My Steps on How to Become the Top 1% of Somali Men

My Steps on How to Become the Top 1% of Somali Men

1)Get a valuable degree field, remember no Liberal Arts or Gender Studies bullshit

2)Make six figures, now all the Somali girls want you

3)Get jacked go to the gym, now your options will increase across the board

4)If your inbred looking get cosmetic surgery to fix your weak jawline

4.5)Get your Teeth fixed only if they are messed up, this step goes for UK niggas especially

5)If your hairline is receding go to Turkey

6)Now you got a confidence boost, nothing should stop you.

7)Don't marry an cadaan girl, you will be divorced in 5-10 years and become broke as f*ck

8)You probably shouldn't get married if you want to keep all your money.

9)Figure out a way to make multiple streams of income legally

10)If mehr prices are too high, run and go to another state or country.

11)Always protect your money, divorce will ruin you.

12)Never be a simp, these guys always get disrespected and poorly treated.
 

Aurelian

Forza Somalia!
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My Steps on How to Become the Top 1% of Somali Men

1)Get a valuable degree field, remember no Liberal Arts or Gender Studies bullshit

2)Make six figures, now all the Somali girls want you

3)Get jacked go to the gym, now your options will increase across the board

4)If your inbred looking get cosmetic surgery to fix your weak jawline

4.5)Get your Teeth fixed only if they are messed up, this step goes for UK niggas especially

5)If your hairline is receding go to Turkey

6)Now you got a confidence boost, nothing should stop you.

7)Don't marry an cadaan girl, you will be divorced in 5-10 years and become broke as f*ck

8)You probably shouldn't get married if you want to keep all your money.

9)Figure out a way to make multiple streams of income legally

10)If mehr prices are too high, run and go to another state or country.

11)Always protect your money, divorce will ruin you.

12)Never be a simp, these guys always get disrespected and poorly treated.
you don't need to do all the list, just the first 3 and 4.5. that's it
 

Caaro

I do something called "what I want"
2021 GRANDMASTER
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I’d say at this point in my life, I’m easily the top 0.01% of somali men in my age bracket. It’s really not that hard when the bar is set so low.

Halimos flock to me like seagulls and fries
 

Djokovic

Somali Arab
My Steps on How to Become the Top 1% of Somali Men

1)Get a valuable degree field, remember no Liberal Arts or Gender Studies bullshit

2)Make six figures, now all the Somali girls want you

3)Get jacked go to the gym, now your options will increase across the board

4)If your inbred looking get cosmetic surgery to fix your weak jawline

4.5)Get your Teeth fixed only if they are messed up, this step goes for UK niggas especially

5)If your hairline is receding go to Turkey

6)Now you got a confidence boost, nothing should stop you.

7)Don't marry an cadaan girl, you will be divorced in 5-10 years and become broke as f*ck

8)You probably shouldn't get married if you want to keep all your money.

9)Figure out a way to make multiple streams of income legally

10)If mehr prices are too high, run and go to another state or country.

11)Always protect your money, divorce will ruin you.

12)Never be a simp, these guys always get disrespected and poorly treated.
I don’t mind getting divorced after 10 years I can start again with a younger wife
 

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