To those in Murica, how did you avoid it? What excuses did you use?
Ordered to serve in a Jury
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Gojo Satoru
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say you're covid positive
It is bout 3 weeks away from today. So that may not be a valid excuse.
What other excuse can I come up with?
Juror Qualifications, Exemptions and Excuses
Individuals must meet certain criteria to be legally qualified for jury service.
" be able to adequately read, write, understand, and speak the English language; "
Yeah, one hella of an excuse there.
Come now, it is your citizenry duty to serve as a jurist. Do it with pride.
What is the case about? Civil or criminal?
I enjoy following legal cases for relevance and interest.
American judiciary is a weird place. Even niggas who flips the burgers in a fast food restaurant is summoned to serve in a jury. These fuckers then decide someone's fate.
I can't lie, I am biased towards Somalis, Muslims, African immigrants, AAs, and beautiful white women. Especially, if the accused is a white woman and she is beautiful, I could just be steering at her without looking at the evidence. So not sure why would the court taking chances with me.
I can't lie, I am biased towards Somalis, Muslims, African immigrants, AAs, and beautiful white women. Especially, if the accused is a white woman and she is beautiful, I could just be steering at her without looking at the evidence. So not sure why would the court taking chances with me.
It is a broken system. That is why I don't want to serve. Ordinary people should not be a jury. People who are professionals in the field should weigh the evidence. Many minorities end up in jail 'cause dumb and racist white jury keep convicting them.
That is the core principle of one's case being determined by h(er)is equals and contemporaries. You will be provided with instructions, guided through the process, and advised to be impartial. It is imperfect, yet one of the fairest in the world. Believe it or not.
Source: https://naacp.org/resources/crimina...p close to,by African Americans and Hispanics.
"Despite making up close to 5% of the global population, the U.S. has nearly 25% of the world's prison population. 32% of the US population is represented by African Americans and Hispanics, compared to 56% of the US incarcerated population being represented by African Americans and Hispanics."
Enough with the "yet is imperfect, yet one of the fairest in the world. Believe it or not." It is a system rotten to the core.
All right.
What is the docket number?
Ghengis Kaarhis
VIP
Iβd milk it for as long as possible to get paid time off, if the person is guilty af Iβll be only one arguing theyβre not, and if they not guilty Iβll argue the opposite.
5 star hotel plus paid time off and you getting to bashal and make cadaans seethe, you won my nigga
5 star hotel plus paid time off and you getting to bashal and make cadaans seethe, you won my nigga
Celery
We finally beat Medicare π π
What country are you in? Itβs very easy to get out of jury duty. Tell them youβll be working on that day and youβre the only income provider in your house. That usually works on its own.
If they deny that, go to jury selection and be extremely opinionated. I did this once and they never called me again. There was a case involving these natives whoβs kids got seized by CPS and they were trying to get custody back.
When I was asked about the role of parents and the responsibility of the government, I told them natives are irresponsible people and should all have their kids taken away. There were several audible gasps. They discontinued the interview immediately and told me to go home. I got an email the next day saying Iβm excused.
The key is to be genuine when showing bias. You can get a fine if you disrespect the court or do whatever to not be selected. Never say you are biased or cannot render a fair judgement.
If they deny that, go to jury selection and be extremely opinionated. I did this once and they never called me again. There was a case involving these natives whoβs kids got seized by CPS and they were trying to get custody back.
When I was asked about the role of parents and the responsibility of the government, I told them natives are irresponsible people and should all have their kids taken away. There were several audible gasps. They discontinued the interview immediately and told me to go home. I got an email the next day saying Iβm excused.
The key is to be genuine when showing bias. You can get a fine if you disrespect the court or do whatever to not be selected. Never say you are biased or cannot render a fair judgement.
Celery
We finally beat Medicare π π
They thoroughly interview you before hand. They look at your job, history etc. Usually old retired white women get selected to sit on the jury.American judiciary is a weird place. Even niggas who flips the burgers in a fast food restaurant is summoned to serve in a jury. These fuckers then decide someone's fate.
I can't lie, I am biased towards Somalis, Muslims, African immigrants, AAs, and beautiful white women. Especially, if the accused is a white woman and she is beautiful, I could just be steering at her without looking at the evidence. So not sure why would the court taking chances with me.
Celery
We finally beat Medicare π π
You get paid $ 50 per day and your life can be a living hell. Sometimes you canβt call your family or anyone for weeks. You can also have a target on your back regardless of what judgement you render.
This is incredibly rare and highly unlikely.
And the fact that OP is capable of developing a philosophical objection to the common law jury is *precisely why* he should serve. Also generally employers are legally prohibited from punishing people for jury duty absence for obvious reasons, if that's a concern.
Celery
We finally beat Medicare π π
Yup
Sorry, I edited it to clarify that employers can't fire you for serving, but I imagine there might be rare circumstances where a specific person's presence at work is critical or something. Like the one guy who knows how some part of a nuclear plant works or something
Claim to be racist or sexist or have some bias during the jury selection process. They'll escort you out of the building
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