My parents are mad at me and I'm in big trouble

[WarsameXamse]

So I was introduced to a guy. He was really nice, and mature, which is expected since he's 24 and I'm 19. I liked him a lot so we kept getting to know each other for a short while. We were talking about health one day and I brought up STD's. I said I trusted him if he said he's clean but I still wanted test results on paper and for him to visit a urologist for his measurements down there.

He didn't call me or get in contact for a few days. My mom one day suddenky came to me habaaring me saying waan ceeboobay and that I've copied dirty white girls. I was so confused but apparently the guy ratted to his Hooyo what I asked, and she must have gleefully relayed it back to my mother painting the story horribly. My parents are saying they regret raising me in the West and that I will never get married until I get dhaqan celis.

Why are Somali parents so irrational and oppressive? Seriously, if a guy asked to see a girls hair and awrah it wouldn't be a big deal. I didn't even ask to see his awrah, I wanted freaking measurements. This is why I imagine marrying an ajnabi would be better. If he passed my 2" standard he would be confident in himself and be open minded in assuring my concerns.

measurements AS IN DICK SIZE??? why don't you just see for yourself by offering a blow job to your loved one.

 

[WarsameXamse]

So I was introduced to a guy. He was really nice, and mature, which is expected since he's 24 and I'm 19. I liked him a lot so we kept getting to know each other for a short while. We were talking about health one day and I brought up STD's. I said I trusted him if he said he's clean but I still wanted test results on paper and for him to visit a urologist for his measurements down there.

He didn't call me or get in contact for a few days. My mom one day suddenky came to me habaaring me saying waan ceeboobay and that I've copied dirty white girls. I was so confused but apparently the guy ratted to his Hooyo what I asked, and she must have gleefully relayed it back to my mother painting the story horribly. My parents are saying they regret raising me in the West and that I will never get married until I get dhaqan celis.

Why are Somali parents so irrational and oppressive? Seriously, if a guy asked to see a girls hair and awrah it wouldn't be a big deal. I didn't even ask to see his awrah, I wanted freaking measurements. This is why I imagine marrying an ajnabi would be better. If he passed my 2" standard he would be confident in himself and be open minded in assuring my concerns.

RIGHT BECAUSE WITH AN AJNABI YOU WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM BEFORE HE EVEN OFFERED YOU THE APPLE.:siilaanyolaugh::siilaanyolaugh:

 

[WarsameXamse]

This is very real . My mom just cares too much about what other people think.

like all religious-cultural mothers, somali or non somali

 

[WarsameXamse]

Sis you need to stop obsessing over penetration, studies have proven that most women aren't sexually fulfilled by that alone. You won't know what your preference is till you married i'm assuming your a virgin so why ask questions like size your mom is right its ceeb LOOL

WHATS THE PROBLEM?? I'M CONFUSED

does the ajnabi guy have a micro dick??

 

[WarsameXamse]

You still want a ‘2 inch penis’

Girl find a man around your age, 24 is too old and he probably has stds hence why he got you in trouble lol

Listen to your vagina girl and find your own man

Arrange marriages only work in villages

huh MOST GIRLS data guys few yers older than them, 24 man dating a 19 is THE norm and has always been and in fact this is the most common age cap, 5 years. 40 YEARS DATING A 19 IS WHAT U CALL TOO OLD.

 

[LaFlame]

STD test's can be painful. You have to stick the edge of a pencil through the inside of your urinary meatus. I certainly don't like taking them.

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

It may not be very big.
But that friction imma be creating with my hip thrusting speed.
Guaranteed I’m destroying pussy.

U a virgin doe :/

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

STD test's can be painful. You have to stick the edge of a pencil through the inside of your urinary meatus. I certainly don't like taking them.

Easy peasy for women.

 

[LaFlame]

Easy peasy for women.

Yeah, but unfortunately I'm not a woman. So it hurts like hell.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Idk about you but I’m 10 inch erect and 7 inch flaccid with a 5 inch girth

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That's TMI uff.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Why not touch his dick if you're so curious about his measurements

Waad ceebeesay your parents Alla ku ceebee aduun iyo akhiraba

War na dhaaf, belo ku ceebeysey.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Why not touch his dick if you're so curious about his measurements

Waad ceebeesay your parents Alla ku ceebee aduun iyo akhiraba

I would but I think that's haram. I would like to, but I have to wait until I'm married.

 

[FendiFanatic]

That's TMI uff.

Ur a pedo u like 11yr old dick