My solution for Somalia instability

[Lais]

Let Somali Cad Cad rule us as president because, let’s face it, we are too tribalistic in our nature. So, a minority is the best solution. They have a low population, and the president will face pressure to perform better as a minority. Before you nationalists attack me, just remember they have low numbers, and we Somalis are the majority. The majority rules, but we should consider the benefits of having a minority leader.
He will be Obama of Somalia.

Why the cadcads and not madhiban or jar**rwayne

 

[Nilotic]

1. Shoot every criminal and troublemaker in the head that is 25 and older. Jail and rehabilitate the younger ones. If they do a crime again, shoot them in the head.

2. Put all other Somalis 25 and older in a small section of Somalia by the ocean and put a wall all around them. Then, castrate them. Let them chew khat and fill their bellies and die off as the decades past.

3. Bring cadaans to Somalia to raise and educate (or brainwash) the 0-25. Anyone who doesn't comply will get shot in the head. Bring west African, not Arab, sheikhs to teach them the deen since the Somali ones have been walled off. That way, the Somali kids will be proud to be Black and no longer be Ayrab bootyclappers. They won't get these cringey, embarassing delusions that they are Ayrab. They will look up to the west Africans and cadaans. The west Africans and whitey will be the protagonist of their life.

4. Somalia becomes a Switzerland.

 

[Nin123]

Why the cadcads and not madhiban or jar**rwayne

We don’t want a broken minority like Madow or madhiban. Cad cad are better than them.

 

[wonyluvr]

No Thanks, I don't a Desi-Bantu person ruling my land. We should become a monarchy and invite a proper Hashemite took take the throne.

Hashemite Kingdom of Suwmal has a nice ring to it.

warya they have ethnic Somali in them as well

 

[wonyluvr]

We don’t want a broken minority like Madow or madhiban. Cad cad are better than them.

Madhiban are a minority who don’t bother anyone it’s literally in their name minorities deserve to have a shot.

 

[wonyluvr]

We don’t want a broken minority like Madow or madhiban. Cad cad are better than them.

and also j*reer weyne seem like good ppl come on we must be open minded

 

[Nilotic]

So if Somalia gets on its feet and prospers as a consequence of this... you'll be fine with people constantly reminding you that pure ethnic Somalis weren't responsible?

Makes more sense to select Madhibaan, Yibir or Tumaal.

 

[Nin123]

Madhiban are a minority who don’t bother anyone it’s literally in their name minorities deserve to have a shot.

Only cad cad Somalis otherwise it will not work.

 

[wonyluvr]

Only cad cad Somalis otherwise it will not work.

why cad cads?

 

[Nin123]

So if Somalia gets on its feet and prospers as a consequence of this... you'll be fine with people constantly reminding you that pure ethnic Somalis weren't responsible?


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Makes more sense to select Madhibaan, Yibir or Tumaal.

Cad cad are Somali ethnic group technically speaking my ajnabi friend.

 

[wonyluvr]

Cad cad are Somali ethnic group technically speaking my ajnabi friend.

if cad cads are a Somali ethnic group so are Somali Bantus.

 

[Nin123]

why cad cads?

In my eyes they have more similar mannerism to the Somalis and have class near to us more than the other beggars minority.

 

[Nin123]

if cad cads are a Somali ethnic group so are Somali Bantus.

No. They are not Somali ethnic group but only Somali by the name.

 

[wonyluvr]

No. They are not Somali ethnic group but only Somali by the name.

They literally have Somali in them.Some Cadcads (Barwaani) speak Swahili btw as their first language they have their own dialect.

 

[wonyluvr]

In my eyes they have more similar mannerism to the Somalis and have class near to us more than the other beggars minority.

Wtf does that even mean “have class near to us”

 

[Zak12]

Are we pretending cads aren't tribal too? Lol

 

[Nin123]

Are we pretending cads aren't tribal too? Lol

It doesn’t matters cause they are minority

 

[Nilotic]

Look at Syria with the Alawites and your "solution" will immediately become a non-starter; a small and organised minority can be just as brutal

 

[Al Adnani]

1. Shoot every criminal and troublemaker in the head that is 25 and older. Jail and rehabilitate the younger ones. If they do a crime again, shoot them in the head.

2. Put all other Somalis 25 and older in a small section of Somalia by the ocean and put a wall all around them. Then, castrate them. Let them chew khat and fill their bellies and die off as the decades past.

3. Bring cadaans to Somalia to raise and educate (or brainwash) the 0-25. Anyone who doesn't comply will get shot in the head. Bring west African, not Arab, sheikhs to teach them the deen since the Somali ones have been walled off. That way, the Somali kids will be proud to be Black and no longer be Ayrab bootyclappers. They won't get these cringey, embarassing delusions that they are Ayrab. They will look up to the west Africans and cadaans. The west Africans and whitey will be the protagonist of their life.

4. Somalia becomes a Switzerland.

Brother I was with you until 3rd statement. Why do you against Arab Somalis so much?

 

[Zak12]

It doesn’t matters cause they are minority

The other 0.5 clans are also a minority. Nearly everyone in Somalia except maybe the Bravanese/Bajuni are tribal as f*ck.