My impersonations of a select few people

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Cognitivedissonance *clicks on a post, gets ready to post before he sees another commentator* "wooow is that @waraabe / @Mudug-Madman /someone I'm currently beefing with staying on TOPIC????" *proceeds to derail the entire post and insult all the users above

today im a lover not a fighter

 

[TheLibertarianQuiche]

Should I be sad or pleased I have been spared from @AbdiJohnson

 

[ebyaaney]

I am a non-denominational Muslim with atheist tendencies who prays like a Shia. Sunnis are to blame for Somalia's demise. I am qabiil fluid but identify as Sheikhaal every other week, depending on my mood and what I had for dinner the night before.

My sole purpose in life is to humiliate Somalis and perpetuate the narrative that Somalis are the scum of the earth by making sure my site is the top post on ever google search of the word 'Somali'. I love my Somalis though.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

This is how I imagine @AbdiJohnson right before he creates one of his post kkkkk

It should say thread before comment but I didn't create the gif lmao, although both apply

It's too fast for a nigga to read my g slow it down a notch

 

[dhegdheer]

It's too fast for a nigga to read my g slow it down a notch

looks fine to me, do u want the transcript. I'm on my phone rn so i can't edit anything

 

[AceofSom]

These people have a very unique way of speaking that they can never multinick. I will make more later

@AceofSom (after seeing ample receipts): Where's the evidence for this?

@UncleMenace (his topic title): LoOOoool#! COme in QUIcKly. This dude just Did SOmething that

(Click the link to enter his thread)

Will make u QUestiin *menace loses his train of thought* naa so gal (@ random girl)

[Inserts YouTube video]

fast forward to 4:17 *but it's really 4:50*

@ghost *enters thread to troll and derail* and @Nin xun *immediately follows*

@LarryThePuntite China is the land of opportunity. You can get a 500 sq ft office in office space for ¥4000. I'm in Singapore now. Not sure where it goes from here. Number #1 rule: You have to stay focused. I drove by a chicken farm in the outskirts of Shoshen and I just thought imagine if Somalis opened up a farm like that. We can send Somalia those eggs. Supply chain management will be dealt with. What's important is the idea and the drive. There's just so many ideas that you can think of. I have a business.

@waraabe she's your cousin kkk

@Rooble warya @AbdiJohnson what's his/her qabiil?

@Bielsa *when a terror attack happens* Religion is stupid. Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Scientology, Jainism, Hinduism, indigenous religions, flying spaghetti monster, especially Christianity. White people are devils. I'm closer to a Sunni Somali than a Atheist Somali like Ayan Hersi Ali. Us Somali atheists should not watch any atheist on YouTube. Those white and Asian and Latino atheists are closer to their Christian countrymen. They are not our fellow atheists.

@Bahal *attacks religion in one thread* *attacks atheism an hour later* *someone asks if he's a believer or atheist*

None of your business

@realwarya now @Gucci mane ok

@LondonMo *when speaking to a guy* no one cares you . *When speaking to a girl* no one cares you

@SomaliWadaniSoldier I want to see war between punaniland and ictiraafraadisland then I want to fight somalidiids we never fought them before in battlefield and I think it will be easy fight

@merka

@Duchess

@Mudug-Madman You should crack down on the qabyalaad. You're not doing your job. You should set the bar higher **Engaged in ruthless qabyalaad behavior later**

@Amun Merkel will win in 2017. Any other predictions are simply insane

@Cognitivedissonance ilahay aa kugu dharshay I heard you sent the Queen an invitation to the may 18 party nacalaa iyo waxaa tahay wasay she didn't get the card because it doesn't exist kkkkk

@Kaafiye You're such a dishonest person. You're a disgusting liar. You're an atheist savage

Typical @AbdiJohnson he can never bring facts or evidence

@AbdiJohnson **it must have been Somalis**- one talking about every god damn issue

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

looks fine to me, do u want the transcript. I'm on my phone rn so i can't edit anything

Wallahi waa ku wareerey balaayoda baas

 

[AceofSom]

I am a non-denominational Muslim with atheist tendencies who prays like a Shia. Sunnis are to blame for Somalia's demise. I am qabiil fluid but identify as Sheikhaal every other week, depending on my mood and what I had for dinner the night before.

My sole purpose in life is to humiliate Somalis and perpetuate the narrative that Somalis are the scum of the earth by making sure my site is the top post on ever google search of the word 'Somali'. I love my Somalis though.

the man is on a mission to humiliate Somalis. He wants to become a scourge to Somalis, but he doesn't have the courage

You forgot the famous quote of @AbdiJohnson.. " I only take big di*ks in my mouth"

 

[Inactive]

the man is on a mission to humiliate Somalis. He wants to become a scourge to Somalis, but he doesn't have the courage

You forgot the famous quote of @AbdiJohnson.. " I only take big di*ks in my mouth"

When did I say this?

 

[AceofSom]

When did I say this?

You said it a while back why you so defensive about it

 

[Adheer Warsame]

 

[Inactive]

You said it a while back why you so defence about it

I don't like being lied about.

I prefer average

 

[dhegdheer]

Wallahi waa ku wareerey balaayoda baas

"You wanna troll? let's get started. First, use any facts that you can find, that disagree with the OP's post and throw it in the comment section. Sometimes I make them up"

 

[dhegdheer]

You thought u slipped by unscathed huh? kkkkk

@Adheer Warsame

 

[Adheer Warsame]

You thought u slipped by unscathed huh? kkkkk

@Adheer Warsame

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

"You wanna troll? let's get started. First, use any facts that you can find, that disagree with the OP's post and throw it in the comment section. Sometimes I make them up"

Wallahi I don't want no problems you win

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Ina lillah waa Ina illahay rajicuun

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Dhegdheer has got energy wallahi I'll catch you on the rebound b say nada

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

You thought u slipped by unscathed huh? kkkkk

@Adheer Warsame

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Grand mufti of Las Vegas