I knew that. I was just waiting for that "proposal moment of yours."
The thing that's wrong with being a wife #2 and married to a curry muncher's is that you'll be doing all kinda weird chores like cleaning some hairy shit from the restroom. Indians are hairy af, by the time you're done with cleaning some of the in laws' shit. Ranveer will ask you to lend him your razor after he's broken his..

There's alotta work for ya, but that's only one type of chore. The other one is being a 'great' cook, cooking some smelly shit like curry. The other type of shit is what they call aarti, a fkin non-existent ritual they perform tryna pray to some weird half human half elephant or some cow's butt while you're rotating a candle like a crazy possessed person

. Finally, you'll miss eating cheeseburgers in MN.

Now you have to pray to those souls *cows* you used to crave their meat. You have to respect cows. What the actual f do you want to go through!!!