My first love

[Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid]

Since everyone’s talking about love lately, i’ll tell you about my first love. She was a 17 year old lightskin somali girl from Australia, only a year older than me at the time. She worked in her fathers restaurant, which is where i got to know her. She was a beauty like no other, but her father used to bully me alot. We exchanged contact info, but i failed to keep in touch when i left. Now i spend my days chewing khat and reminiscing about what could’ve been. This was in bosasso.

 

[JohnCena]

Since everyone’s talking about love lately, i’ll tell you about my first love. She was a 17 year old lightskin somali girl from Australia, only a year older than me at the time. She worked in her fathers restaurant, which is where i got to know her. She was a beauty like no other, but her father used to bully me alot. We exchanged contact info, but i failed to keep in touch when i left. Now i spend my days chewing khat and reminiscing about what could’ve been. This was in bosasso.

Damn bro, sorry to hear that.

As the resident SSPOT relationship guru/expert,

You should try and contact her. Don't let her father control the love you have with her.

 

[Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid]

Damn bro, sorry to hear that.

As a relationship guru/expert,

You should try and contact her. Don't let her father control the love you have with her.

I could care less about her, Her father is my real goal, he’s my arch nemesis. I’ve had nightmares of the man, the only way i can move on is by beating him up. Whenever he touches down in Bosasso again is the day i fly back as well.

 

[JohnCena]

I could care less about her, Her father is my real goal, he’s my arch nemesis. I’ve had nightmares of the man, the only way i can move on is by beating him up. Whenever he touches down in Bosasso again is the day i fly back as well.

If you want to get revenge on him, then you're going to have date his daughter again, but this time break up with her and try to make it as nefarious as possible

That'll make him furious

Good luck

 

[JackieBurkhart]

You've fallen off your game, we don't want none of this sappy shit.

 

[JohnCena]

I poured my heat out and this is the reception i get, @JohnCena.

yeah @JackieBurkhart that wasn't very Jackie Burkhart of you.

He's not really feeling well

 

[Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid]

You've fallen off your game, we don't want none of this sappy shit.

I knew you were a central asian male, no women goes to the man cave section on somalispot. the question is why are you larping as a xalimo?

 

[JackieBurkhart]

I knew you were a central asian male, no women goes to the man cave section on somalispot. the question is why are you larping as a xalimo?

Where's your evidence? I'm interested in this conspiracy theory of yours.

 

[JohnCena]

I knew you were a central asian man, no women goes to the man cave section on somalispot. the question is why are you larping as a xalimo?

Nah, Jackie is a lightskin 5'2 somali woman who's in her 20s.

As someone with astral projection skills, I literally know how every person looks like.

 

[A Mean Guy]

@Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid & @JohnCena
caught her/him red handed

 

[JohnCena]

@Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid & @JohnCena
caught her/him red handed
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her somali game is a tier, she prolly put a fake location

damn jackie, are you really a central asian baddie ?

 

[iskufilann]

Since everyone’s talking about love lately, i’ll tell you about my first love. She was a 17 year old lightskin somali girl from Australia, only a year older than me at the time. She worked in her fathers restaurant, which is where i got to know her. She was a beauty like no other, but her father used to bully me alot. We exchanged contact info, but i failed to keep in touch when i left. Now i spend my days chewing khat and reminiscing about what could’ve been. This was in bosasso.

AWWWW this is extremely sad

 

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[JackieBurkhart]

her somali game is a tier, she prolly put a fake location

damn jackie, are you really a central asian baddie ?

You don't believe him, do you? I'm trustworthy, I promise.

 

[Odious Delirium]

AWWWW this is extremely sad

I don't know why anyone even plays along with abdi over here's made up sob stories

 

[iskufilann]

I don't know why anyone even plays along with abdi over here's made up sob stories

I was being sarcastic Do you really think I believe this?

 

[Odious Delirium]

I was being sarcastic Do you really think I believe this?

No which is why I said "plays along" I know no one believes his stories I'm wondering why people entertain it.

 

[iskufilann]

No which is why I said "plays along" I know no one believes his stories I'm wondering why people entertain it.

I agree. He just wants attention.

 

[Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid]

based on these last couple of replies, you would think i said i cured cancer.

 

[GaradShabeel]

based on these last couple of replies, you would think i said i cured cancer.

Damn, what's with the coordinated attacks against you lately? I must've missed something...

On another note, why do you let them run you over like this?