Moving out of Hooyos Basement - advice

[HanadR6]

Still hating
Qashin qhoop ba tahy
Wara naagtan cajosads ah
Still obsessed with me

I have divorce your ugly a**
Shaley go after you little homie team

Abti calaso *breeeeeaaaaath*

 

[Calaso]

mucjizo wayey wallahi

@Doosowareer
You 2 face guy walaahi

One face you wanna nice to me
Another face you sucking to this witch

Bro make your mind up

 

[HanadR6]

@Doosowareer
You 2 face guy walaahi

One face you wanna nice to me
Another face you sucking to this witch

Bro make your mind up

Fam it's all jokes why you crying again?

 

[Calaso]

Abti calaso *breeeeeaaaaath*

Fuk off
You 2 face pussy

You think I am going
To allow her to insult me

Think twice
You and this witch
Better leave me the fuk alone

Walaahi
I am not in the mood this morning
For your nonsense bullying games

 

[Calaso]

Fam it's all jokes why you crying again?

Again
I am crying wa waraa
Never in a million that I would cry from you 2

Do you both forget who I am
You catching in bad mood thats all
Cajeeb walaahi

From you dooso and naagta waalnad

Adiga
why you like sucking up to her 4 real
You scared to chat to her like I calaso do

If you like to so much
Men up tell her
That I calaso proudly said so

be a man Ask her
hey @SOULSEARCHING
My youngest bro @Doosowareer wanna hit, can he hit Yes or No
And move on to next one simple

I even buy his plane ticket to ATL
She says yes I doubt it she pain in the A**

She virgin though,
you better rap it up slow smooth is going to be hard tight uncomfortable painful ride LOL

 

[HanadR6]

Again
I am crying wa waraa
Never in a million that I would cry from you 2

Do you both forget who I am
You catching in bad mood thats all
Cajeeb walaahi

From you dooso and naagta waalnad

Adiga
why you like sucking up to her 4 real
You scared to chat to her like I calaso do

If you like to so much
Men up tell her
That I calaso proudly said so

be a man Ask her
hey @SOULSEARCHING
My youngest bro @Doosowareer wanna hit, can he hit Yes or No
And move on to next one simple

I even buy his plane ticket to ATL
She says yes I doubt it she pain in the A**

She virgin though,
you better rap it up slow smooth is going to be hard tight uncomfortable painful ride LOL

You mean I cant be friends with a girl without being overly sexual?

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

Still hating
Qashin qhoop ba tahy
Wara naagtan cajosads ah
Still obsessed with me

I have divorce your ugly a**
Shaley go after you little homie team

Don't be hating me and @Doosowareer going to have babies together.

 

[Calaso]

Fam it's all jokes why you crying again?

Fam,
I see you also your from the UK
Term Fam is used only by us

No wonder why your soft
& nice at the sametime jileeco

Wara sxeeb I like you,
You have good heart with sense humar "when you are on your own"

Uk n**gers are agents,
But in reality there to soft
These slags ain't worth war for

But I warn you
Never through yourself on line a fire
Make sure shes @SOULSEARCHING worth

Going war agains calaso
You and @SOULSEARCHING sspot partner

Walaahi bilaahi talaahi
You are dastence to loose first round
Easily

Look dooso your 16 no experience
Soul is early 20s with no experience
Both of you are virgins can f*k 4 sure

How you alot going agains me,
I have been fu around since I was 14

You cant be friends with a girl without being overly sexual?

Bullshit
You and I now the reality

She talks about feelings
and frustrations to me someone she has goog issues all the time

As experience men,
I will point out the direction to my d**k
That is exactly what she want attentions,

And what do you
Dooso now about woman, you is 16
Chilout sxb I will school you around

Follow my lead, You ain't getting nothing being to nice and soft

Be real men, learn from one
For once In your sspot life act like one

 

[Calaso]

Don't be hating me and @Doosowareer going to have babies together.

Naya
I wish you all the best
You half faced qomayo

Humbelyo to you and your
Dooso ugly face boyfriend

How are you going to sleep in the same room as him, when his name is dooso wareer

You attracted to his face or his dooso
Proberly both, you guys have two things in common that I have noticed

You both virgins and your both nerds

 

[HanadR6]

Naya
I wish you all the best
You half faced qomayo

Humbelyo to you and your
Dooso ugly face boyfriend

How are you going to sleep in the same room as him, when his name is dooso wareer

You attracted to his face or his dooso
Proberly both, you guys have two things in common that I have noticed

You both virgins and your both nerds

And your a father that bags only 2k a month hhhhhhhhh

 

[HanadR6]

And your a father that bags only 2k a month hhhhhhhhh

Howdy you get married with only 2k monthly income looool

 

[Calaso]

And your a father that bags only 2k a month hhhhhhhhh

Dooso
I am richer then you sxeeb

I had a job
when you were in dibers proberly

 

[Calaso]

Howdy you get married with only 2k monthly income looool

I was married
before I had 2k a month job

Then I earned 1k she was still happy

 

[HanadR6]

@Calaso I respect brother, just dont get in between me and my wife's business.

 

[Calaso]

@Calaso I respect brother, just dont get in between me and my wife's business.

Wara listen
to me who start it
It was her then you

I was actually waiting
for long distance call from kenya watching news mind my business
As I couldn't sleep from last night coffee

Till your she @SOULSEARCHING
starting to bullying me around
Then you @Doosowareer followed

You owe a damm apology
Go ahead sxeeb enjoy it be guest
shes all yours, like I said it yesterday

Tell her to leave me alone, she is addicted to my badboy askaari nimo

Fact
I have real life caas a living wife
that I was on Phone with walaahi
That's why I am up this late

Is past my waay past my bedtime
I'm nighshift guy So please both of you get a real life and leave me F alone

Macsalaam subaax wanagsan

 

[Yoo]

Don't watch too much of it. It's very bad on your mental health

Lots of basement dwelling Somali men exist (ages 24-35), they don't make more then 55k a year before taxes.

Lots are socially awkward and corny too. Im at a loss on how to save that current segment of our diaspora community. I'll find a way soon.

I find this hard to believe , 24-30 seem more believable.

 

[mrlog]

@Calaso @Doosowareer @SOULSEARCHING
Qashin bin Qashin
My thread ain’t a Marfish in Hargeisa

either contribute with subjective advice or piss off

Nacalaaa my blood pressure is rising

 

[mrlog]

You're an idiot, stay in hoyo's basement and save money, then buy a house.

Nayaa I am sick of tired of sneaking in Big Bonned Hakimoz without Hooyo hearing them.
The floor boards creak can be heard a mile away.

magaratay

 

[mrlog]

@IftiinOfLife

@mrlog is 48 years old, he better start digging his grave under his basement because he ain’t leaving it soon. Only Eeddo @Basra can rescue him from the basement.

Waryaaahe habaarka maxay?
@Knowles is all yours sxb
Walaaahi Bilaaahi I dint have her snap, insta or watsapp.

 

[Calaso]

@Calaso @Doosowareer @SOULSEARCHING
Qashin bin Qashin
My thread ain’t a Marfish in Hargeisa

either contribute with subjective advice or piss off

Nacalaaa my blood pressure is rising

Hahahahhahaaahaha
Okay bro one love respect