My west African wife

I thought I was gonna marry a Somali. It turns out my wife is a Nigerian and we agreed that we're only gonna speak Igbo to our kids. My Igbo speaking skills are bad but she's teaching me. I'm marrying her because her family are wealthy millionaires who own businesses in Angola and South Africa.
 

Macalin M

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If she owns a business in Angola then learn Portuguese. It will be more useful than Igbo and you can use it worldwide, in Brazil, Portugal etc
 

Calaf

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Is today the day of the joke or something. Why is everyone waffaling on here today!
Igbo, and Nigerian :mugshotman::mugshotman:
Angola and South Africa :ileycry::ileycry:

Millionaire and West African :faysalwtf:

Nigerian Wife :deadpeter:
 

Lum

رَّبِّ زِدْنِي عِلْمًا
I thought I was gonna marry a Somali. It turns out my wife is a Nigerian and we agreed that we're only gonna speak Igbo to our kids. My Igbo speaking skills are bad but she's teaching me. I'm marrying her because her family are wealthy millionaires who own businesses in Angola and South Africa.
بارَكَ اللهُ لَك، وَبارَكَ عَلَيْك، وَجَمَعَ بَيْنَكُما في خَيْر
 

Ras

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I thought I was gonna marry a Somali. It turns out my wife is a Nigerian and we agreed that we're only gonna speak Igbo to our kids. My Igbo speaking skills are bad but she's teaching me. I'm marrying her because her family are wealthy millionaires who own businesses in Angola and South Africa.

Lol :stressed:
 
too many users are fond of practising their story-writing skills on here kkkk

all that is left now is for a sspotter to marry an Australian aboriginal :drakelaugh:
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
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Is today the day of the joke or something. Why is everyone waffaling on here today!
Igbo, and Nigerian :mugshotman::mugshotman:
Angola and South Africa :ileycry::ileycry:

Millionaire and West African :faysalwtf:

Nigerian Wife :deadpeter:



Today, everybody is standing on their head, up side down. The head slowly sinking in the sand ! loooooooooooooool
 
Have not told you yet. My wife is a Aboriginal Australian that came from Somaliland but is originally Somali.
What should I do? She bosses me around and I can't teach the kids Somali since she banned it. I don't want to be on her bad side since she has a lot of money.
 

Calaf

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What should I do? She bosses me around and I can't teach the kids Somali since she banned it. I don't want to be on her bad side since she has a lot of money.
Run with the money. Your Somali after all. Leave the kids in the Office and make sure you had dinner first. If they summon you to the Lagos Central Court, tell them to defer it back to [Your Somali City] Central Court, where your tribe will find you not guilty and give you the kids and the money. After the Tribe and Court tax, Run to the nearest major city [Mogadishu/Hargesia] and enter politics, and leave your kids in the best hotel and live happily ever after!
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
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What should I do? She bosses me around and I can't teach the kids Somali since she banned it. I don't want to be on her bad side since she has a lot of money.


Ayubi

I am currently reading a bio about The Jewish UK Prime minister Disraeli in the last 19th century. He married a woman with money, and because of her, he become a minister and went far. SO I think it is a great idea to marry a woman with money to advance in this life. The funny thing is, he felt controlled by her with her money, but later in old age and in his successes, he became rich, but in the interim they fell in love and become inseparable. This twist really astonished me! lol

When he first met her, he was asked to escort her to dinner as her husband was away. He said

" Oh not her! Why me? But Allaah is great"



looooooooooool He actually said Allaah is great even though is racially a jew but converted to the church of England , but he travelled to ottoman land and Egypt & was fascinated by Muslims.
 
Run with the money. Your Somali after all. Leave the kids in the Office and make sure you had dinner first. If they summon you to the Lagos Central Court, tell them to defer it back to [Your Somali City] Central Court, where your tribe will find you not guilty and give you the kids and the money. After the Tribe and Court tax, Run to the nearest major city [Mogadishu/Hargesia] and enter politics, and leave your kids in the best hotel and live happily ever after!
We never had kids yet but she's expecting it. I'll delay it, take a lot of money putting it in my bank account and dump the b!tch. I'll call her saying triple talaq so I officially divorce her.

It feels so good being a gold digger:rejoice:
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
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We never had kids yet but she's expecting it. I'll delay it, take a lot of money putting it in my bank account and dump the b!tch. I'll call her saying triple talaq so I officially divorce her.

It feels so good being a gold digger:rejoice:


Or u may fall in love
 

Calaf

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We never had kids yet but she's expecting it
She bosses me around and I can't teach the kids Somali since she banned it.
we agreed that we're only gonna speak Igbo to our kids
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SHE wants something out of it. That Western Passport of yours. Kids expecting. Abort Mission sir!
 

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