that’s genius yet cruel
    Why would one marry out of pressure
     
  8. Yaquub

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    I can't do that i'll lose track of how many i married :ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa:
     
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  9. Suspect

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    Tell them you're gay. You may end up in a Kenyan conversion camp but it saves time.
     
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  10. Idil-Beydaan

    Idil-Beydaan

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    HOW many have ye got mate :ulyin:
     
  11. Abdipapaya

    Abdipapaya لَهُ مَا فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَمَا فِي الأَرْضِ

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  12. BetterAkhlaq

    BetterAkhlaq Snicker la'an

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    That's a hadith.

    NEXT :camby:
     
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  13. AbdiJew

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    Tell them you have a very small guus
    and you won't be able to pleasure her.

    They won't bring up the subject again and you will marry when you decide to do so.
     
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  14. Yaquub

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    Tell them you inherited an asian penis and feel to ashamed to have sex.

    :mjlol::mjlol::damn:
     
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  15. Idil-Beydaan

    Idil-Beydaan

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    Another advice
    talk to your hooyo about sex and get disowned . ceeb badanaa,to talk to your waalid about sex is degenerate
     
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  16. government

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    Walahi you're lucky my parents won't let my sister marry and she's 24 I keep telling them she's got no time left but they keep telling me I'm sexist :farmajoyaab:
     
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  17. Lostbox

    Lostbox 「Immortal Sage」

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    My mom doesn't really care about marriage. She just wants grand kids lol.
     
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  18. DilacBilaash

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    I call this the Selective Somali Memory (S.S.M), it's a very powerful tool used by Somali parents... pretty effective if you're the sensitive type.

    TBH I would've believed you if you were a female, this never happens to guys rofl. I got bombarded with marriage proposals left and right from my parents the second I turned 19... guess who hasn't had a single date with anyone :)
     
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  19. Yaquub

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    She's only got 6 good yrs i hope she gets married before she hit 30 it's all down hill from then.
     
  20. government

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    True man
     
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