My parents are mad at me and I'm in big trouble

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Hopefully kowsar gets her 3 inch monster dick.

Rest In Peace to her vagina if she ends up with a 6 inch. she gonna need a life alert to help her get to the hospital

Has anybody ever told u that you're a very sarcastic guy?

 

[Sheikh]

Hopefully kowsar gets her 3 inch monster dick.

Rest In Peace to her vagina if she ends up with a 6 inch. she gonna need a life alert to help her get to the hospital

Fam said ''life alert''

 

[Mercury]

Your parents would rather you get an STD than have their pride hurt, get new parents

It wasnt the STD test I think they were pissed about her asking about his size

 

[MarehanBanker]

It wasnt the STD test I think they were pissed about her asking about his size

Missed that part heyaaay

 

[Jake from State Farm]

“I’v fallen And I can’t get up “

Fam said ''life alert''

 

[YourBroMoe]

So I was introduced to a guy. He was really nice, and mature, which is expected since he's 24 and I'm 19. I liked him a lot so we kept getting to know each other for a short while. We were talking about health one day and I brought up STD's. I said I trusted him if he said he's clean but I still wanted test results on paper and for him to visit a urologist for his measurements down there.

He didn't call me or get in contact for a few days. My mom one day suddenky came to me habaaring me saying waan ceeboobay and that I've copied dirty white girls. I was so confused but apparently the guy ratted to his Hooyo what I asked, and she must have gleefully relayed it back to my mother painting the story horribly. My parents are saying they regret raising me in the West and that I will never get married until I get dhaqan celis.

Why are Somali parents so irrational and oppressive? Seriously, if a guy asked to see a girls hair and awrah it wouldn't be a big deal. I didn't even ask to see his awrah, I wanted freaking measurements. This is why I imagine marrying an ajnabi would be better. If he passed my 2" standard he would be confident in himself and be open minded in assuring my concerns.

You are officially the hardest working troll in this website. Congratulations on this massive accomplishment!

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Has anybody ever told u that you're a very sarcastic guy?

Anyone ever tell you that you look like the Somali jimmy neutron

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Hopefully kowsar gets her 3 inch monster dick.

Rest In Peace to her vagina if she ends up with a 6 inch. she gonna need a life alert to help her get to the hospital

Waryaa, I don't necessarily want a 3 inch. I just want it

Hopefully kowsar gets her 3 inch monster dick.

Rest In Peace to her vagina if she ends up with a 6 inch. she gonna need a life alert to help her get to the hospital

Waryaa, I don't want exactly a 3inch. I just want it to be more than 2.81 inches, doesn't matter what size it is. Although I prefer no 6" as I already hate tampons.

 

[YourBroMoe]

You still want a ‘2 inch penis’

Girl find a man around your age, 24 is too old and he probably has stds hence why he got you in trouble lol

Listen to your vagina girl and find your own man

Arrange marriages only work in villages

You still got the best punchlines for trolling.

 

[MarehanBanker]

You are officially the hardest working troll in this website. Congratulations on this massive accomplishment!

At this point I think there are more troll posts and fake users than real posts and users. This site should be renamed trollspot

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Anyone ever tell you that you look like the Somali jimmy neutron

Huh? Dafuq are u sayin' boi

 

[YourBroMoe]

At this point I think there are more troll posts and fake users than real posts and users. This site should be renamed trollspot

On God. But God made Somalis natural born comedians. It's best to use our God given talents of humor as much as possible.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

This finna be you when his shit is bigger than 3 inches

Waryaa, I don't necessarily want a 3 inch. I just want it


Waryaa, I don't want exactly a 3inch. I just want it to be more than 2.81 inches, doesn't matter what size it is. Although I prefer no 6" as I already hate tampons.

 

[YourBroMoe]

Anyone ever tell you that you look like the Somali jimmy neutron

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Huh? Dafuq are u sayin' boi

I’m joking but if you didn’t understand the joke.

 

[YourBroMoe]

Waryaa, I don't necessarily want a 3 inch. I just want it


Waryaa, I don't want exactly a 3inch. I just want it to be more than 2.81 inches, doesn't matter what size it is. Although I prefer no 6" as I already hate tampons.

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

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I’m joking but if you didn’t understand the joke.

I didn't understand the joke tbh

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I didn't understand the joke tbh

It’s okay fam it was a throw away joke I said at random.

I’m not even a funny person

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

I’m not even a funny person

I'm glad you're being honest dawg.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Why are you laughing? You're a guy wtf do you understand about tampons and women's anatomy. Are you surprised some girls use pads?