MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

[Mali Mo]

Feel free to post yours

Basicaly

This was years ago when I was around 15 years old and sexually active. I was chilling with my abo in the sitting room

Next thing u know my sis calls me and asks me if I want prawns and I thought she said i was like, "I don't watch " my father gave me a look like

Later on I needed to relieve myself and went to the toilet. When I came back I saw my father looking through my history he saw "xvideos-wrestling" on my history. Long story short I woke up in the hospital

 

[Blade1]

 

[Snake]

I was around 15 years old and sexually active.

Let's hope by the time your daughter is 15, you still aren't sexually active

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

When I was 8

Thought it was finally time to step my old sister who was 10

It was a massacre

I ended up on the floor getting a flurry of punches to the face

Family members had to intervene

I got the wiilka yar sympathy card

 

[Jeesto]

Feel free to post yours

Basicaly

This was years ago when I was around 15 years old and sexually active. I was chilling with my abo in the sitting room

Next thing u know my sis calls me and asks me if I want prawns and I thought she said i was like, "I don't watch " my father gave me a look like

Later on I needed to relieve myself and went to the toilet. When I came back I saw my father looking through my history he saw "xvideos-wrestling" on my history. Long story short I woke up in the hospital

 

[xalimathe6]

when I was around 15 years old and sexually active.

Stop lying Abdi. You couldn't be sexually active if you wanted to.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

First day of 7th grade I woke up late and was about to miss the bus. So I just grabbed whatever I saw first and ran out the house.

My outfit
Shirt: orange wwe shit
Pants: camoflage pants
Shoes: my dads sandals. You know those ugly ones your aabo wears. The back to the village 12s

When I got on the bus all hell broke loose. Niggas roasted the f*ck out of me.

What was even worse is that I had a like half of the dudes that roasted me in my classes. That entire day was trash.

I was in a new school district with no friends. It was me vs the entire grade that day.

Horrifying.

Them niggas called me a highlighter, said I was looking like a play call of duty back to africa.

I’m dark skin too. Niggas said my outfit making my skin look darker. Just tragic

 

[Mali Mo]

Stop lying Abdi. You couldn't be sexually active if you wanted to.

I think youre confused sweetheart. Ill tear ur pussy open bac la'an

 

[ColloquiallyFluent]

I once saved the world.

 

[Mali Mo]

Let's hope by the time your daughter is 15, you still aren't sexually active

She will be wearing a chastity belt iA

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I threw that outfit away.

My shirt was bright them niggas said I could be a crossing guard with that shirt.

 

[Mali Mo]

First day of 7th grade I woke up late and was about to miss the bus. So I just grabbed whatever I saw first and ran out the house.

My outfit
Shirt: orange wwe shit
Pants: camoflage pants
Shoes: my dads sandals. You know those ugly ones your aabo wears. The back to the village 12s

When I got on the bus all hell broke loose. Niggas roasted the f*ck out of me.

What was even worse is that I had a like half of the dudes that roasted me in my classes. That entire day was trash.

I was in a new school district with no friends. It was me vs the entire grade that day.

Horrifying.

Them niggas called me a highlighter, said I was looking like a play call of duty back to africa.

I’m dark skin too. Niggas said my outfit making my skin look darker. Just tragic

Why writing your life story u fokin c*nt? I ain't gonna read that essay of urs

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Why writing your life story u fokin c*nt? I ain't gonna read that essay of urs

Why are you watching wrestling videos.

Do you want a female to give you a five star frogsplash

 

[Jake from State Farm]

This nigga @Mali Mo wants to be choke slammed through 2 tables by his wife.

He a freak

 

[Mali Mo]

This nigga @Mali Mo wants to be choke slammed through 2 tables by his wife.

He a freak

Worse sxb I got a feet fetish. I make her step on dhiqo and I lick it off

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Worse sxb I got a feet fetish. I make her step on dhiqo and I lick it off

 

[Mali Mo]

How do u use this poll shit?

 

[Jake from State Farm]

How do u use this poll shit?

U have to make it when you initially crest the thread but if it had been less than 30 minutes you can edit it and post it I think

 

[The Gadabursi Nomad]

I remember when I waa 8 years old, I was playing Football with my cousin in our neighborhood, he kicked the football to the parking lot. So I went there to retrieve it. It was beside this black car that my neighbor's daughters boyfriend owns. So I got the ball. Then I heard Uhhh... Uhhh! I was confused. I thought a Girl got hurt. So I looked inside the window to only see my neighbor's daughter getting FUCKED by her boyfriend!!! I was terrified! My cousin heard my screams and ran to me. (Somehow the couple did not notice at all that that I was there), I asked my cousin, why is he putting his pe pe into her's? Then my cousin, (Like a dumbass ) told me that they where having sex! So then latter that day, I went on my sister's laptop. And searched up sex and looked at images. I freaked the f*ck out. Exiting that tab on Chrome, and ran to my sister crying/panicking. I could not even make a coherent sentence. All I said was, he put is perfect person in.... In..... My sister (in the 7th grade at the time) was confused as f*ck. I poited to our bedroom, then pointed to her laptop. She thought I was crazy. I calmed down, played on my DS, then went to sleep. I never spoked of that day to my sister. Btw, when I look back to that time now, I realize that my neighbor had some BOMB ass pussy!


So yeah, that was my most embarassing story ever. Still kinda scared by it tho.

 

[Mali Mo]

I remember when I waa 8 years old, I was playing Football with my cousin in our neighborhood, he kicked the football to the parking lot. So I went there to retrieve it. It was beside this black car that my neighbor's daughters boyfriend owns. So I got the ball. Then I heard Uhhh... Uhhh! I was confused. I thought a Girl got hurt. So I looked inside the window to only see my neighbor's daughter getting FUCKED by her boyfriend!!! I was terrified! My cousin heard my screams and ran to me. (Somehow the couple did not notice at all that that I was there), I asked my cousin, why is he putting his penis penis into her's? Then my cousin, (Like a dumbass ) told me that they where having sex! So then latter that day, I went on my sister's laptop. And searched up sex and looked at images. I freaked the f*ck out. Exiting that tab on Chrome, and ran to my sister crying/panicking. I could not even make a coherent sentence. All I said was, he put is perfect person in.... In..... My sister (in the 7th grade at the time) was confused as f*ck. I poited to our bedroom, then pointed to her laptop. She thought I was crazy. I calmed down, played on my DS, then went to sleep. I never spoked of that day to my sister. Btw, when I look back to that time now, I realize that my neighbor had some BOMB ass pussy!


So yeah, that was my most embarassing story ever. Still kinda scared by it tho.

Bisinka another essay


And why don't the xalimos contribute?

@Basra you ever get touched in the wrong places without your consent?